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I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

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I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.

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The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?

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I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.

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May I taste the wine from your lips?

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What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.

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I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

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You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.

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This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

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Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

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You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.

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This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.

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(To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.

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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.

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If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

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I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

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I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

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How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?

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I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

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You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

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I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

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Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.

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If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.

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May I put my bung in your barrel?

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I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.

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I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.

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I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

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Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

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I think we could make beautiful wine together.

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Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

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I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.

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Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

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Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

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You're spicier than Syrah.

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The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.

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If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

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Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.

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I really like your carboys.

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I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

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You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.

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Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge

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Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

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I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?

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You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.

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I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

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Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?

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Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

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People say I'm a barrel of fun.

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Hi. Can I get you a drink?

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If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.

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If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

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Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.

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Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.

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Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!

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You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.

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If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.

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I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?

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You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.

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I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

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The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?

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Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.

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wine-winery-and-vineyard pickup lines

I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.

The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.

Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?

You had me at merlot.

I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.

May I taste the wine from your lips?

What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.

I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.

This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.

This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.

(To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.

If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?

I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.

If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.

May I put my bung in your barrel?

I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.

I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.

I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

I think we could make beautiful wine together.

Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.

Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

You're spicier than Syrah.

The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.

If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.

I really like your carboys.

I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.

Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge

Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?

You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

People say I'm a barrel of fun.

Hi. Can I get you a drink?

If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.

If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.

Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.

Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!

You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.

If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.

I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?

You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?

Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.

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