toaster pickup lines

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna go take a bath with you.

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Hey are you a toaster? Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.

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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster? Warm on the inside. Makes soft things hard. And a shower with you would probably kill me

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Babe, are you a toaster? Because you are steamy and hot on the inside.

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Girl, do you have a toaster? Because you make me hard.

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Are you a toaster? Because you're turning me from soft to hard real quick.

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You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

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Are you a toaster? Because you warm my stick in 30 seconds.

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Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

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What's the difference between you and a Toaster? I wouldn't put my D in a toaster.

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Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.

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Got a toaster? Because your beautify is shocking me.

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Are you a toaster? Because my mind's toasted about you.

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Girl, you like toasters? Let's get in bread together.

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Are you a toaster? Because you are the hottest thing that I have eaten from.

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Girl you need a toaster? Because things will definitely get real toasty with me tonight.

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Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to shove French bread into you.

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I'll let you in my toaster

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Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert some fresh toast into you and eat you for breakfast.

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Do you know that I am a toaster? Because you will like the hard and hot stuff I am about to serve you.

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Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.

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Babe, are you a toaster? I want to heat up my loaf inside you tonight.

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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

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