vaccine pickup lines

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

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Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

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Girl I want to be your vaccine, I want to get inside you and protect you for life.

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Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

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Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

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Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

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You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

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I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.

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Are you the covid vaccine? Because I am 94% sure you having positive effect on me.

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Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

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Did you just get the vaccine? Want to see how good I can make you feel in 15 minutes?

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Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

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Are you chicken pox? Because I want all up in my face.

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Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

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First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

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Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

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Are you the covid-19 vaccine? Because I want you inside me.

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Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

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Are you a vaccine or just immune to my charms?

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