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How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?

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Enterprise this.

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Are you good with Excel? Then you must be good at spreadsheets.

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Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.

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If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

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You are just "write" for me. (Office Supply – Pen)

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You are the highlight of my day. (Office Supply – Highlighter)

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Your customer interface is impressive.

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Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

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Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

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Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

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Can you help me figure out my operating system?

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I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.

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I bet it was your hotness that caused today's mandatory fire drill.

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The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

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I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.

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Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

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You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.

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If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

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I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I'm the only one making you wait for it.

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You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!

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You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

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In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

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I make small cubicles fun.

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Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.

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What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?

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I can tell you’re a team player.

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What do you say we bounce like a bad email?

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If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

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Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

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I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

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Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.

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Want to play a little document distribution strip poker?

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Can I see the inside of your cubicle?

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What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?

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I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.

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I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.

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You are a cut above rest. (Office Supply – Scissors)

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Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I'm feeling this connection.

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My account is totally receivable.

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Can you assist me with this insertion order?

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Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn't want to look it up in the employee directory.

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Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.

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You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.

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Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

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I would be happy to be your human resource.

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Hard cover briefcases are so much better.

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How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?

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Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.

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I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant.

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I am feeling this burn rate in many places.

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You look like a woman in business. (Why?) Because you really know how to position yourself for me.

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Let’s do this, but in real time.

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At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

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Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

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Let’s give you a skills analysis.

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Should we debrief?

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I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

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If I told you, you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

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Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?

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The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

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You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.

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I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)

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Are you interested in managing my account?

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You’ve been running through my invoices all night.

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Can I expense you a drink?

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Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

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There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.

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I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.

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All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.

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Do you have a privacy policy? Because I’d love to see your fine print.

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The best part of this acquisition is you.

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Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.

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You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.

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Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.

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Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime.

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You're like a style guide. You add consistency to my life.

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Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.

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Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

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Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?

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I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.

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Where else can you employ that analytical ability?

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