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I got two words for ya...

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If I put you in a sleeper hold will you drool all over my body?

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I am the titty master.

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Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)

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Tonight, you will never rest in peace. (Undertaker)

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Look girl, normally when you have sex with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

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You know, I lost my smile, but I think you could help me find it. (HBK)

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I would love to wrestle you.

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I hope you're an ECW fan, because you and I are about to have a One Night Stand. (Rob Van Dam)

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If I do a crucifix armbar on you, will you get on your knees for me?

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Hey baby, I'm a man of 1000 holds and only 1 is ARM BAR.

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Hey baby, I'm Dwayne. And I will never leave.

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The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be... (Bret Hart)

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Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?

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I'm all about justice, but tonight, I wanna make it about just us

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I'd like to pile drive you baby!

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How would you like to wake up from a drug endued nap married?

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Come on, let's hear them.

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Honey, if I was gonna build the perfect girlfriend from the ground up… (JBL)

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I must be Owen Hart because I'm falling for you.

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Damn girl, you've got an ass like Abdullah, mind if if fork it?

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Know your role and shut your mouth. (The Rock)

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I'll let you Unleash the Animal...

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When I first saw you, my jaw dropped like Owen Hart.

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Hi, you may have heard of me. I'm the undie-taker.

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I came here to take you home and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum. (Roddy Piper)

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Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water. It's harder than the pudding wrestling.

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We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)

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Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?

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My client has asked me to inform you that tonight he will be the one behind the one. (Paul Heyman)

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I always liked you… but I never told anyone. (Nikki Bella)

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I am Reigns on the street, but I'm Ambrose in the sheets.

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Tonight is all about those three words... Yes!Yes!Yes! (Daniel Bryan)

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Ohh you didn't know? Your ass better call me.

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Wanna come back to my place and yell "NO!" while I yell "YES!"?

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Hey baby, how about you let my Andre the Giant body slam your Chyna?

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You will be screaming YES, more than Daniel Bryan, before I'm done with you.

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Call me cm punk because at the end of the night I'm going make you scream BEST IN THE WORLD!

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I hope you're not HBK, because I want you to lay down for me. (Bret Hart)

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Every girl dreams of marrying a wrestler.

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You could spinaroonie on my Rock any day!

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Let us bury ourselves deep into each other's eyes… (Triple H)

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Call me Mick Foley because tonight we're going hardcore!

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Would you be my Katie Vick?

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Is your name Steve Austin? Because you're stunning.

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It doesn't matter what your name is (The Rock)

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Are you the Ultimate Warrior? Because you have been running through my mind all days.

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King II: Ooh, a ninja! And you use some wrestling moves too!

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Call me CM Punk and I'll show you my Anaconda Vise.

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Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through!

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Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.

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You will go one on one with the great one (The Rock)

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Mike Yankee Papa Lima Alpha Charlie Echo. (The Shield)

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If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

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Is your favorite wrestler Triple H? Because I can't wait to bury you, tonight.

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I want give you dirty deeds but I'm not talking about Dean Ambrose finisher.

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Damn, I'd love to do a figure four leglock on your face!

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I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan

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For you, I don't think I'll kick out at two. (Obligatory John Cena)

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Suck it (D Generation X)

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You can't semen me.

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Tonight, I'll show you why they call me The Big Valbowski. (Val Venis)

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Lay the SmackDown on your candy ass (The Rock)

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Call me Bray Wyatt because I'm going to kidnap you.

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I call my dick Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

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Call me John Cena because I'll only need five moves.

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Do you wanna go over me tonight?

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Tonight, we're going to sleep together and we're gonna do it right here… In Bedroom, Penthouse! (Mick Foley)

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Your father must've been a thief. Because my painkillers are missing and you look like Natty Neidhart.

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Are you the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania? Because I'm about to conquer you.

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Bang Bang? (Cactus Jack)

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Never... eeeeeeeeever be the same again (Chris Jericho)

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Baby, you make me wanna go from part-time to full-time. (The Rock)

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You wanna go Belly-to-Belly or Belly-to-Back? Perhaps something more exotic like Inverted, Wheelbarrow or Electric Chair?

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Can you dig it, sucka? (Booker T)

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