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We talkin’ or we racin’?

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I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

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Why drive when we can swing?

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I’ll take you there and back again.

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Your savior is here!

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No, I don’t text her, 'It was nice meeting you.' I wait eight weeks and I text her, ‘What's crackin?'Park and Recreation

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Hey is your name Simon Bower? Because you're a fucking mad cunt.

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Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

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Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!

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You make me feel like I'm high-fiving a million angels30 Rock

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Hey Wadester.Hart of Dixie

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How to Respond to Transformer Pick Up Line: And if you weren't a bot, I'd love to make you mine.

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And you think my ears are big….

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I'm missing an eye but I can clearly see you're in love with me.

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You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.

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My nephew was in twilight30 Rock

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I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.

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Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.

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You're endor-able!

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Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

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How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"

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The shape you have chosen is the shape you must piece out. And girl I choose you.

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I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.

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Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.

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If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

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You tell Tony. He is a dead man.

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I almost died choking on a donut! Alone!Hart of Dixie

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Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.

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Girl, you made my Spike Giantism.

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When I see you I think "what? No! ew, gross!."

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If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

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Girl, I am the Ancient One that will teach you the magical way.

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Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.

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You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.

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The space in my heart for you is bigger than the space in Dustin's teeth.

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You are a Rarity in my life.

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You're so cute, you might make me leave my cat Ferguson.

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Want to party? Here's a Netflix account and let's throw a Netflix Party.

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When I saw you I think my heart went into hyperdrive.

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Wow, you just had to open your mouth. Now you got a big-ass plane to deal with.

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I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes.

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We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!

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Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

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Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no moreFresh Prince of Bel-Air

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When i have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.

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I’d watch Glee for you.

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I'll do whatever you want.

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I'm really into inter-district dating.

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Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

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I'm a real good sex person30 Rock

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Are you cosmic rays? Because you turn my thing hard as rock.

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If you want to please me, just get on my boat.

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Always the con man, never the con.White Collar

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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

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Call me spongebob, I am taking you to the beach and make you my Sandy Cheeks

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It's my lucky day cause (I'm a zombie and) you're drop-dead gorgeous

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Let's Rainbow Dash to my place.

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Want to taste my web?

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Are you a Cylon? Cuz you’re always in my head.

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I want to let it go inside you.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water and hour ago!

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Want to see the red serpent in action?

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Goku: I'll eat anything, even you.

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I can't stop sinking a boat into you.

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I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming.Disneyland

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I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.

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Hi, I'm Tom, I have a raccoon on my head.Park and Recreation

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I got money, you got the body. How about we make some homemade Netflix Originals.

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Mi bella!

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Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

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Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

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Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!

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Do you know what someone with no money has in common with someone with too much money? Living is no fun for them because they do not have you.

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I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.

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What is a weekend?

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Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.

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You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

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Baby, this is a DICKatorship!

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I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

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There's a banana stand in my pants.Arrested Development

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Are you a unicorn? Because babe you are fine magical.

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Hey girl, I can take a whipping.

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

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Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?Modern Family

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Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.

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My bedroom is like the hyperbolic time chamber. If we go in it I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in one night.

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Wanna escape to my witch mountains?

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Are you the Rick and Morty fan? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time.

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Ride or die, remember?

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I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!

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Fear isn’t the only thing that wakes Tris up

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If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I'd tell you I shere khan.The Jungle Book

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My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb— it doesn’t have an off switch.

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Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?

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Get on the floor (365daband)

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I'm Bob. King Bob.

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We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.

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I am a love maker!Hart of Dixie

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Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

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I think I just found my beautiful target. (B1A4)

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Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you. (Akatsuki)

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It's the apoca-lips. So kiss me!

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Mohabbat mein shartein nahi hoti ... toh afsoos bhi nahi hona chahiye – Mohabbatein

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Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!

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I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.

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I'm a beast in the sheets.Beauty and the Beast

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You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

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Is your name Peeta, cause your buns look delicious.

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I only have earbuds for you.

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Xialing: If my dad won’t let me into his empire, I’ll build my own.

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You must be a Dauntless because you jumped into my heart.

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Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

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You can show me anything, I am a doctor after all.

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I have needs that cannibalism just can't satisfy.

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Is intimacy in your fear landscape? Cause that would be a shame.

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Get in my Tardis. I'll take you to heaven.

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Dear princess Celestia, today i learned that people can be buestiful inside and out.

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I've got a "book" for you to red.Firefly

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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Get it? It's a double entendre... Savez-vous?Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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Think of me like yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!

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Wanna see my golden rose?

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Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself30 Rock

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I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)

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Did you use my scepter? Because you're taking over my heart.

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Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?Pinocchio

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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.Face Off

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.

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I carry around my dead sister's cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

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I shall show you the true meaning of the vanderPUMP

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The matrix is all around you, and I am the Matrix.

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Eleanor: Who you want to hump immediately after meeting her.

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Four sweatervests!

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Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them.

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Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!

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Don’t look now, but Uranus is stunning.

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Your castle or mine?Disney

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Hey lady, I feel no need to conform to the aristocratic custom of hiring a valet when I have you to undress me with your eyes.

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Footmen give good foot rubs.

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I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.Sleeping Beauty

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Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that's big?

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You wake something Tookish up in me.

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I want to get one last chance to claim ownership of my life.

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Well, if you wait around awhile, I might become your type.

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I'm a "walker" alright – A long, romantic walker.

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Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.The Apartment

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What do you say that we go check out what's in that barn?

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Am I in Equestria? Because I am looking for something magical.

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I'm also the master...in bed.

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I'd like to love you until un-death do us part.The Walking Dead

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I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it’s breech, can you assist?

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Do you like pearls? You will never be able to resist these pearls.

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Are you temari? Because I am your biggest fan.

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I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?

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But it's my only night to be fancy!

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Netflix and Chill?

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I want you to be part of my life.White Collar

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I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.

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Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.

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I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

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I will take your heart - to replace the one you took from me!

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It is what it looks like - I was sent here to kill you.White Collar

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Girl I am the Hashirama. And a piece of my cell will make you stronger.

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Wanna see the Captain's log?

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Dang…so many torpedoes…so little time.

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Don’t leave me hanging, be my date tonight.

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I'd burn up a sun for you.

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I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.

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I hear hell isn't bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

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I lie because they used to call me the Lion KingThe Lion King

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Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.Cinderella

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Some people are worth melting for.

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I'm like a human USB, baby. I can do it all.Person of Interest

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Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.

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Did you erupt from a fire witch's vagina? Because you're a total smokeshow.

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What is it with women and shoes?Leverage

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Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.Park and Recreation

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Your name must be Bulma, because I wanna get in your Trunks.

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You have heartbreak and I have hostility. Let's take the day off and play hookyHart of Dixie

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Ood be crazy not to wanna tap this

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Jon Jon: I speak ABC!

