Pickup lines
twitter pickup lines
You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day
twitterI wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.
twitterDo you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!
twitterHey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!
twitterBaby, I’m gonna rock your twitter!
twitterGirl, if you follow Justin Bieber on Twitter, DM my phone number and sing just need someone who loooove when you called !
justin-biebersituationalHey, tweet here often? You could, with me.
twitterIf you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.
twitterIs your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.
sherlocktv-show-movie-themedCan I tweet with you?
twitterYou are like a candy bar: half tweet and half nuts.
twitterWho cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.
twitterWhat does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
twitterThanks for following! Want to have sex?
twitterWanna come over to my place for Throwback Thursday? You get it on, and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.
twitterI’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Twitter tonight
twitterYou must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.
twitterI may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
twitterHey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
twitterBe my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.
twitterLet's direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex
twitterHow'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?
computer-programmingacademic-pick-linesYou are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.
twitterIf I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
twitterTweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.
twitterTweet here often?
twitterI hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.
twitterDo you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!
twitterYou've got me feeling twitterpated!
twitterBaby, you’re the next contestant in the game of 140love.
twitterU are so beautiful and smart that I'm totally lovestruck. I don't have enough characters to write u a love poem, so would u settle for a fu?
twitterOh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.
twitterI was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
computer-programmingacademic-pick-linesAre your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.
twitterLet's Tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your Facebook... Pinterest?
twitterBabe in my mind, you're always trending.
twitterDo you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it's so far away from you.
twitterIf you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.
twitterIf Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
twitterFollow me... to my parents' basement?
twitterThere isn’t a word in the dictionary for how tweet you look.
twitterHey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Twitterlicious”!
twitterI could read your random thoughts all night long.
twitterTwitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
twitterI know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.
twitterRoses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I
twitterDo you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee tweeting for you.
twitterMy lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.
twitterIs there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been tweeting for!
twitterI just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
twitterYour tweets look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
twitterI'm twitterpated with you.
twitterSo, what do you do for a living besides all the men so twitterpated?
twitterI’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.
twitterFancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
twitterMy love for you is like the twitterverse…neverending!!
twitterWas that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
twitterWhat did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?
twitterI want to tweet the rest of my life with you.
twitterEvery breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.
twitterI usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.
twitterYou on twitter? Get "at" me?
twitterI don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)
bars-nightclubssituationalYou make my heart all atwitter!
twitterHey, is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?
twitterI need you more than twitter needs tweeps!
twitterYour twitters make my heart flitter.
twitterI know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!
twitterHi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were tweeting for me.
twitterYou can tweet on a building, you can tweet in a tree, but baby, the best way to tweet is to tweet with me.
twitterI never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
twitterI usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.
twitterGiant Twitter Bird (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
twitterYou look familiar. What's your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.
computer-programmingacademic-pick-linesYou're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk
twitterYou look familiar. Maybe I follow you on Twitter. Do you know who you look like?
you-look-familiarclassicI have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.
twitterAt this exact moment I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.
twitterI need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
twitterExcuse me, but I DO think it’s time we tweet
twitterYou’re so sweet your givin me a tweetaache.
twitterRoses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?
twitterIf you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.
twitterGirl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.
twitterLet’s tweet till the sun comes up!
twitterAre you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?
twitterIt would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
twitterYou’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line
twitterI’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.
twitterDo you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
twitterI heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!
twitterGirl, you set my heart atwitter and also my penis.
twitterYou make me believe in love at first tweet!
twitterAre you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.
brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressionsFollow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.
twitterIf you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
twitterBabe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
twitterWanna go back to my house and #?
twitterAre you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see!
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