tea pickup lines

Want to show me how to make steamy greens?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Think of me like yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Instead of Exploding Kittens, let's explode your pussy.

board-gamesboard-game

Let's do committee sometime!

teacheroccupation

Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

You're the boba to my tea.

bobafood

Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me

earth-day-and-climate-environmentweather-and-environment

Babe you love boba tea? Because you're a cutie.

bobafood

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you

jewishpick-up-lines-people-group

God, you're a real live outlaw! I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.Thelma And Louise

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my team.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

baseballsports-themed

If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

teacheroccupation

I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

teacheroccupation

I love you as much as I love my fantasy football team.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You and my tea have one thing in common: hot and comforting.

teafood

I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Instead of waiting for shows coming this week or next week, how about let's come together now.

netflixtv-show-movie-themed

I don't want any boba tea, I only want you the Pre-Tea.

bobafood

You must be used to stealing souls, because you're fully stacked.

league-of-legendsvideo-game-related

You are so hot and steamy, you are making my little dumpling go big.

dim-sumfood

Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

paleofood

Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.

hockeysports-themed

Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.

coffee-shopsituational

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

teafood

Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket....go to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw...

dirty

Will you teach me about plate tectonics?

earth-day-and-climate-environmentweather-and-environment

Stick with the strongest team. That’s the only way. Stick with me.

squid-gametv-show-movie-themed

Want to do it tonight for a Oolong time.

teafood

I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

super-mariovideo-game-related

I'm gonna need some Steadfast Jewels, because you're stunning.

monster-huntervideo-game-related

drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Would you be my sweet tea?

african-american-and-blackpick-up-lines-people-group

Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

I believe I am the chaser that's going to steal your heart. (Infinite)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Would you like me to teach you how to floss?

dentist-and-teethoccupation

You are so hot, you make my tea steamy and bubbly inside.

teafood

Josh Stone: Maybe you should consider a career change. You can be my team mate instead.

resident-evilvideo-game-related

The boba in this tea isn't the only sweet thing around here.

bobafood

You will enjoy my special tea ceremony.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.Andrew Jackson

presidents-dayholiday-themed

You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.

showersituational

Revenge is a dish best served cold; my love on the other hand, is best served hot and steamy.Revenge

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You and your friend interested in some team roping?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

teacheroccupation

Girl, I got the perfect magic trick, instead of reaching for bunny, how about I reach for pussy?

magicianoccupation

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

collegesituational

Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

What's a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

teacheroccupation

Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game's epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Gonna need to page asset protection because girl you stealing my heart!

walmartsituational

Can you help me tease my hair?

hairbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang. How about a mustache ride instead?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

You got that sweet ass Boot-Tea.

teafood

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You are going to prom Because your team lost statesScience Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

teacheroccupation

You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

american-footballsports-themed

Babe, I am normally shy. But you have made me into a Chai Tea tonight.

teafood

My cup of tea is the only hot thing until I met you.

teafood

You're so stealthy in that Prius, I'll show you how to make some noise.

cars-trusituational

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

workplace-office-businessoccupation

Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I'd give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

teacheroccupation

Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

teacheroccupation

Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

I'll wait for you like I wait for Steam salesGeneral

video-gamesvideo-game-related

Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

teacheroccupation

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

good-morningclassic

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

teacheroccupation

Girl, you have awakened me and now I finally have a name for myself instead of just another monster.

summoners-warvideo-game-related

You shouldn't drink that sweet tea, you are sweet enough already.

african-american-and-blackpick-up-lines-people-group

It has been oolong time that I have been waiting to meet you.

teafood

Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!

las-vegas-casinosituational

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Is your heart a Simeon vehicle? Because I want to steal it and have people chase me for itGrand Theft Auto

video-gamesvideo-game-related

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Don't add boba to your tea, you are already full of contexture.

bobafood

Girl, we'd make great doubles team.

volleyballsports-themed

You're going to steal ME! No, you HAVE stolen me. You ARE stealing me. Oh! Tenses ARE difficult, aren't they? (Doctor Who)