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Are you a phoenix? ‘Cause baby you’re burning me up.Supernatural

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Can you feel me? Can you show me? Ah-ah, oh-oh

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You know I like my dessert first.

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I'd flip a table to get to you, baby!

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I'm a ladykiller, not a kingslayer!

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Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?

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If we were walkie talkies, you'd be in my range.

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I've got the key. How about let's find out the secret on how to turn me into titan.

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Time to unleash the beast!

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I don’t care if anyone believes me. I am not gonna stop looking for you until I find you and bring you home! I am going to you home!

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Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.Aladdin

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My knife throwing is usually better, but I got distracted by you.

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My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.

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I've got a fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?

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It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.

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Let's go steamy and transform into titans.

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I may not be a nine-tail, but just 1 will make you come.

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Wow, those are some really tight pants! How do get into them, maybe starting with a drink??

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Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?

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I've never been to Uranus. Wanna change that?

doctortv-show-movie-themed

No pick up lines can make you Dustin' me away.

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Dauntless Initiation isn’t the only thing that’s hard.

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My gun isn’t the only thing that’s loaded

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Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

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Let play a game called T.V, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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Ishq mein sab bewajah hota hai – Ishqiya

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Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

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When you look at me, it's like mystical magic.

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A week? That's like a year in hot girl time.

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Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!

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You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.Cinderella

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Tahani: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

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I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.

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With great power comes great responsibility, to pleasure you all night long.

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That aromatic scent is my manflesh.

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If your gonna ride, ride in STYLE!

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Girl, you are my Divine Object.

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New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

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The Dirty Picture: "Holi khelne ka shauk hai, par teri pichkari me dum nahi..!"

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What do you think of my Sheriff's hat?

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Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?

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Do you like dragon ball z? Because I'm drag deez ballz.

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Are you a zombie? [no] Want some?

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Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!

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You can call me Sophie Devereaux. Because I'm the greatest actress.. when I am stealing your heart.Leverage

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Cinna, must have been thinking of you, when he set Katniss on fire.

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I like to watch. Do you?Person of Interest

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Yeah, that's a gun in my pants. But I'm also really happy to see you.Person of Interest

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I'll rock your plant like I did to Eartha kit

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SEXTERMINATE!!

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Did the earth move for you, or are we sitting on a Horta?

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Was your daddy the Human Torch? Because you on FIRE, Girl.

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Wanna see how I handle a sword?

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I think you're the 'Head Cha-La'!

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Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?

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This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally!

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Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

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You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Hey are you from the future? Because you just beamed my heart away.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Even though my dad beat me, I’m only whipped for you.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I may shoot to kill, but I’d miss you.Person of Interest

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I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.

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Please relax and enjoy your feast.

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Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.

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Is that a sword on your back or are you just happy to see me?

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Baby, you’re hot enough to jump-start a Vulcan's pon farr.

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Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Show me your clouds, and I will fly us to the moon and back.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

You're into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Come with me if you want to bang.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

I'll spin you a web right to my bed.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Everything I've ever loved is here within these walls.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

What's your preferred weapon to kill?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.Finding Nemo

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Check out my sweet buns30 Rock

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna tie me to a tree and do stuff to me?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I'm on fire, but you keep on standing still (U-Kiss)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I'll give you my big bang attack and we can create something universal.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

How About glorious and lengthy?

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

I have a really hot personality.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

No, that's not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

It's not personal, it's just business.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Wenwu: I’ve lived ten of your lifetimes. Let me pass.

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

*Holds Stethoscope* Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I’m not a wraith, but I can make you go crazy with one touch.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Chidi: Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

It looks like you’ve been caught in my web…of love.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I just imprinted on you.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

Babe, my cutie mark is NSFW, and I got my talent to please you.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

You must be the yellow-eyed demon, because you’re my obsession.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I was trying to communicate without words, but it's not working.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

You give me premature ventricular contractions... You make my heart skip a beat.No Strings Attached

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I'm a baritone so I can sing Marvin Gaye's “Let's Get It On” Like Dayum

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Can I go golfing with you?Modern Family

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

How you doing?Friends

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna see me on display?

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

I'm so lost in your eyes I'm like Nemo. You better find me.Finding Nemo

disneytv-show-movie-themed

There's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say. ‘I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.' There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.Steve Martin - The Jerk

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that's hot.Buffy the Vampire Slayer

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

If you were a transformer ,your name would be Optimus Fine.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna go kill some zombies in the ‘burbs and screw in the car afterwards?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking!

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.A Day At The Races

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I know where the rain in Spain stays, girls...in your pants.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Do you need a leg massage since you've been running from Roamers all day?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I am spiderman, and you're going to make me web.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I’m like a weeping angel, when you look at me I get hard as stone

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I think I've been stung by a trackerjacker. (Why is That?) Cuz you look so good I must be hallucinating!

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

If you don't, I'll jump off a cliff.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.Aladdin

disneytv-show-movie-themed

I absolutely love the "i am invisible one" one

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.Friends

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Good rain knows the best time to fall, and girl I am falling for you.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

I want you in my hobbit hole.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I’m claustrophobic and thanks to you there’s a tight space in my pants.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Even Walter White couldn't improve on the chemistry between us.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Tonight this Han doesn't want to fly solo.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

It must be raining up, cause you’ve got me over the moon.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you willing to boldly go where no one has gone before?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Are you exothermic reaction? Because you're making me hot.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Show me your Bankai, big boy. (Tite Kubo)

animetv-show-movie-themed

I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Girl do you prefer upside down, or maybe even Stranger things?

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I hear you're Allon-easy.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Wanna help me pose for some special pamphlet photos?

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Are you Ten Ten? Because you are definitely a 10 in my clan.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

When I am with you, I'm the King of the World!

titanictv-show-movie-themed

My name is Sebastian but I don't have crabs.The Little Mermaid

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Is your name Tardis? Because I could ride you through time and space.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you Ymir? Because all Path leads me to you.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

Babe are you on Netflix? Because I keep on getting you as my suggestions.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

I'm not Rapunzel, but I'll still let you pull my hair.Tangled

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason. (Naruto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

My kidneys aren't right for me, but you are!

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Kiss me while I still have my lips.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I'm dating myself.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Yeah, I'm still a virgin. But I'm really good at spooning!

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I'm on Carl watch, care to join me?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

What's your nipple race? Show me what you got under that shirt.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much…

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

Let's get together and test the Big Bang Theory.The Big Bang Theory

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna do it upside-down hanging from the ceiling?

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I love you for your braaaaaaaaains!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Talk coding to me.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

No, I didn't have any Amity bread. I'm just crazy for you.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

If only I could find a man with an attitude

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Because life is short and you are hot.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I Smell Skanks. Why Don't You Just Pack It Up Before I Leave Tread Marks On Your Face?

