tinder pickup lines

You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.

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Do you believe in love at first swipe?

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Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?

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How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

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I've had sex with -1 girls. Wanna get me back to even?

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I'd be your Prince Charming if you be my Tinderella

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Is your personality as angelic as your hair?

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Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

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Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated. I guess you’re just too hot for tinder.

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I'd tell you a joke about pizza but its kinda cheesy.

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Do you want to hook-up? I mean hang out...

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What are the chances I see you naked tonight?

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We would make sexy babies

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder,

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You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

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I think this is love at first tinder

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I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a slut instead.

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Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

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We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

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Would you dance if I asked you to dance?

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Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you're in the bone zone!

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So I think we should screw.

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My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!

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I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship

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Like your picture.

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Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

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Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because there is a political uprising in my pants.

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I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.

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Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I'd stuff you.

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You got the best smile on tinder. You must use crest.

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I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.

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Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc.) on Tinder?

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Roses are red. Violets are fun. The minute Tinder matched us up; I knew you were the one.

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Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

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