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

coffee-shopsituational

People call me Boba tea, suck my balls and I will give you a great time.

bobafood

Could you recommend the best teas to the most beau-tea-ful person on Earth? As known as them here.

teafood

What the best tea for this most beau-tea-ful girl on earth?

teafood

Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

eyesbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Forget about CoD, let's play my Cock instead.

call-of-dutyvideo-game-related

Babe, there's no I in our team. But I will make sure that you will get a lot of MEAT.

scrabbleboard-game

I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

teacheroccupation

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

basketballsports-themed

Your ass is like tea. Hot!

teafood

Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.

workplace-office-businessoccupation

I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

teacheroccupation

Help me score one more time for team Canada?

canadianpick-up-lines-people-group

Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

teacheroccupation

I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

My bike is in for a service. Can I ride you instead?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

You are so pre-tea.

teafood

I'll teach you the true meaning of my magical mystery tour

the-beatlesmusic-and-song

The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace.Fawn Weaver

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

cia-fbi-nsaoccupation

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

walmartsituational

Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

teacheroccupation

That's not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Guy: Shouldn't you be at confession? Girl: Why? Guy: Isn't stealing someone's heart against the 7th commandment?

catholicreligion

Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

mathacademic-pick-lines

Girl are you a team player, because we could assist each other for the perfect score.

volleyballsports-themed

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

collegesituational

I'll only get off my longboard if I can ride you instead.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.

bobafood

How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?

teacheroccupation

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.

mexican-pick-uppick-up-lines-people-group

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Care to evaluate each other?

teacheroccupation

I've got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.

gym-fitnesssituational

Babe are you the hitter in volleyball? Tonight let me be the hitter instead.

volleyballsports-themed

Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

teacheroccupation

Maybe the Washington Redskins could celebrate Columbus Day by giving up their team name.

columbus-day-and-sailorholiday-themed

No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.

olympicssports-themed

We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)

marine-life

Think you're out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

The only thing better than this party is the Revolutionary Party! Am I right? Also, the Tea Party was pretty cool if I'm being honest. And, I want to be honest with you.

fourth-of-july-independence-dayholiday-themed

Do not be on the rocks, be on my bed instead.

rockobject-things

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks

eyesbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I am sorry, I might have been a bit too early.. Grey.

teafood

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

package-deliveryobject-things

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

teacheroccupation

Let's go steamy and transform into titans.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl, are you familiar with Buddha's teaching?

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Sorry my team slayed yours in Capture the Flag. Can I make it up to you by letting you take me to dinner?Camping

sportssports-themed

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

christianreligion

I don't care about your politics, your fashion sense or your taste in music. I judge you solely on your football team preference.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

cuddleobject-things

Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.

yogasports-themed

The boss is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.

snow-and-cold-weatherweather-and-environment

Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

You are my princess, because babe you are Royal-Tea.

teafood

Are you Tesla? Because instead of pumping you gas, I'll pump you with some electricity.

gas-stationsituational

Here you go! Hot Tea, because that's who you are.

teafood

Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet. I would rather spend on you instead.

41-genshin-impactvideo-game-related

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Girl, you are my Sweet Tea.

mcdonaldsfood

Are you high tea? Because I am falling hard deep in love with you.

teafood

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious dick.

volleyballsports-themed

Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

teafood

This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

glassesobject-things

If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.Super Mario Brothers

video-gamesvideo-game-related

Instead of dropping the bomb in game, how about we get some action in bed?

call-of-dutyvideo-game-related

You make me feel like a whale, I have to blow and let off some steam.

whalecharacter-based-pick-lines

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Would you be interested in having a cup of tea in an irresis-tea-ble tea house?

teafood

Chicken, Steak, Barbacoa, Carnitas, Sofritas, or My tasty man based protein?

chipotlefood

I hope you have a sewing machine, because im gonna tear dat ass up

dirty

Let's occupy Starbucks instead.

starbucksfood

I like my girl like my chai tea – tall and dirty.