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Is that a nyoibo in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me??!

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

People call me the Beast Machine.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Girl, don't you know there's part of me that longs to go deep inside.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?Star Wars

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.Gossip Girl

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I want to wrap you around with my sticky web.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Is your dad President Snow? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

My curves will make you sing!

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I shall beat you to within an inch of your life…and then i am going to have you. (Akatsuki)

animetv-show-movie-themed

I know I should be killing 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I want to have your shadowbabies.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Babe, are you a lady Loki variant, because you have just enchanted my mind away.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Saw you sleeping on the ground like PocahontasPocahontas

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal in bed.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I know it’s a bit candor… But lets fuck.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I can't believe my little sister isn't as cute as you.

animetv-show-movie-themed

Want me to help conquer your fears of intimacy?

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Somebody better do something! I’ve got a tank on my ass.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Can I take a ride on your warp core?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

As soon as you walked in my Spidey senses started to tingle, care to explain that lovely lady?

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

They call me the hero of canton, you know.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You don't watch Downton Abbey? How middle class, dear.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.Beauty and the Beast

disneytv-show-movie-themed

I ship us more than Finn ships Mileven.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Would you like to go grab some Gelato?

minionstv-show-movie-themed

My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Captain, she’s gonna blow!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I know karate, and more.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Want to experience so Spike tonight?

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Let's get you plugged in and taste some steak.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Let's have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Is that a shotgun in your pocket or you are happy to see me?

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

I think you’re 221-beautiful.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Girl is that potara earrings you're wearing? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination.Gossip Girl

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Baby you must be made of mica rock, because you have a perfect cleavage.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I am a regular Harry Potter… In the kitchen of course.Hart of Dixie

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You can ride me in my wheelchair any time.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Can I get into your cave of wonders?Aladdin

disneytv-show-movie-themed

You are welcome to my territory anytime.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Yo, Einstein, take it upstairs. You can’t detail a car with the cover on.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"Finding Nemo

disneytv-show-movie-themed

You're shiny.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I can't get enough of short, balding guys with bad attitudes.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Is your name Alec Hardison? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

People call me the Doctor, but you can call me tonight.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

"Rahul naam toh suna hoga" – Shah Rukh Khan from Dil Toh Pagal Hai

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I want to soar into your Pinkie Pie.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Squanch?

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

You can make a lot by playing such games. Are you ready to play with me?

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

You know what they say about bots with good shock absorbers.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

I may be strong but I'm not strong enough to resist you.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.Bram Stoker's Dracula

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was a pokemon master so I could peek-at-chu (pikachu).Pokemon

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Naega jeil jal naga I am the best (2NE1)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

You're more precious than a silver parachute.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

My right hand may be gone but my left hand can still do all the magic.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

My name is Naruto, would you like some Uzumaki inside you?

narutotv-show-movie-themed

I'd like to enter your portal and travel to another world.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Torpedoes ready, captain.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Anybody mind if I take off my pants?

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business.That '70s Show

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You can set your phaser to stunning!

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

No matter what, my heart is forever yours.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Babe, let's not limit our Stranger Things to Netflix.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

My docking station or yours?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Hey, you look just like my brother. I could get into that.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I will be watching you.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Hi Ho.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Can you lube my joint?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I like you. You smell like unicorn poo. They eat butterflies and skittles.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Do you want to do it the old fashioned way, or do I need to open a portal into your pants?

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

I couldn’t forget you even if you were a silence.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

If I shot an arrow through our heart will you still believe I'm Cupid?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You’ll get wet when I go down

titanictv-show-movie-themed

My wife just turned into a zombie. So….I'm single now.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I am going to make you "Woah!" tonight.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

I'm just Saiyan, you're super.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Beam me up, hottie!

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Girl you are so adorable. Would you like to travel with me to outer space and melt in the milky way? (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I'm damn good. Believe it! (Masashi Kishimoto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

"Nice legs…for a human."

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Let's go hit the hay tonight.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Armored titan, baby. I use protection.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

A boyfriend? No thanks, I have food.Person of Interest

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Let's rendezvous at the rooftop! (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I can make you feel really warm in your uterus.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

How much is the truth? And how much is a lie?

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

What if, uh, Mr. Thacker realized that he had been a daft p***k and got down on his knees and begged you to reconsider if you would...indeed...reconsider.Notting Hill

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you smell better than reindeer.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

I like the shape of your ears.Orange is the New Black

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, are you wearing Potara earrings? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

You are rubber, I'm invisible, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I have a titan in my pants. You want to bite it and get a piece of my power?

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

If we die, we'll die, but first we'll f**k.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

You're the droid I've been looking for.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I'm sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you - you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Sweetie, you got everything: brains, body and the fact that you're still alive is a big plus!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Show me what you got!

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Haaave you met me?How I Met Your Mother

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

minionstv-show-movie-themed

I was happily repressed until you came along.

communitytv-show-movie-themed

I'm not a Saibaman, but I want to wrap myself around you and explode.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl are you a government experiment? Because you could definitely use my 11.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

You're one in a minion.

minionstv-show-movie-themed

My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Are you quite well, my lady?

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: Everybody can f***. It’s just a choice of whether you should.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Can I call you my Na-boo?

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Ouch! My tooth hurts..it's because you're so sweet.Duck Dynasty

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You want to see my spaceship?The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Give me a martini please.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

If you like how I take off my let, wait until you see me take off my clothes!

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

Do you have a cell phone I could use? Why? Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.Couples Retreat

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I need your help to polish my gun.Person of Interest

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Have you ever licked the Liberty Bell?How I Met Your Mother

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen, and I'm not just saying it. 'm Super Saiyan it.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Baby, watch out! You got so many curves you're makin' me carsick!

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I've got spurs in my car let's go for a ride.

communitytv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

It's our lives we're betting on right now. Which side are you betting on?

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Do you like to get busy in the middle of the woods?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.The Big Bang Theory

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Main tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga ... bol degi love? - Ranveer Singh from Band Baaja Baaraat

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby. I'm a keeper!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I think I’m falling in love with you.White Collar

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, you make the bass drop in my heart.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

It is a bit nippy. Shall we snuggle?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

You'd better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.Grey's Anatomy

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Well. I guess I can't hide my crazy.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

Ooooh yeah! Can do!

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I was lost in space until I saw YOU!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Want to find out how far my body part can stretch?

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I'm not Colombian, but I can tell you're caliente.Modern Family

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?Casablanca

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

You are a product of all who came before you. Can I be the next to come?

