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Hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

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Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

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Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

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Babe, the only turtle you will see tonight is in my pants.

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I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach. And we should dig a giant breeding hole together.

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I ain't going to Turtling my turtle anymore.

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Babe, you could touch my shell any time.

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Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own?

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I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

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And who wears turtlenecks anymore?

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Are you looking for a shell of a time?

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We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

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Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

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Hey girl are you a turtle. Because I wanna choke you with my straw.

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Babe you are so hot you make my turtle out of my shell.

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I like turtles and I like you.

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Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

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Let's shellebrates tonight.

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You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

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What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

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Let's take things slow. Because turtle is the only speed I've got.

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I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

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Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

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Hey are you a turtle? Because I really like turtles.

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We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)

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I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it?

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Girl, I might not be a turtle, but I sure could do it all night long.

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Are you a turtle? Because I want to reach into your shell.

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Girl, you look ancient—considering we're one of the oldest species on earth, that's a compliment. (Turtle)

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I can be your hero in a half shell.

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Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

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I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

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I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

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It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

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I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

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I'd stick my neck out for you out of my shell.

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You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

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Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

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I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

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You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

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I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

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