starbucksfood

You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Are you flirt Tea? Because you can sure break the ice.

teafood

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

cia-fbi-nsaoccupation

Babe, I suck at studying. Maybe you should go down and teach me a lesson.

studyingacademic-pick-lines

You put a steak right. through. my. heart.

barbecue-partysituational

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

justin-biebersituational

Will you be the 9th member of our team?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You have the cutest little chalk chuck!

teacheroccupation

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a slut instead.

tindersituational

You're the honey to my tea.

teafood

Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.

plumbeoccupation

Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.

soccer-footballsports-themed

No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

plumbeoccupation

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

teacheroccupation

Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

teacheroccupation

Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.

monster-huntervideo-game-related

Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.

coffee-shopsituational

The mob wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Should I do my home work? No I would rather do you instead.

homeworkacademic-pick-lines

I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

american-footballsports-themed

I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

volunteerssituational

My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-stringGuitar

music-instrumentsituational

Do you want to bond me, or should I stock you instead?

stock-market

We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

teacheroccupation

How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Girl, did you steal my drum stick? Because my heart missed a beat when I saw you.

drumobject-things

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?Superman

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Gosh... I thought you were a student!

teacheroccupation

I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

teacheroccupation

God has used you to teach me what true love really is

catholicreligion

Is your daddy a thief? Why? Because I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

your-daddybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.

shawn-mendemusic-lyri

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

gym-fitnesssituational

Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

I want to teach you the alphabet. After tonight you cannot tell the difference between U and I.

alphabetclassic

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

ghettosituational

Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

teacheroccupation

My magic will tear you apart!

hearthstonevideo-game-related

Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.

fourth-of-july-independence-dayholiday-themed

You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

olympicssports-themed

We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

volunteerssituational

It's all about teasing and not about pleasing.

gleetv-show-movie-themed

Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Babe when I am with you, I am my true self instead of an illusion projection.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

You're like my tea: Hot!

teafood

Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

There's more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One's a piece of gym apparatus and one's in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

You can call me Sophie Devereaux. Because I'm the greatest actress.. when I am stealing your heart.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Girl, I want to get my bone under your skin instead.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.

paleofood

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

teafood

NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!

teacheroccupation

I may not be your cup of tea, but I got great boba balls.

bobafood

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

redneckpick-up-lines-people-group

You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.

mormonreligion

You're such a TEAse.

coffee-shopsituational

People say you should teach a man how to fish? How about teaching me?

fishingsituational

I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver.

new-girltv-show-movie-themed

I won't steal your land, but I will steal your heart!

native-american-indian-tribalpick-up-lines-people-group

I’m a drummer, and I can teach you. I could even let you use my stick.

drumobject-things

Katy: We make a good team!

shang-chitv-show-movie-themed

Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won't get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

I'll matcha in my bed.

teafood

I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

R. Mika: Pretty sweet moves! Can you teach me, too?

street-fightervideo-game-related

Has anybody ever told you; you have the face of a Daniel Burnham and the body of a Fredrick Law Olmstead?

architecture-and-urban-planningacademic-pick-lines

Guy: How about coffee instead?

cars-trusituational

Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?

valentines-dayholiday-themed

It's tearing up my heart..not banging you (N'Sync)

boy-bandssituational

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

mathacademic-pick-lines

Can I name my fantasy football team after you?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you tonight instead.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.

horse-racingsports-themed

Avocados are getting kind of expensive. Can I smash you instead?

avocadofood

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.Equestrian

sportssports-themed

Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

teacheroccupation

Instead of playing the Game of Life, let's play the game of making life.

board-gamesboard-game

Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

coffee-shopsituational

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

american-footballsports-themed

Babe, I am bad. Because I am Guilt-Tea as hell in love with you.

teafood

Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.

presidents-dayholiday-themed

I can tell you’re a team player.

workplace-office-businessoccupation

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart and you'll steal mine.Leverage

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

mathacademic-pick-lines

Girl, I got several characters in my team. My finger, tongue, and dick. Ready for some combo play?