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

Roses are red, violets are blue, omae wa mo shindeiru

animetv-show-movie-themed

I support portrait and landscape modes.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Jacob's Pick Up Lines:

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Want to go into town with me and make out in a convenience store?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Nice Asimov.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Babe ready for a good time? I am going to push your astral form out of your physical form.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

You can Apple Jack me off any time.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you have gotten me lost in my morning wood.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Typical Parker luck, until the night I met you.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

You're always searching for the ultimate technique, right? Follow me and I'll show you a technique that's guaranteed to stop any man in his tracks.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Babe, you are so hot. Words haven't even been invented to describe you yet.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Your salted pork is particularly lovely

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Are you tired? Because you've been dragging your feet around my mind all day

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you will have to stay as in vehicle mode after I am done with you tonight.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.Mary Poppins

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Do you know anything about sensory deprivation tanks? We can get some fun with it.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?

animetv-show-movie-themed

Oh there is plenty of fish in the sea, but only one bass.Gossip Girl

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Would you like me to show you my mokuton?

narutotv-show-movie-themed

No sex for you! I mean..Yes, sex for you!Seinfeld

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

That’s not a kunai in my pocket, y’know. (Naruto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Kya Super Kool Hai Hum: "Nahi nahi mera apna toh hai nahi hum log bhade pe le sakte hai na chota, bada jo bhi apki requirement ho."

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it- crippling the US government along the way, but whatever.

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

Who needs 7 balls to summon their Dragon when you are around?

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Hey, girl. I have a thing for humans. And threesomes.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

That’s not the kind of face you should keep behind a mask.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Hey, Darlin', do you want to see my battle scars?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I could spend all night in your vents

communitytv-show-movie-themed

Bow ties and hair product: what wet dreams are made of

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Let me tell you something you already know (BAP)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, wanna chill?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Chem students do it on the table periodically.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Have you ever wondered what started my scarf collection? Would you like to find out?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl!

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

You are part of the circle of my life.The Lion King

disneytv-show-movie-themed

I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.The Little Mermaid

disneytv-show-movie-themed

I have Four problems and you aren’t one.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Is that a stair car in your pants or are you happy to see me?Arrested Development

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Hey, me. You're one fine example of sexy fierceness: Gi-Jane's face on Hillary Clinton's body.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

You've got a friend with benefits in me.Toy Story

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I wish you were like saibamen. I wanna plant you and grow a whole field of you.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Babe when I am with you, I am my true self instead of an illusion projection.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Wanna sorking with me?

communitytv-show-movie-themed

Let me shout at your jammy dodger.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

What could be better than serving up smiles? Some sweet love.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's cock goes much deeper.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!Cinderella

disneytv-show-movie-themed

The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Chidi: How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Did I mention I have radioactive blood?

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vegeta.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Is that a cannon in the distance or is it my heart beating for you?

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Although it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotionally compromised me.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I'm a model. I know how to pose in bed.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

Let's take a nice long trip in your dreamatorium

communitytv-show-movie-themed

You made all of this a good experience. What a great way to go, really.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

I am not stalking you, I just aspire to be like Jonathan Byers.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you're the bomb.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.All About Eve

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?Beauty and the Beast

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Cookies need love like everything does.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Barney is single... it's what America has been clamoring for!

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Wanna use those arms on this DIECK?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Have we met before? I must have seen your variant in the past.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Every spider man needs a Mary jane, can you be my Mary jane?

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I’m good at everything, except the things I can’t do.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

High five, oops I guess you’re now stuck with me.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I want to put you in face-down position. (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Hey, let's 'Brain Dance', if ya know what I mean!

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart and you'll steal mine.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.Winnie the Pooh

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Are you a Grey's Anatomy fan? Because you're definitely McDreamy.Grey's Anatomy

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I was just a pony until I met you. Your magical beauty grew a horn and made me unicorn.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I am not just somepony.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken? (Naruto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Are you wearing several layers of uncomfortable undergarments or are you always this hot?

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Are you that Hip Hop Airplane Hostess? Cause I am paralyzed by your beauty. (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Hey, I'd necrophile yo ass

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Being with you, it's like entering the astral dimension.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

I advice you to take off your clothes.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves...

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata. (Naruto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.Seinfeld

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

I'm going to rock your world!

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

Michael: Now, I’m gonna and try to find our 1,001st idea.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

I would wuv to get in your pants.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Show yourself. I'm ready to learn!

frozentv-show-movie-themed

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?Duck Dynasty

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Swiggity swooty can I cum on your booty?

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

No one needs to know about this. No one.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Hey baby, the mohawk's for more than just style; grab on, let's go for a ride.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

I am all 4 you.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Are you gonna be a mouthbreather or are you actually going to blow?

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

You activated my heart! (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA.

minionstv-show-movie-themed

Care to dance?Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Girl, how about you enjoy some Netflix and let me do all the hard work.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

Fancy a fender bender?

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Why don't we have another BIGBANG “tonight”? (Big Bang)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

I may be from Tennessee but you're the only ten I see!

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Do you watch Rick and Morty?

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Would you like to whomp my willow?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

If I was a gamemaker I would give you a 12.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.The Pride Of The Yankee

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I'm a doctor, and yes I do take my lab coat home.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Sleeping Beauty.Sleeping Beauty

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Are you Origami? Because I want to fold you good.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Plus, I don't have any early classes so we can sleep inFresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Date me, no? I am going to reset time and try again.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

You can dowager count-on-me.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Make my "Spidey Sense" tingle, baby!

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Duck, duck, gross

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Show me what you got under that shirt.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Iron man is red, Thor's hair is gold. Get on up your knees and do it as you are told.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Let's get coffee and contemplate our future relationship.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Do you want to go where no man has gone before?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

They call my penis The TARDIS. It’s bigger when it’s inside.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I want you to stick me with the pointy end.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Eleanor: Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Want to know why they call me the Great and Powerful Trixie?

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Do you want eggos or coffee in the morning?

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Sex couldn't kill me.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You must love Stranger Things because Luc-at that -ass

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I must be caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but everywhere I go I see you.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

My blade is never broken.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I’d like to program your binary loadlifter.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

You must be the , because I want to violate you.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there.

minionstv-show-movie-themed

We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don't die. We survive.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

I'm cool cool cool and you're hot hot hot

communitytv-show-movie-themed

Netflix suggestion for you. Because you have watched with clothes on, you might also enjoy watching with clothes off.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

I would reshape the future by changing the past, so we will be together.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Beam me down Cap'n. Waaaaay down.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I love you for your mind

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Why do we even need weapons anyway. You have me.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves…

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

My girl, you can't run from your past.

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

You've taken me by Storm.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.Aladdin

disneytv-show-movie-themed

I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

What is it with the smell of decomposing bodies that make me think of you?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

Hold This.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I am burdened with glorious purpose. To take care of you.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

If my respiratory system still worked, you'd take my breath away.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Klingon Pick Up Line: che'ron 'oH parmaq'e' 'ej DaHjaj SuvwI' jIH! (Love is a battlefield, and today, I am a warrior!)

