Random pickup lines

So what is your interest rate for me?

stock-market

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

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Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.

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I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee

marine-life

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

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Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)Atmosphere

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Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

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Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today’s my cake day we should make it a date.

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Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?

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