41-genshin-impactvideo-game-related

I am normally a coffee kinda guy. But you are definitely my cup of tea.

teafood

Girl, this buffet line is long. How about I entertain you with some pick up lines instead.

buffetfood

You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

teacheroccupation

Babe, you could dump tea in my harbor anytime.

teafood

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.

thanksgivingholiday-themed

Hit the showers, it's time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Oops, I lost my number, may I have yours instead?

cell-phoneobject-things

Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

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Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.

paleofood

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!"

baseballsports-themed

Coffee, tea, or me?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I'm ADD....want to help me relax?

teacheroccupation

I only wanted a week’s supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.

chocolatefood

Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

the-simpsonstv-show-movie-themed

I like my women like my tea, sweet as hell.

teafood

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on PlayStation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

american-footballsports-themed

I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead?

dirty

Let's get you plugged in and taste some steak.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

teacheroccupation

Girl, I am the Ancient One that will teach you the magical way.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

You are such a big teaser. You got half the way there now.

the-beatlesmusic-and-song

Carry your bookbag?

teacheroccupation

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.Magneto

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.Yoga

sportssports-themed

I can teach you some of my advanced techniques.

smash-brovideo-game-related

Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

teacheroccupation

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

social-distancing-and-quarantinehealth-and-diseases

Did you know that love only hurts because Team Attack is on?

smash-brovideo-game-related

Nice tackle. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

baseballsports-themed

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.

lawyeroccupation

Are you tea leaf? Cuz girl I want to pour on you and drink off you all night long.

teafood

Paul: You wanna be a human, I wanna be the universe's greatest fighter. Let's team up and make both of our dreams a reality!

101-tekkenvideo-game-related

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

catholicreligion

Forget about homework. Let's study each other instead.

studyingacademic-pick-lines

Babe, it's not this bubble tea, you are the one making me feeling bubbly inside.

bobafood

Girl, Honest-Tea is all you will have from me.

teafood

I won't give my heart to anyone, but if you're brave enough you can try to steal it.

weddingsituational

Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.

bars-nightclubssituational

You are a perfect piece of steak. I can't stop drooling over you.

curvy-fat-and-plus-sizebody-feature-and-common-expressions

This outfit really fit you. You look tea-rribly gorgeous.

teafood

Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.

workplace-office-businessoccupation

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

eyesbody-feature-and-common-expressions

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?Duck Dynasty

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are a hottie.

teafood

Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?

jewishpick-up-lines-people-group

Babe, are you a toaster? Because you are steamy and hot on the inside.

toasterobject-things

We should get together and have a tea party.

teafood

Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

teacheroccupation

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

the-simsvideo-game-related

You can play Mario all night long and I could play you instead.

super-mariovideo-game-related

I hate ringing 10s. What's your number, so I can ring you instead?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

teacheroccupation

Do you drink tea? Want to share a cup of Naugh-Tea with me?

teafood

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal this dance

dancesituational

Instead of fighting in the Colloseum, how about we fight in my bed.

lords-mobilevideo-game-related

Did you equip steal Materia? Because you could only steal my heart once.

final-fantasy-7-remakevideo-game-related

Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

You're just my cup of tea!

teafood

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.

knock-knocsituational

Do you like freedom? Because babe I will give you a good cup of Liber-Tea tonight in bed.

teafood

You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

cs-go-global-offensivevideo-game-related

Get those lumps...in my tea.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

teafood

Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

coffee-shopsituational

Would you like to go for some tea?

teafood

Babe, I am a magician, because I can steal your heart without you realizing it.

magicianoccupation

Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Do you have tea? I prefer some nice hot Tit-Tea.

teafood

You would definitely be a cu- tea

teafood

Forget about traveling to space. I want to travel to your ass instead.

spacesituational

I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?

dirty

Do you know how you call a Native Indian tea? A tea-pee.

teafood

Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)

teacheroccupation

Let's mint again soon.

teafood

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

teacheroccupation

Babe, I would like to dump my Boba in your tea tonight.

bobafood

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

teacheroccupation