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Leadership isn’t the only position I’ve been offered.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Hey babe, you better hide your baby oil. I’m just playing.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Daddy's gotta go to work.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.Walt Disney

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Are you a mermaid? Cuz I'll happily be Sandy just to be with you

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Chidi: Here’s an idea. What if we don’t worry about whatever comes next?

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

YOUTHS!

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

You know, I just happen to have a bed in my RV.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Your ass haunts me. - CaputoOrange is the New Black

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I cannot find the words to say how I feel.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?Park and Recreation

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I know my * looks small in this form, but there is more than meets the eye once you come in for a ride.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Feezes are red. The Tardis is blue. Custard is sweet and so are you.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Size matters not.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?Aladdin

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Are you Masters Sun? Because I think I have found my Solar Energy. (Masters Sun)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I will travel back in time for you even if I have to risk my life.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Whatever your real name is I will love you.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Nice skirt, what's the drop rate?

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

You're my sunshine. (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Klingon Pick Up Line: pu' tIHmey bach'a' mInDu'lIj? vIleghDI' jIroSHa'choH! (Do your eyes fire phaser beams? When I see you I get stunned!)

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of life's problems.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

You and I can make our own clan.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

To another time, to another place, to another us.White Collar

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked? Let me help you open it up.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Hey, I'm hungry. May I invite you to dinner? [!] We can go eat that guy/girl over there

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Let's role play tonight. You play me and I'll play you.Revenge

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

My love for you is bigger than Barb's glasses.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Hasta la vista, baby.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Your ledger isn’t the only think dripping and gushing, now is it?

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Will you kiss me? (G.Na)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

It feels like our future is calling.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

I'm a gamemaker but I won't play games with your heart.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Shall I tell you a something? You're Beautiful. (You are beautiful)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna fuck?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, I'd love to eat your brains out

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that's amore!

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

If I die, it's your fault!

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places?

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

Babe, drink from my fountain of youth.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Of course I'm sketchy, I'm an art director.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Yo girl. What yo name is?

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.Seinfeld

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I like you so much I'd pass up a piece of Dauntless cake.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Your clothes…give them to me.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.Aladdin

disneytv-show-movie-themed

You are the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, I haven’t seen another person in months.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Hey, it’s about time you docked that shuttle!

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Your lips look dirty. I can clean them up for you.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

I like you, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Let's reignite our power of youth!

narutotv-show-movie-themed

I love you almost as much as I love television30 Rock

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Are your feet tired? Because you've been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I'd choose you over my faction.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

You make me hit all the high notes

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Planes and yachts are nice, but your ass is even nicer.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

I am no man.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I am ready babe, you have conjured a weapon in my pants.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

I can take you to infinity and beyond.Toy Story

disneytv-show-movie-themed

“I'm not the solution you're looking for. I'm another problem.” That's from Mad Men. Hot right?

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Hello hello what? Tell me what you want right now. (BTS)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Damn girl, I want to give you that Shinra Tensei - Almighty Push!

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

Wanna see why they REALLY call me Doubleheader?

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

I'll follow you through a revolution and back.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You must be Pestilence, ‘cause you’ve infected me.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Chidi: I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making, until I met you.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.The Godfather

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

We’ve already come too far to end this now.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

You're so hot, Aguamenti couldn't put you out!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I want you Anderneath me.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Are we in Froopyland? We gotta f*ck and eat our babies.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I’ll inject you with my serum

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I only date unicorns with long horns and boobs.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Some things never change, like how I'm loving you.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Let's bang after school. (Kahi)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I hope you're not from Erudite, cause when I'm around you, I'm an idiot.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, wanna flay?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Wanna be my secrets that can't be told? (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Are you a secure network? Because I want to get in you.Person of Interest

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?Toy Story

disneytv-show-movie-themed

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I was thinking you could give me some personal training.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Let me put my money in your douchebag jar.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I think I've seen your picture somewhere before... oh yeah that's right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I'm down to effie.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Pyar, mohabbat, aashiqui sirf lafzon ke sivah aur kuch nahi ... par jab woh mili ... in lafzon ko mainne mil gaye – Aditya Roy Kapoor from Aashiqui 2

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?The Sure Thing

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

I am Spongebob, I live in your bikini bottom.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.Dead Poets Society

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy30 Rock

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I've got an aptitude for you.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Are you Will? Because I'd flip you upside down.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

It’s so hot and humid out here I can’t even wear no drawers.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it's Me + You.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, do you want to squanch?

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

You waited too long and now you're in "The Friend Zone".Friends

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?

titanictv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: Levels are just numbers in this world. Strength is just an illusion. There are more important things.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Katy: I’ve done dumber things with worse odds- but even if that chicken pig is right

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

Go home! Go home! Go home! With me.Family Matters

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Want to experience my Expansion Jutsu?

narutotv-show-movie-themed

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

If I'm a walker, IDGAF, we're still cuddling.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You look strong enough to pull ears off a gundark.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Don't worry, babe. I'm only quick on my feet.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

They call me Nine. Please be mine. You're so damn fine.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Eleanor: Pobody’s nerfect, until I met you.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

That ass. Have Mercy.Full House

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Dauntless cake isn’t the only thing I’ll be Eaton tonight

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I just was giving her a hard time... can I give you one too?

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Want to join my harem? I'll let you be the canon girl.

animetv-show-movie-themed

You must be worthy, 'cause you can totally lift my hammer.Thors

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I’d love to jump in your hole.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

What are the odds of me being in your favor?

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

"Tu original piece hai, maloom hai na tujhe? Aisa dosara nahi hai" – Shahid Kapoor from Jab We Met

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I’ll deep clean your systems.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Are you a krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: I am better at using swords than words.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Daddy's home!

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Do you have any gallifreyan in you? Want some?

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you hungry? How about turn my human into titans.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Gangs of Wasseypur: "Yaha kabootar bhi ek pankh se udta hai aur doosre se apna ijjat bachata hai".

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I’m really into inter-District dating.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Hello, gorgeous.Funny Girl

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Maybe its just the way the triple moon-light hits your face, but you look incredible.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Want to make love? I read about it in a book. A very old book in Master Aemon's library.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Are you turning into a unicorn? Because girl I think you are extra horny tonight.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

I am C-3PO Human-cyborg sexual relations.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

animetv-show-movie-themed

Hey, if you Spring for me, I'll Fall for you. Please don't hit me.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Hi, I'm Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Your eyes are the Twilight Sparkle.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Michae: Lies are always more convincing when they’re closer to the truth.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Your eyes really are cold, but you're still hot

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Let's get hoth and heavy.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

You're so sweet, there oughta be ants crawling all over ya.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Lets go watch "The Simpsons", you can be Marge and I can take you Homer!"

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offerHart of Dixie

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Sup girl, need a ride?

