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Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.

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I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.

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Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.

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Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.

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Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.

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Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.

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Baby it's cold outside, would you share body heat with me?

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We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.

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Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.

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Are you a campfire, because you are hot and I want s'more.

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Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.

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Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?

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You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!

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Girl, you are the spark that light my fire.

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Babe, you erect my tent without effort.

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You're the batteries to my flashlight.

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Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.

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Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.

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Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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You set my heart bonfire.

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Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

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Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

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Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.

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Are we camping? You just set my marshmallow on fire.

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I got the only wood we need to heat us up.

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I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.

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With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.

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Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.

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You're a perfect ten(t).

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Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.

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You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.

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I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.

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Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.

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