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I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

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I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.

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The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?

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You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

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Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

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The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.

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Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?

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You had me at merlot.

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I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.

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May I taste the wine from your lips?

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What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.

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I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

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You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.

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This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

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Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

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You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.

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This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.

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(To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.

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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.

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If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

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I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

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I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

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How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?

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I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

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You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

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I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

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Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.

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If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.

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May I put my bung in your barrel?

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I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.

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I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.

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I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

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Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

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I think we could make beautiful wine together.

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Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

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I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.

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Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

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Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

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You're spicier than Syrah.

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The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.

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If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

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Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.

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I really like your carboys.

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I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

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You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.

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Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge

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Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

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I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?

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You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.

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I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

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Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?

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Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

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People say I'm a barrel of fun.

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Hi. Can I get you a drink?

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If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.

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If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

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Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.

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Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.

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Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!

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You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.

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If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.

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I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?

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You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.

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I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

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The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?

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Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.

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