Random pickup lines
I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.
marine-life
I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee
marine-life
Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.
chesboard-game
Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.
knock-knocsituational
Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)Atmosphere
song-lyricsituational
Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
muslimreligion
Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today’s my cake day we should make it a date.
cakefood
Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
ghettosituational