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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

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Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

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When I'm near you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising

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How far back does your beach chair go?

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Your surfboard is so big!

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I love winter, because it's an excuse to cuddle.

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Wanna are aware of the backseat of my Prius?

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Let's get sweaty like Al Gore

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End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ.

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Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?

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I can see us in orbit together.

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What's a nice girl like you doing on a sandbar like this?

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Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming

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Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

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Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

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Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

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Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

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I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguarding experience?

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Feel the rush of my monsoon!

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You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint

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Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

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I can't stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.

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Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?

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My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

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I won’t faucet offshore oil, but I will tap something else.

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I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.

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Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as hell.

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Care to show me your ozone layer?

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You just caused a heat wave, because that's how hot you are.

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I wish I could see what was happening behind those sunglasses.

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You and this weather have one thing in common. You're both frigid.

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You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you.

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Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?

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I'm going to put my car keys inside my shoe on the beach, where no one would ever think to find them, and let you drive me crazy, girrrl.

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These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me.

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If you were a year you'd be the last one, cause you're the hottest on record

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There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm.

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It got really hot all of the sudden. Is it global warming? Oh, wait, you just walked into the room

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Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

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You've heard of high pressure..how about thigh pressure?

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After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart.

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Hey, you’re so sticky!

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Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter

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I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?

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Want to compare tan lines, or just show me yours?

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I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.

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My heart is an iceberg in your own presence… it melts.

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What is this, a casting call for Baywatch?

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Can I TK your WXP?

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Oh, your lips are sunburned, let me help them.

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Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

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I’ve been watching you kayak, and I’m totally in oar of you.

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The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.

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Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

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I'd like to hibermate with you.

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I'd like to punch your core.

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Can I be your axis for the night?

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Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?

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I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.

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It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

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Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

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Wanna go back to my place and work some horizontal leadership?

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Plow here often?

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Oh sorry to brush up against you with my Hemp shirt, or am I?

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What do you and this used soda can have in common? I'm going to pick you up around 7pm.

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Should we take this conversation above sea level?

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My! Your tornado is long.

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I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

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In this entire universe, all I want is you.

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I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning.

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Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street

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I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!

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Your sunsets are amazing.

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You're so hot the sun is jealous.

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I'd like to get on your waterspout.

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Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?

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Leave with me and I'll close your school tomorrow!

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Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

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The next time someone tells you to put on a life preserver, remember: I’m a registered beach patroller, and I'm one size fits all.

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I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently

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If you were a DEER, I'd never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.

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Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.

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Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as hell!

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So you’re the new day camp director?

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I'd love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.

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Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

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This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.

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I bet I can increase your dew point!

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What's your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.

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Venus ain't got nothing on you.

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Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.

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Can I hiber-mate with you.

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Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!

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What do you and weather have in common? You're both hot.

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No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

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If your hands are cold, it's warm under my thigh vents.

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I'd make your icebergs melt.

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Save water, shower with me at night.

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Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter.

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Baby, make sure you've got enough sandbags, because the storm isn't the only one that's going to be flooding your basement.

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Do you love hot summer knights? Because I’m killer at Dungeons and Dragons.

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One look at you and my barometric pressure rises.

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Let's follow this current wherever it might lead us.

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Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

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You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

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Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

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You can stand under my umbrella.

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Do you want to make out in the rain?

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What time do you get off work? Let's carpool it back to my place

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I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.

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Wanna see my weather weenie?

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Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running

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How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.

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Hey ladies, I go down every night. (Sun)

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I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.

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I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

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We should go back to my house and make some lunch.

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I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.

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(To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

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Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

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I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.

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Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?

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I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

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We can cut down our water use if we shower together.

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I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat.

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I'm an environmentalist, because I wouldn't want you any hotter than you already are.

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Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?

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You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!

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Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or just a stream of sweat pouring down the inside of your thighs and round the backs of your knees thanks to 90% relative humidity?

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You're as hot as a desert summer.

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Turning off the Lights, is one of my Turn On's

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Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.

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You can call me rain, because I'm going to be getting you wet tonight.

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Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.

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I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% during the last 20 years.

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Do I make you saturated?

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Would you like to blow my weather vane?

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The average temps haves climbed 1. 4 degrees Fahrenheit while you walked in here.

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You had me at “Hel---lllp! A shark ate my surfboard!”

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Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.

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I want to conserve water by taking a shower with you.

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If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

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Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.

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This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.

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You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

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Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.

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Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

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Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!

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Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!

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You are rarer than only a panda in the mad… and nearly as graceful.

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Hey, if you can't take the heat, get out of your clothes.

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Can I see your weather balloons?

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I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.

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I’m sure we could both reach the Big O… ozone that is

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What’s today’s high? 69 ALL NIGHT LONG!

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Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

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The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick.

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ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

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Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

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Are you a weeping angel?

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My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.

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I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.

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My favorite geological features are created under pressure.

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I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

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She acts like summer and walks like rain.

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Just verifying your emissions.

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Are you a meteorologist? I bet you got experience in everything from the ground up.

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Ignore the ray bans, there is nothing shade-y about me.

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Do you want to suction my vortex?

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Do you want to absorb my emittance.

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Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

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Do you want to collect my precipitation?

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Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

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I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

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Is it just me, or are summer rainstorms super hot?

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I mainly date guys who recycle

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I've become frostsmitten with you.

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What's your "do" point?

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So, how many inches will I get?

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I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

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Do it for Mother Earth.

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I love your soft edges.

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Wanna C how many O's the 2 of us can make?

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I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

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Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

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Take it easy on me -- I'm a virga.

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Do you believe in the big bang theory?

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(Men in Black II)

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If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?

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Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

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What do you say we make a Just Transition back to my place?