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

You're going to steal ME! No, you HAVE stolen me. You ARE stealing me. Oh! Tenses ARE difficult, aren't they? (Doctor Who)

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Would you believe I can knock you out with my charm?

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I'm not officially a hunchback, but if you find that kinda thing romantic, I'm pretty much there.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

I investigated you last night. You turned up sexy.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

They made a new color light saber called flesh…wanna see?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I am no titan but I can still eat you and make you scream.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

Logic tells me it'd be most beneficial if we reproduced.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

(Point your wand at girls crotch and say).... Alohamora!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why? (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Not everything's mutated, if you know what I'm saying.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

On your mark, get set, glow!

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I've never tasted human blood but I don't mind their other bodily fluids.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I'll show you another metaphor of my gold stars.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

You're kawaii as hell.

animetv-show-movie-themed

Wanna breach my wrap core?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Is that rigor mortis setting in, or are you just happy to see me?The Walking Dead

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

You are the Lily to my Valley.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you don't need to transform yourself, because you are already the girl of my dreams.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

The only frozen heard around here is yours, and I will thaw it.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Baby can you scream a little louder I need to get this venom out.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I am gonna slay 'em dead. Like a pussy.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I am rugged, sematic prince!

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I'm a babbo in love with you.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I have always thought I was a Solo Player, until I met you.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

You’re a fine piece of ass and I can prove it mathematically.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

I love the way you smell. Everywhere.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I want to use my coupons for free hugs on you.Modern Family

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Every day's a little harder as I feel my dick grow.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Are you a Walker? Because you just walked away with my heart.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You have to let it all go, Fear, doubt, and disbelief, Free your mind and be with me tonight.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

I blue myself when I think about you.Arrested Development

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Jutsu's ain't the only thing these hands are good for. (Naruto Uzumaki)

animetv-show-movie-themed

INSEMINATE!!

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you down to get Krusty? Because I got the krabs.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Maybe we could hyphenate. You-me technique.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Browncoats do it better.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Nice ribs!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl do you have a place for my peter to park?

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Who's that girl (or boy)? It's you as my new main squeeze.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

Want to taste my Totska Blade?

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Girl, my finger is the only little thing about me.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I ain't leaving until I get a selfie.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner.Revenge

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I love you and I don't know how to explain other than believing it is mystic arts.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?Friends

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Katy: I like your spike face!

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

Palat - Shah Rukh Khan from DDLJ

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

Aladdin a pastry as well.Aladdin

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I won’t blink because baby you’re a weeping angel.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

You're the Obi-wan for me.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Are you Eliot Spencer? Can you help me retrieve my heart?Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike)Buffy the Vampire Slayer

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I am no lady... Let us F**K.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I have no idea where Carl is, but I'm 100% sure that I want you.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cause you look like you've got survival skills.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.

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Hey girl, no need to hunt, you already trapped my heart.Duck Dynasty

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Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

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it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

"So Lieutenant. How about I show the meaning of Torpedo – full spread?"

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Have you been using the petrificus totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything's bigger in Texas'?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Wall maria ain't the only thing getting wrecked tonight. (Colossal Titan)

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Ejecto seato, Cuz!

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Am I a beast? ‘Cause you're definitely a beauty.Sleeping Beauty

disneytv-show-movie-themed

You be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you for hours.

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You don’t know even it yet, but you’ve just found the One. Now let me get in your pocket.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

If you're turning American on me, I'll go downstairs.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

I love you more than Kirito loves Asuna.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Animal instinct. When faced with danger, seek refuge in the herd.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Klingon Pick Up Line: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)

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How about you come back to my place so i can touch your naboobies.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

Stupid risks make life worth living.

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Looking for your happy ending? Let me show you the way.Happy Endings

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In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

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You’re hotter than a ceiling fire.Supernatural

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Please be my baby. (Wonder Girls)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I want to see you as how terminator arrived from time travel.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Horizontal tango's for amateurs. Let's do the horizontal paso doble.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Asuna: This body will fall only when my heart falls. If so, I can stand forever.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Are you wearing a blue overalls and black gloves? Because you are just too cute.

minionstv-show-movie-themed

I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I'm making breakfast in the morning.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, bitches!

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

The sun will shine on us again.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Bang me or I'll Kamehameha you.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

I noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to put you on notice.. that I notice you tooFresh Prince of Bel-Air

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I love you, girlfriend ban ja meri, tu aur main rock kar denge! - Ranbir Kapoor from Rockstar

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

You can trust one thing. I love to be right. And I want you.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Can I touch your TobiAss

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

You checkin’ out my guns?Supernatural

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Two to one says you blow the wrong pipe.

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I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I'm not Broly but after tonight you'll be Saiyan that I'm legendary.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Do not make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry...or horny.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

If you're good I'll let you hold my AllSpark.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Is your brother Peeta Mellark, cause you have a nice set of buns.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Michael: I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it sleazy.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

How would you fancy a face ride?

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Asuna: Sometimes the things that matter the most are right in front of you.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

You are hot hot hot!

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time

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I would kick my parents out if you came over.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

"Valhar Cunnilingus!"

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Money will come and go, we know that. The most important thing in life is the people in this room, right here, right now.

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Age of the geek, baby.Leverage

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Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything you think you know.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

Bi-do, have we met?

minionstv-show-movie-themed

Hi. Please don't mace me.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Did I mention it also travels in time?

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I want to explore deep into your Everfree Forest.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style Penetration jutsu.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.Intolerable Cruelty

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I'll change your life.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

I'd kill a thousand walkers for you.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I mwant?

minionstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna cuddle? I'll be your teddy bear.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I don’t have friends, I got you.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

We're all infected, might as well make the best of it!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Hodor? Hodor.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I noticed you're a fan of Zooey Deschanel. Would you like to play my ukulele?

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I’m alive right now because I tried damn hard to stay alive. Until the moment I met you.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Are you Twi? Because you are my light.

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Kirito: My life belongs to you. I will stay with you until the end.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I want to taste your Pinkie Pie.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Asuna: If we make it back to the real world, I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.

animetv-show-movie-themed

Will you be my person?Grey's Anatomy

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You are my one and only Netflix special, you are the only documentary that I want to experience.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

Looks like you needs a tune up from the inside out.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you are ready to elevate your mind and deepen your spirit?

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

Are you Ben Grimm? Because I love your blue eyes.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

My engine is overheating just standing near you.Sons of Anarchy

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Is this a heavy metal band cause girl i wanna ROCK with you!

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: It is pointless to question who someone really is. All you can do is to believe and accept.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

I may have one leg but I have something else to balance me out if you know what I'm saying.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You make my Power Pole extend.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

The story I tell our future kids about this moment will be legen- wait for it…How I Met Your Mother

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.Pocahontas

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Maybe they should call you Mirkwood, because I wanna ride you at night.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Want to have some ramen at my place?

