Random pickup lines

I'm like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

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Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera.Firefly

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Can I Get in your yoga pants sometime?

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You waited too long and now you're in "The Friend Zone".Friends

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Ill make you scream like a dying kerrigan.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

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I can swing my rod 4 times per second at capped ASPD, want to try how it feels?

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Firebat: I'm not just some flash in a pants you know.

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I'd like to roll your oats.

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Do you know that cuddling with me would be the best thing in your life?

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