Random pickup lines
I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.
I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee
Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.
Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.
Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)Atmosphere
Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today’s my cake day we should make it a date.
Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?