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What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches.

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Meet me inside Davy Jones' Locker, I'll be Neptune, you be my staff.

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Your so hot you must've started all of global warming

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I LOVE corn on the cob.

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Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.

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My! Your parcels are buoyant.

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How about I serve you some cold brew coffee tomorrow morning at my place?

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I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

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Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

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I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.

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You make my heart slip ‘n slide.

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Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

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Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?

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Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?

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This current is so strong, who knows where it will take us.

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Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

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Is that an inflatable mattress?

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Also, I was so frostsmitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.

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What is your energy-to-mass ratio?

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And who wears turtlenecks anymore?

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Let me analyze your contours.

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Do you want to see my snowballs?

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I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

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You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?

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You blow my mind like Geothermal Heating Technology!

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Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?

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Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.

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I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

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Can I share my music festival tent with you?

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I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.

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How deep are your oceans?

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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.

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If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

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Wanna swap airborne particulates?

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I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?

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Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate?

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I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

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Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

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Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your "head" any time you want.

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You know that during a tornado warning that the safest place to be is in my bed.

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Want to see my lightning rod?

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Did you know I recorded the 1953 Christmas hit 'Santa Baby'?

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I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

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I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.

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Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

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Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather

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Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day!

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Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.

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I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

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You know what I always say: Make love, not Nerf war.

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Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

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Don't worry baby, we've got world class spill protection.

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You advect my moisture.

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My umbrella will keep you dry but I'll keep you wet.

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I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

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Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

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There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.

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Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?

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That’s a crazy burn line. How far up does it go?

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I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.

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Is it hot in here? Or did you just render every known climate change model irrelevant?

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Where are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you!

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Can I make your jet stream?

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Don't say you've got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth.

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Class might be canceled, but that ass of yours don't quit.

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You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.

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Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?

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It's a hot hump day today in Arizona. But don't worry, it's a dry hump.

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If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

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I love T&A, Trees and Air Quality

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Break out the AWIPS and chains.

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I love stratified layers.

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I've got mad Skillings.

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I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

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Put on some SPF 30+, so I can get to irradiating you.

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The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?

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I’m only here on holiday, let’s take full advantage of it.

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Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you've got me spinning

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Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

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What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?

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Seriously, it's weird that you haven't taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It's starting to melt… aren't you cold?

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How's your warm sector?

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You're making me as hot as molten magma.

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My h2o and footprint? Why it’s some size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?

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You give me a high pressure system…in my pants.

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There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

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I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

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Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.

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I have an overshooting top.

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I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smoking hot.

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Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.

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You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.

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Oh you do the doggie paddle, what else do you like to do that dogs do?

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I will make you wet, one way or the other.

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I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.

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You left a carbon footprint…on my heart.

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What’s your “do” point?

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You make me so hot I want to dive into this cooler.

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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

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If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

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Have you been hitting the gym? Because this air is conditioned.

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My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.

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Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?

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You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…

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This greenhouse is so hot and sultry.

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When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising...

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I wasn't joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.

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I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

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How'd you like to capture some of my emissions?

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Wanna sling my psychrometer?

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Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.

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I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

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Please don't tell me that's an impermeable rock.

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Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

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Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.

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You are so hot. The sun is jealous.

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Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person.

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Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

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What do you say? - You, me, a pair of hand cuffs, and the corporate headquarters of your choice.

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I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly

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I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

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If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

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You make me want to recycle my frowns into smiles.

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If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

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I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.

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You throw my center of gravity off.

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What's 100% organic and likes to party? This guy.

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This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.

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What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens?

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Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

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I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

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You are hot to the core aren't you?!

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Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.

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Want a relationship full of free, prior & informed consent? We're a match made in heaven

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Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!

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We don't need to frack to make the bed rock.

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The snow is blowing. How about you?

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If you want to taste the rainbow, let's go back to my place.

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Is your tornado big enough to chase?

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You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

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There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

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You're so sexy you make me want to flower.

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I can't resist your gravitational pull.

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Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

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Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

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I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

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What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.

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We should go climb this tree and make a cute fort.

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Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.

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Do I have pneumonia? Because you're giving me chills.

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The only thing hotter than today is your body.

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I’d plan to leave my carbon presence.. in your bedroom.

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I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

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Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

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I love doing the back float.

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I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

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Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

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Is that snorkel bigger than most?

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I have a double wide hammock in my yard.

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I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.

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I’d like to dive into that body… of water.

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It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the cock out.

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Winter is coming, so am I.

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You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.

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Why don't we go back to my yurt and plant some seeds?

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I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.

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The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.

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You're just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you'll be wet.

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Baby, you're so hot I only need four layers.

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Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

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I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

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Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.

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Will you teach me about plate tectonics?

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I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

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Would you like to hug my tree?

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Can I lift your index?

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Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.

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I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes?

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I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.

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I like my men the way I like my wind turbines: tall, sturdy, and full of energy.

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I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

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I want to fly in your friendly skies.

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When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.

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I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

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Did you say spelunking?

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I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

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Is it pronounced tong or thong?

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Trust me, hang with me and I'll name a hurricane after you.

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I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

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I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

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You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

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Nice pair of 88D's.

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Just say yes and I'll make sure you never get cold feet.

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I've never seen a better looking isthmus.

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Can I calibrate your instrument?

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You're millions of years old – I bet you're experienced.

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Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.

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That wasn't my hand..it was my El Nino.

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Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

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Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.

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Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me

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I prefer the European version of sunbathing.

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Can I advect your vortex?

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Save water. Shower in my cum...

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Looking at you gives me a renewable energy source in my pants

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I want to climb your trees and swing.

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You're the cause of my perturbation.

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