spongebob pickup lines

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever, until I met you.

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If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

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I’m the poster boy for “Long, Tan, and Handsome” magazine.

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I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

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How big do you think my Squidward is?

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If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

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If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

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If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

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What could be better than serving up smiles? Some sweet love.

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On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

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If my heart were a harpoon, I'd thrust it upon you.

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Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

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Babe, I am the Plankton, I need to know why you are so beautiful.

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I will bring the sauce; you get the buns. Let’s make a Krabby patty.

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Wake me up when I care. And babe, with you I would never sleep.

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Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.

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I have no soul, because you have taken mine away.

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You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

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Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

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Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.

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I am Spongebob, I live in your bikini bottom.

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Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

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Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.

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I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.

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Your sand castle or mine?

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We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.

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I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Bottom.

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How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?

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Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

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Do you think we will be friends forever?

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I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!

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Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

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I like you, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.

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I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.

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You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

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Krusty Krab Pizza, it's the pizza for you and meeeeee!

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Are you a krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.

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If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!

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Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?

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I wanna flip your patties.

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My … is bigger than Squidward's nose!

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Are you down to get Krusty? Because I got the krabs.

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I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

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You’re going to need more than a spongebob to clean up after I’m done with you.

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Future!

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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

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Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness...money.

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Hey Girl! I want to sop up your juice.

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Are you a mermaid? Cuz I'll happily be Sandy just to be with you

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Call me spongebob, I am taking you to the beach and make you my Sandy Cheeks

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You like Spongebob?

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Babe, you want some Krabby Patty, you got the buns and I got the meat.

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Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?

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Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

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Aye aye captain!

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I'm ugly and I'm proud!

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I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

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F is for friends who do stuff together!

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Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

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You are like a sponge to my square pants.

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I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.

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Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.

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Is that a Spongebob in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

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But it's my only night to be fancy!

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I can't see my forehead!

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Do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr?

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Are you ready kids?

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Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.

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Would you like to see my massive spatula to flip that sweet ass of yours?

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