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

You can get caught in my web any day.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I'm like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I’m going to climb you like the ferris wheel

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I can see right through to your heart.

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I like it cold, let's get naked.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Soocho, soocho...aur soochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon – Kal Ho Naa Ho

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my princess bridePrincess Bride

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I'm not Android 19 but I know a way I can drain your energy.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

You’re Oodiful.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I'm giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right?Hart of Dixie

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Lets practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!

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The force is strong with this one.

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If you aim at nothing, you hit nothing.

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Let's sexercise.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Let's work on our night cheese together30 Rock

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Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

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You make my Huffle puff.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

You a transformer autobot? Let's go make the next generation of bots.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

They call me the King of the North, but I'd go south for you.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I wish I had a transporter, than I could be there whenever you need me.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

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Kakashi: I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain. (Naruto)

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In the morning, I'll let you wear my knitted cap.Firefly

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I would get all the banana in the world para tu.

minionstv-show-movie-themed

I'm lyin' I'm dyin', you know what I'm sayin?Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Ted Mosby, ArchitectHow I Met Your Mother

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Would you be my ukulele? (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I put the Bi in “zombie.”

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Are you a terminator? Because your looks is killer.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

I would get over your rainbow anytime.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

You know how I'm better than the titanic? Only 109 women went down on that vessel.

titanictv-show-movie-themed

How much did the Titanic weigh? Enough to break the ice.

titanictv-show-movie-themed

Are you the Kyo to my Ani? (topkek m7)

animetv-show-movie-themed

If you died, I'd be lost!

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

Carlisle's very fast. If you know what I mean.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

My wand has chosen you!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Joey: Come on, give me another chance. I can do a southern accent. [with Jamaican accent] Joey: Ya, mon.Friends

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Hi, I'm a zombie. Mind if I take a bite out of you?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Wanna spend one long, hot, kandi-koated night with me?

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

You're hotter than the flames of Dauntless.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters...For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

All this ice but you still melted my heart.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

My arrows will go deep inside you.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

You can ride with me anytime baby and i’m not talking about motorcycles. (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

You look a lot like my next comare!

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Are you Sunset? Because you are the Shimmer in my life.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

What do you like for second breakfast?

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

You must be the Impala because I’d love to ride you all night.Supernatural

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Let's crumpet after dinner.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Want to see how sullied I am?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Love is just a game to me…like Starcraft ( I’m Sorry i love you)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on your ample nacelles.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work.Hart of Dixie

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You've stolen both my hearts!

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Are you a member of Adam's Apples? Because I like big butts and I can not lie

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Babe, these Netflix shows are not the only thing I am binging on tonight.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I’ll love you FourEver

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I bet I could change your world

communitytv-show-movie-themed

You get more than just my power level rising.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?

animetv-show-movie-themed

Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...yours and mine.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I Noah a girl who wants to date you.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Are you of royal ineage? Because I want you to be my princess. (My Princess)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

I'm Wesley crushing on you

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

I don't want to be spiderman, I just want to be your man.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Your eyes look Spocktacular!

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Are you a member of Abnegation? Because you're making me stiff.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

I don't wanna blink, 'cause I'm afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.That '70s Show

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

To succeed you have to stop being ordinary and be legen - wait for it -dary!

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

F is for friends who do stuff together!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

You look like a rainbow, you're so dashing

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Instead of waiting for shows coming this week or next week, how about let's come together now.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

Girl is there a bloodbath in your cornucopia? If not I'd like to rush in.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

Tahani: It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

If I turned into a walker, I'd come after you first!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Wanna get in? I'd love to give you a ride.Gossip Girl

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I can use my web swinger to pull a train, think about what I could do in bed.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Babe, they call me colossal titan because I can penetrate walls good.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl. Wanna see how many wonders one cavern can hold?Disney

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Would you be my companion? (Dr. Who)

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I must have Sharingan, because I see all of our futures.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Your eyes have totally entranced me. Can I have them?

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Golmaal 3: "Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain."

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

Lets get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Take off your clothes and let's start the next generation.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

I never know hwy. I only know who.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want.Buffy the Vampire Slayer

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I can wrap you up in my web anytime you want.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

All the nubile lolis in my harem don't think that I'm a complete loser.

animetv-show-movie-themed

Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot.White Collar

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Your sand castle or mine?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

You make my centurion stand at attention.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

Out of two you are an 11, matching with me seems upside down. But I have seen much stranger things.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever seen and I don't care who knows it.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I want to make a spider woman out of you and make you mine.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

The dauntless leaders can get in my mind, but only you can get in my pants

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

A no sex pact! I have one of those with every woman in America!Friends

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Are you Eleven? Cause we got something going on.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

My extensive Master Grade Gunplay collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

animetv-show-movie-themed

If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Wow. She looks…—Pretty… Good. You look pretty good.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

You want bloody? We can do bloody.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Do you want to have sex with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have sex then.”

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Aye aye captain!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

You're like the girl of my dreams and the girl I made on my computer all in one.Hart of Dixie

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy,' with a side of 'unghm!'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

They call me the hound. Wanna be my main bitch?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

animetv-show-movie-themed

Of course I'm good in bed. How do you think Finch got his limp?Person of Interest

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

How about them apples, babe?

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Pyar bahut baar ho jaata hai ... lekin mohabbat sirf ek baar hoti hai – Dil Toh Paagal Hai

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I can't explain what I feel (EXO)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

You had me at Sign In.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

The only cutie mark I want is you.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Girl, let me show you how our friendship is magic.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The StoneThe Sword in the Stone

disneytv-show-movie-themed

There's snake in my pants!Toy Story

disneytv-show-movie-themed

I’ll be back.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

My little engine isn't any bot, it's an Autobot.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

Who needs consent? I'm Chuck Bass.Gossip Girl

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Want to grab lunch?

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

No man can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle. And babe I am falling for you.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

My love for you is like my quiver of arrows. Endless.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

I like to wear pants. I also like to take them off.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Baby are your hailing frequencies open?

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Hi, my name is Vod – Vod-Kaknockers!Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You are the only dirty thing I like.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

Let’s go to Satisfaction Town (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Your nipples are so normal-sized

communitytv-show-movie-themed

You make me such a brony.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Kirito: You stole my world and my heart. You are a king of thieves, alone upon a stolen throne.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Do you wanna get Goofy?Goofy

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Do you think money solves everything?

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Is your name Nancy? Because I’m going to take creepy pictures of you from a distance while you’re in your room.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

I'd give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

[Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Are you into necrophilia?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Satisfaction isn't in my nature. So babe I can do it all night long.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

May the problems of your future be my privilege?

