transformers pickup lines

I'll rotate more than just you tires baby.

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Do I look like a Quintesson? Because you're making my head spin!

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Girl, I was just a machine, until you transformed me into something more.

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My spark feeds on LOVE, baby!

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Need an oil change? I'd pump some engine oil inside you.

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If you were a transformer, you would be a hotterbot.

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You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

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You know what they say about bots with good shock absorbers.

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I'd be your transformer tonight, and you know Transformers make fine adult toys too.

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You a transformer autobot? Let's go make the next generation of bots.

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Lemme show you my Megatron.

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Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

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There must be something wrong with my optics, I can't take them off you.

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Did you exhaust? 'Cause you just blew me away.

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Is that your crankshaft, or you are just happy to see me.

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Do you know what I could do to you with this?

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Let's roll out to my place and transform!

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Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much…

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Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?

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You are more than meets the way.

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I know my * looks small in this form, but there is more than meets the eye once you come in for a ride.

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Primus must be missing an angel.

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Are you Decepticon? Because I want to be bad with you.

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I was wondering if I could ride you home. Opps, give you a ride home.

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I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?

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Looks like you needs a tune up from the inside out.

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Girl, you will have to stay as in vehicle mode after I am done with you tonight.

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How would you like to donate your body to me...for science?

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Babe, you are going have to transform to vehicle mode with me tonight.

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They call me rumble. Do you want to activate my piledriver?

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Wanna see why they REALLY call me Doubleheader?

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Are you the leader of the Autobots? Because your pussy is prime.

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Girl, you don't need to transform yourself, because you are already the girl of my dreams.

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My little engine isn't any bot, it's an Autobot.

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If your gonna ride, ride in STYLE!

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People call me the Beast Machine.

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Fancy a fender bender?

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I've got THREE modes.

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You know I'm premium octane and not regular unleaded like the rest.

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If you were a transformer ,your name would be Optimus Fine.

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Are you the All Spark, because you have given me a new meaning of life.

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How to Respond to Transformer Pick Up Line: And if you weren't a bot, I'd love to make you mine.

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If you're good I'll let you hold my AllSpark.

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You are my bumblebee.

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Babe, I am really robots in disguise, you have to check in my pants to find out.

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