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My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

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I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

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Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

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I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

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You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

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You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

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I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

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I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

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How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

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I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

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Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

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I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

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You so should be working at Hooters!!!

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Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

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So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

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That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

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What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

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My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

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Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

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I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

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This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

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I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

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So when’s your next night off?

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I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

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You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

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