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You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day

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I wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.

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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!

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Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!

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Baby, I’m gonna rock your twitter!

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Girl, if you follow Justin Bieber on Twitter, DM my phone number and sing just need someone who loooove when you called !

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Hey, tweet here often? You could, with me.

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If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.

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Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.

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Can I tweet with you?

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You are like a candy bar: half tweet and half nuts.

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Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.

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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?

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Thanks for following! Want to have sex?

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Wanna come over to my place for Throwback Thursday? You get it on, and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.

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I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Twitter tonight

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You must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.

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I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!

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Hey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

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Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

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Let's direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex

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How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

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You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.

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If I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

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Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.

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Tweet here often?

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I hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.

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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!

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You've got me feeling twitterpated!

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Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of 140love.

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U are so beautiful and smart that I'm totally lovestruck. I don't have enough characters to write u a love poem, so would u settle for a fu?

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Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.

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I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

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Are your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.

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Let's Tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your Facebook... Pinterest?

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Babe in my mind, you're always trending.

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Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it's so far away from you.

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If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.

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If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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Follow me... to my parents' basement?

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There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how tweet you look.

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Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Twitterlicious”!

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I could read your random thoughts all night long.

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Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!

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I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I

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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee tweeting for you.

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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.

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Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been tweeting for!

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I just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

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Your tweets look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

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I'm twitterpated with you.

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So, what do you do for a living besides all the men so twitterpated?

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I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.

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Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.

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My love for you is like the twitterverse…neverending!!

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Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?

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What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?

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I want to tweet the rest of my life with you.

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Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.

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I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.

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You on twitter? Get "at" me?

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I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)

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You make my heart all atwitter!

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Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?

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I need you more than twitter needs tweeps!

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Your twitters make my heart flitter.

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I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!

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Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were tweeting for me.

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You can tweet on a building, you can tweet in a tree, but baby, the best way to tweet is to tweet with me.

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I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!

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I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.

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Giant Twitter Bird (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….

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You look familiar. What's your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

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You're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk

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You look familiar. Maybe I follow you on Twitter. Do you know who you look like?

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I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.

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At this exact moment I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.

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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

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Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we tweet

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You’re so sweet your givin me a tweetaache.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?

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If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.

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Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.

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Let’s tweet till the sun comes up!

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Are you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?

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It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

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Damn Girl you got me twitterpated.Bambi

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You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line

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I’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.

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Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

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I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!

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Girl, you set my heart atwitter and also my penis.

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You make me believe in love at first tweet!

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Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.

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Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.

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If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!

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Babe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

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Wanna go back to my house and #?

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Are you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see!

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