time-and-daylight-saving pickup lines

Have you got the time? [Gives the time] Cool, so you have a watch, I'll be here at 8, don't be late.

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Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.

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Let's do it at 2 a.m. and I'll rock your world till 3:03, baby.

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You make me feel like a clock: all gooey inside.

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Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

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Do you have the time? Because I've got the place!

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If we're going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.

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I didn't change my clocks so that I could get behind you.

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Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me

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I lost an hour of time. Can I borrow one of yours?

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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

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If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

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Guy to a girl: What time do you have to be at work in the morning? Girl answers: 8 am. Guy answers: Then I'll set the alarm for 7 am

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If looks could count for a minute, you'd be a pretty long day!

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Can I adjust your body clock?

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When I met you, my heart skipped a beat and an hour.

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I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.

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If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

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I'm easy like Sunday morning.

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When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

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Come back to my place so I can lose sleep over you.

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That's a nice watch. [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

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I'm a fortune teller and I predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me

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What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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The days aren't the only thing that just got longer.

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My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

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Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

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I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

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When I'm with you, time disappears.

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