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Gonna need to page asset protection because girl you stealing my heart!

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You must be a missing tote because im searching everywhere for you.

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Can I find the pathways to your heart?

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I'd love to unload my truck in your back-room.

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You must be on the AP-05, cause you just got the keys to my heart.

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Think your bin could fit me?

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Come on back to the compactor and let's make a bail.

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Hey, did you hear how there's no cameras in the dairy cooler?

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I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.

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I wonder if you'd survive my bump test.

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I want to work your bins.

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I can show you where to bin your overstock.

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It's cold outside baby, let's rollback the covers and snuggle.

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Are you from the home office cause you got me going crazy.

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I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

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Are you IMS, because you bin in my mind.

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Babe, you put me in the zone.

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I will overstock the living shit out of you.

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Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

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You can down-stock me any day honey.

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You must work in the Deli, because you're Deli-cious!

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Hey baby, you're quite the feature. Lemme take you on home.

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I'll let you override my register any day.

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Hey girl, want to put the lay in layaway?

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Hey girl, are you a PDQ? Cause I need to get you out on the floor immediately.

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I'm like a pallet from the truck, always falling for you.

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You must work in the freezer because baby, I can't feel my face when I'm with you,... But I love it!

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Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

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Are you an MC40? because I am checking you out!

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You must be a salaried member of management, because you're the only one who can open up my bay door.

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I hope you home is full so i can plug you.

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F* Honey. Live Better.

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Is there a code red, because girl you are hot.

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You must be the backroom receiver; I heard you're the one that knows how to handle my package.

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Babe it's time to get some action in your alley.

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