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I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

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Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

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That's not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

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How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?

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Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

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Gosh... I thought you were a student!

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Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)

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Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

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Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

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We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

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Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

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Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

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Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

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I am gonna do anything to get an A.

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Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

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Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

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I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men

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Carry your bookbag?

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Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

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Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

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Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

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Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

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Let's do committee sometime!

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If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

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I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

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Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I'd give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

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Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

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Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

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I'm ADD....want to help me relax?

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Hit the showers, it's time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

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How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

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I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

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Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

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My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-stringGuitar

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Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.Yoga

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Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

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Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

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Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won't get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

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Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

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If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

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Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

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Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

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There's more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One's a piece of gym apparatus and one's in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

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Think you're out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

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Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

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I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

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Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.

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What's a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

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Nice tackle. (Gym Teacher)

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Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)

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Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

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Care to evaluate each other?

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I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

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You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

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Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

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You have the cutest little chalk chuck!

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NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!

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My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.

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drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

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