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I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

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Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

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Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

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I am gonna do anything to get an A.

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Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

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Let's do committee sometime!

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Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

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Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

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Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

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Carry your bookbag?

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Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

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I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

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Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

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Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

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We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

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I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

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I'm ADD....want to help me relax?

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Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

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Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

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That's not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

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How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

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drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

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If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

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I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

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Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

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There's more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One's a piece of gym apparatus and one's in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

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Think you're out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won't get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

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Gosh... I thought you were a student!

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You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

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Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

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Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

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Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

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Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)

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I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men

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Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

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Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)

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Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

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Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

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Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.

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Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

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Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I'd give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

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teacher pickup lines

Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

Hit the showers, it's time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

You have the cutest little chalk chuck!

If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

What's a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Care to evaluate each other?

NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!

My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.

Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.Yoga

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Nice tackle. (Gym Teacher)

How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?

I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

Let's do committee sometime!

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

Carry your bookbag?

Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

I'm ADD....want to help me relax?

Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

That's not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

There's more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One's a piece of gym apparatus and one's in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

Think you're out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won't get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

Gosh... I thought you were a student!

You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)

I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men

Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)

Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.

Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I'd give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

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