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Babe are you a vending machine? I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.

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Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?

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This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.

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Sex is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get orgasmic goodies.

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Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

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Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.

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Are you a vending machine? You look soda-licious and I gotta get some.

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So, you like vending machine? How much money do I need to spend before I get some?

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If you were a vending machine, what buttons do I need to get your numbers?

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I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.

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I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

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I am a vending machine, shake it right girl and I will fulfill your wildest dreams.

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Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.

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Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!

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I have all the D-imes you need.

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Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.

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Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

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Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.

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Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to suck on one tasty snack.

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Do you want the vending machine experience? I put my hard currency in, and out come tasty juices.

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If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.

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Come to me baby, don't be a snack stuck in a vending machine.

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