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I'm like PI baby. I'm really long, and I go on forever.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

You make snares? Cuz I'm all tangled up in your love.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

You will never be a god. Because you are already my Goddess.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Are you Will from the upside down? Because you light up my life.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

I love you even before I was born.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

Every time I regenerate, my penis gets bigger.

doctortv-show-movie-themed

I'll stick you with my pointy end.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I want to duplicate cast myself inside you.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

This is gonna be awkward. But sexy as hell.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Rowdy Rathore: "RATHORE... Vikram Rathore... Naam sunte hi pichawade mein bhukamp aa gaya naa?"

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!

minionstv-show-movie-themed

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head in the guard tower?

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Do you want to build a snow man?

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Hi, I'm Kirito.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Do you know what I could do to you with this?

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Love is a dagger. And babe I know how to use mine in bed.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Hurry! Walkers are almost here, say you'll go out with me!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Babe, want to see how my little pony can do a sonic rainboom into your cliff?

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Let's park and get some recreation going.Park and Recreation

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Are you the keymaster? (Ghostbusters)

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Baby, If I was a transformer I'd be called Orgasmic Prime.Transformer

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

If you want to get drunk, lets toast. I'll get you drunk with my music (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.Buffy the Vampire Slayer

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

My mission is to protect you.

terminatortv-show-movie-themed

I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

What up? You looking like a Yangster... ya dig in me.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies.Pinocchio

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Everybody calls me shark but you can call me tonight. (Yugioh)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Once you tap the squid’s head, you win and yell out, 'Victory'!

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.Tangled

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

One more round.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

If being sexy was a crime, you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Yoda one for me.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Ever been with a woman who can work a sword?

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

I’ll have you for second-breakfast.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Trap me in the infinite Tsukuyomi. Because you are everything I dream about.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

Judege me by my size, do you? A gifted tongue, I have!

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you're more precious than Precious.Park and Recreation

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I am a mindless titan that just want to eat you up.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

"Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... to tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega" – Salman Khan from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything.White Collar

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Your beauty is eating away at my heart.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I may be dirty, but I play old.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

My Spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Girl you're so hot, you can pass off as my ki level.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Tum pehle bhi itni hi khoobsoorat thi ya... waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam? – Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

I bet I can find your cutie mark tonight.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

My … is bigger than Squidward's nose!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Am I really talking to you, or is it all a simulation?

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted toNapoleon Dynamite

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

I like the taste of toes.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You turn my software into hardware.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

La familia es todo.

breaking-badtv-show-movie-themed

Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Want to ride our bikes around the halls?

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Yeah, girls call me Aguamenti? Every time they hear my name they get wet.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

I just wanna know your name (Jay Park)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Are you an Uchiha? Because you are the last of your kind.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

If you are the Demogorgon, call me blood.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Here is a good news. If I realize I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Gimme Chocolate (Babymetal)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Girl, you made my fluttershy into flutterhard.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

Babe, you will feel alive when I stick my hand into your chest.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

We are not doing 'Get Help.'

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Babe, let's how much you could orgasm in a Netflix session.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

You make my sword go online.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Let’s take your inertial dampeners offline.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Let's just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc.Monsters, Inc.

disneytv-show-movie-themed

How would you like to donate your body to me...for science?

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Thing about street fights - the street always wins.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

It doesn't matter what's under the hood. The only thing that matters is who’s behind the wheel.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I just got a vision of my future and you're in it.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

When I let a day go by without talking to you, that day's just no good.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Are you Sasuke? Because you’re coming home with me tonight.

narutotv-show-movie-themed

I'll tap you...like a maple tree.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's CrystalBreaking Bad

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I don't know anything about monsters. Except the one in my pants.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Did you just eat some Amity bread or are you just happy to see me?

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Baby, are you a motherboard? Cause I'd 'Ram' you all night long.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Girl, time to Skip Intro and go straight to reality show business.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

I will beat your a$$ like a Cherokee drum.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I have never met a pizza that I didn't like.Duck Dynasty

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Things are much better down where it's wetter.The Little Mermaid

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, if you go out with me I’ll show you the strangest thing you’ll ever see

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

That mockingjay dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

We are totally not a thing, like, catch on.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

animetv-show-movie-themed

Babe, you want to wear so much bling?

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

This is hell. What are the rules in hell?

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Love is like a jungle [baby] - survival of the fittest. Capture your prey or be captured (Show Lo)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

On a scale of 1-10, you are an 11.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Tobi is good in bed. I can ‘Go At It’ for 72 hours straight without stopping. (Akatsuki)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Your mouth says, "shields up!" But your eyes say, "a hull breach is imminent."

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I'll be the eggo to your Eleven.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Wanna see my trident? It’ll totally rock your world.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion

minionstv-show-movie-themed

Man it's hot in Atlanta, we should get naked.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

I've got two of the greatest balls on earth. Wanna see?

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

You’re going to take out a Demogorgon with a slingshot? No I am going to do with the rocket in my pants.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Let's Bang

animetv-show-movie-themed

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Claustrophobia's one of my fears, but I'd be in a tight space with you any time.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Is that a Spongebob in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I want to love you the way Peter Parker love Gwen Stacy.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

your love makes me feel like my hearts trying to hug my brain30 Rock

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

If I was I walker, I'm pretty sure I'd like the taste of you.

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.

star-warstv-show-movie-themed

If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

If I was ranking initiates, you’d be on top

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.Park and Recreation

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rection

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I have the body of a 10 year old

communitytv-show-movie-themed

This time it ain’t just about being fast.

fast-furioustv-show-movie-themed

I just want to get my mother out of my head. I don't want to quit drinking or gambling or none of that good stuff.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Katy: It’s the art of confusion; works great on stupid people.

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

Wanna see my reservation?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

Are you looking for the one? The answer is out there, girl, and I am looking for you.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Be brave, babe. Because I'm about to ask you out.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Gurl I would bang you like the end of Cowboy Bebop.

animetv-show-movie-themed

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maybe some sex?

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Screw hard and true, Jon Snow, or I'll come back and haunt ya.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Let's do it. Then I'll remake the bed. Then we can do it again.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

I can’t just get you chicken. I should get you a birthday gift.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Is that your crankshaft, or you are just happy to see me.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein...hoti rehti hai – Diwaale Dulhaniya Le Jaenge

bollywoodtv-show-movie-themed

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, why don't me and you go and try defy gravity together?

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I am filled with so much love for you my heart might explode.Revenge

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you! Doom endures.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with youTaken

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Want to buck? Apple trees.

my-little-ponytv-show-movie-themed

I know you are an angel because seeing you make me go crazy. (Teen Top)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

OCD in the streets; Dirty in the sheets.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Girl, absolutely everything makes sense with you.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I'm Mr. Fantastic in bed!

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

"I’ll chase you ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give you up!"

star-trektv-show-movie-themed