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Girl I got my P&L to show you tonight. Pushing and loving that is.
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You so hot, I am gonna YOLO you with out of the money calls.
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Want to see what fully invested feels like?
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Babe, keep on going down, and I'll always average down with you.
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Girl, I'll let you call where I put in tonight.
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Are you a day trader? How about we do some overnight trading?
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If you have a ticker symbol, it must be either $SEXY or $HOT
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Buy me babe, I'll outperform for you tonight in bed.
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You gave me the indicator signal to push the button for you girl.
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Do you want to bond me, or should I stock you instead?
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Girl, let's go all the way, because the bottom is not in until I enter my position.
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Girl, I love that double bottom of yours.
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Girl, I could bear hug you all night long.
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Are you into markets? How about I show you the candlestick of what I own?
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I'd want some of my bear paws on those double top of yours.
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Babe, what a great hedge you got there.
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Girl, have you been rated by an analyst? Because you are definitely a buy.
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Which direction should I go? Long or short?
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Babe, the market is not the only thing going parabolic tonight.
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I want to know all of your technical, so I could do some proper research into you.
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Girl, I am all in. Do you feel the bullishness?
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I got leverage, and I know how to use it.
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Babe, you just gave me an all time high in my pants.
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I will buy and hold you forever. Never selling you.
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Babe, are you autist enough to date me?
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Girl you know how to ride the bull wave?
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I like my woman wild. Are you a volatile asset?
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You want some ETF tonight? I will Ejaculate The Fuck into you!
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Double bottom or double top, I want them all.
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Babe, how about BTD? Buy the dip. My dip.
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Girl, I could chart you every day of my life.
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Girl, are you ready for some high frequency action tonight?
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Babe, I'll trade my time and money for your love.
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I got the money, you got the body, let's see what return we could yield together.
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Want to experience some Mutual Fun tonight?
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Your value stocks make me grow in my pants.
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Girl you so hot, perhaps its time to split your legs.
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Babe, long or short? Either way I got you.
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You will always get the upgrade in my heart.
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Hey girl, buy this stud and I will rally into you all night long.
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