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You got wifi on the go? Because I want to connect to you on the go.

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The password is Baby. That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight.

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Babe I am wifi, because I will make your wishes come true and entertain you all night long.

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Are you a wifi signal? Because you're not mine, but I'll try to use you anyways.

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Is your name 'wifi'? Because I'm feeling a connection.

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Girl, you so hot you extended by Wifi Booster.

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Is there something wrong with your wifi? Because I know a few hot spots.

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Is your wifi down? It's OK because my signal goes up for you.

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Are you public wifi? Because I am connecting to you automatically.

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Are you wifi? Because I cannot live without you.

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Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

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Are you a wifi mesh? Because I feel your love everywhere I go.

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Is your wifi signal strong enough? Or do I need to move my extender closer to you?

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Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

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Girl I got the strong wifi router, because I will extend my signal into your device anytime.

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Do you have a wifi repeater? Or do I need to stay closer to you?

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We have a connection stronger than our wifi.

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Babe are you wifi? Because you are the one I look forward to everywhere I go.

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Are you wifi? Because I love to have you around.

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I left my Wi-Fi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot.

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Girl, I don't need no wifi? Because I already got a hotspot like you.

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