wine-winery-and-vineyard pickup lines

Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

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What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.

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I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

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Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.

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Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

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Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.

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Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.

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You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.

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Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

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Hi. Can I get you a drink?

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This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

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You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.

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You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.

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The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.

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Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

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I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

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How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?

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Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.

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This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.

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If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.

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You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.

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The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.

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May I taste the wine from your lips?

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Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?

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Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!

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Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

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You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

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The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?

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I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

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I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

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I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.

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I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

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The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?

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I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?

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I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.

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I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

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Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

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I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.

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I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.

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Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge

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I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

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You had me at merlot.

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If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

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I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.

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You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.

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Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.

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If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.

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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

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I really like your carboys.

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If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

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I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

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Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

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People say I'm a barrel of fun.

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I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

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You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.

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Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?

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I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?

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You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

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You're spicier than Syrah.

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Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

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Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.

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I think we could make beautiful wine together.

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(To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.

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wine-winery-and-vineyard pickup lines

Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

May I put my bung in your barrel?

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.

What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.

I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.

Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.

You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.

Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

Hi. Can I get you a drink?

This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.

You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.

The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.

Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?

Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.

This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.

If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.

You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.

The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.

May I taste the wine from your lips?

Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?

Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!

Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?

I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.

I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?

I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?

I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.

Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge

I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

You had me at merlot.

If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.

You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.

Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.

If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

I really like your carboys.

If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

People say I'm a barrel of fun.

I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.

Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?

I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?

You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

You're spicier than Syrah.

Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.

I think we could make beautiful wine together.

(To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.

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