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Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?

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You don't need a reason to help people.

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Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.

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Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.

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You look like just the person to help me scale up what I've got going on down below.

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This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

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I think about you at least 50 times per diem.

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Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.

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What's your favourite position when you're out in the field? Reverse Consultant or Missionary? How about Emancipatory Style?

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My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can't hold it in.

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Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

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I'm not looking to put a ring on it, baby. I'm all about the low overhead.

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If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.

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I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

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You look a lot like my next volunteer.

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Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?

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I'd like to buy you some donuts, so we can see some real bottom-up development, if you know what I mean.

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I lost my phone number, could I have yours on this volunteer registration card?

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I Ecua-dor you!

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This ain't no participatory process baby, you're coming home with me right now.

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I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

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You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.

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Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.

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You're so hot, I'm declaring you a crisis zone!

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I volunteer to love you.

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You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?

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I hope you're not a monk because I'd love to go Tibet with you.

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Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

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I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.

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My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.

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I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.

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Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.

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We gotta stop with the whole Easterly-Sachs thing, and get more like Rigby-Yeoh.

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Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.

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If your beauty is the toy drive, all the kids in America will be happy.

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How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

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We must be a perfect match. You love to serve, and I love to be served...

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My heart beeps for you!

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I don't need no Viagra to build my capacity. I've got you.

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LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

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I'd be great in a hostage situation. There's a lot I can do with my hands tied behind my back.

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You must be tired, because you've been running around the field all day.

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Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

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Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

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The UN must be missing an M&E Officer, because you've been monitoring me all night.

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No time is better spent in the service of your fellow man.

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Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.

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I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?

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My smoke alarm is not be working because you are on fire.

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Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.

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Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.

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Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.

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Let me be your logframe of love.

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UNAIDS, UNOCHA, UNHCR. There's something missing from all of this. UN me.

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You don't need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.

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I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.

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Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.

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I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

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You must be a hurricane, because you just swept me off my feet.

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Let me get this mirror, so you can see yourself in our volunteer program?

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I volunteer as tribute to take you out on a date.

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There's some serious flooding going on in the north of Thailand. I suggest we take shelter at my place and Bangkok.

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I thought robust started with an 'r'. Why does mine start with 'u'?

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I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.

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Have you ever considered making a difference in other people's life? Well you already did to my life.

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Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

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There is no way you have experienced a power outage. Your beauty illuminates everything.

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Let me into your bed, and I'll be your Haiyan all night long.

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I'm a disaster and need UN assistance right now. I need U. Now.

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service to others.

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Volunteers are love in motion.

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From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.

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We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

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Now that you are a new member I would like to give you the opportunity to get involved.

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Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.

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Oh come on, don't knock me back. That's hardly following inclusive best practices.

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Scrubby Bear is no match for you, because your smile is infectious.

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Hey, girl. I'm Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

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Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.

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Are you looking for a volunteer? Because I am the Right Person for the Right Job.

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Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you've been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.

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Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?

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I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?

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Let's go back to my place so you can investigate my low hanging fruit (deliberately ambiguous if spoken by a man or woman).

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Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

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