situational pickup lines

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

gym-fitnesssituational

Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

coffee-shopsituational

Ready to encounter some peer to peer transactions?

cryptocurrencysituational

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Did you hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Well lay me on a plank and infuse me with the lusty smell of cedar.

barbecue-partysituational

I want to decathahug you.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.Woodwind Instrument

music-instrumentsituational

Do you want to dance?

bars-nightclubssituational

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting

activist-protestsituational

I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country

las-vegas-casinosituational

What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.Countries; Kuwait

travel-foreign-countrysituational

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

You compile me.

robotsituational

Girl: So what do you do? Guy: I trade millions of cryptos a day.

cryptocurrencysituational

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.Sagittarius

astrology-astronomsituational

Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

So where's home? Do you and your parents get along?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside.

showersituational

Drive here often?

cars-trusituational

What lady can resist a man in uniform?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

You wanna get out of this fishbowl?

fishingsituational

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

cars-trusituational

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Bean Mine

coffee-shopsituational

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

amazonsituational

Babe, meet me in the fantasy section and I will show you a whole new world.

librarysituational

You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

medieval-middle-agesituational

That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.

weddingsituational

Are you from space? Because you are one beautiful celestial body.

spacesituational

Its my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No.

birthdaysituational

Would you like to dance?

bars-nightclubssituational

You’re the only fish in the sea for me.

fishingsituational

Well I am here. What's your next two wishes?

birthdaysituational

Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?

boy-bandssituational

I never Googled this until I saw you, "Hey Google, what is love?"

google-and-search-enginesituational

I'll turn your driveshaft.

cars-trusituational

It was love at first sniff.

dog-parksituational

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

coffee-shopsituational

Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?

poolside-beachsituational

You'd be choosing the right if you chose to dance with me

dancesituational

I need to stop by the post office for a second to change my address to your heart.

post-officesituational

Want to see how my App Extensions can satisfy your needs?

shopifysituational

How would you like to park your privilege at my place tonight?

activist-protestsituational

You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'!

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I like the cut of your jib.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

bars-nightclubssituational

Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.

cars-trusituational

Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

showersituational

Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.Music

music-instrumentsituational

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Did you just say “propulsion power?”

cars-trusituational

If you be the cash, I'll be the rubber band. You be the match; I will be a fuse. Boom. (Sure Thing)Miguel

song-lyricsituational

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little fucker.

fishingsituational

Girl, I am ready to deploy into your storefront any time.

shopifysituational

Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

gym-fitnesssituational

I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I wanted to tell you (One Direction – Last First Kiss)

boy-bandssituational

If you were my personal progress than I would be your duty to God and right now, that duty is to dance. Want to?

dancesituational

Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.

fishingsituational

Let’s front-load.

laundromatsituational

Hey there! It's your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

gym-fitnesssituational

i want to flip your Ipswich, over Andover, Andover again.Countries; Andover

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)Atmosphere

song-lyricsituational

Your calves must be aching. Because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

gym-fitnesssituational

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

dancesituational

Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?

dog-parksituational

Hey babe, if you still want that minifigure you're, it may just be in my pants.

legosituational

Wanna hit this bowl ?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

justin-biebersituational

You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

dog-parksituational

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

dog-parksituational

Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Roses are red violets are blue. If you were a train I always ride you.

trainsituational

I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.

graduationsituational

How bout we take this movement in the streets to a movement in the sheets.

activist-protestsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

knock-knocsituational

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

robotsituational

My other car is a Dodge Dart.

cars-trusituational

I want to visit your Netherlands.Countries; Netherlands

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

single-parents-playgroundsituational

I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.

tentinsituational

What bands are you excited for?

concert-music-festivalsituational

Can I see your tan lines?

poolside-beachsituational

I'm like planet Neptune. I'm attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big and I cannot lie.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Do you like raisins? How about dancing?

dancesituational

Your uber quest ends with me.

ubesituational

Political science Major: I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.

collegesituational

What's a real sweet and lovely girl like you doing in a place like this?

bars-nightclubssituational

Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbucks's?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

collegesituational

You're like the common app, because I can't imagine how much worse my life would be without you.

high-school-satsituational

Can I demonstrate Geologic Mapping on your body?Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.Countries; Central America

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Do you watch "Enlightened"?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

high-school-satsituational

Want to listen to my hookup playlist on iTunes?

apple-fansituational

Are you the celestial kingdom? Cause dancing with you is my goal.

dancesituational

You make me feel like sauteed onions. In a good way.

barbecue-partysituational

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

No further questions, I'm finished.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Let's recreate the Big Bang by occupying the same space at the same time.

spacesituational

Hey, boy, let me get your number — you haven’t shown up to our group-project meetings in weeks.

graduationsituational

Been thinking about you a latte

coffee-shopsituational

I'll fall for you like a blind roofer.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Just because I don't use crude oil doesn't mean I don't like things dirty.

cars-trusituational

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be our graduation when you agree to go out with me.

graduationsituational

Your clothes would look great on my Florence.Countries; Italy

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I got the only wood we need to heat us up.

tentinsituational

Let's make some aftershocks of our own. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I see you like these books, wanna start a book club?

librarysituational

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

bars-nightclubssituational

Do you ever wish every airport were Heathrow but like the Heathrow in "Love Actually" and you're Liam Neeson?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty

ghettosituational

Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.

robotsituational

Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?

gym-fitnesssituational

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.

cars-trusituational

I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.

poolside-beachsituational

If you can make it, i'll see if i can get you a guest list spot.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Q: What letter make honey? A: "B"Spelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond

las-vegas-casinosituational

Want to charge up with me?

cars-trusituational

In my head, we're already together.

justin-biebersituational

Life is a garden, dig it

garden-and-farmsituational

I'd like to finger your fret board.Guitar

music-instrumentsituational

I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and "PUNISH" me, now won't you?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Babe, I would totally go down and FaceTime you.

apple-fansituational

Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Hey, do you have a lighter?

concert-music-festivalsituational

Do you like trains? Because I have not done it on the train bathroom before.

trainsituational

you got a neighbor in me.

apartmentsituational

I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Wanna come over to my place and play Legos?!

legosituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

knock-knocsituational

Can I hose down your doublet?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

cars-trusituational

Your chin rest isn’t the only thing that gives good hickeys.Violin

music-instrumentsituational

Where am I from, milady? Nantucket of course!! Shall I prove it to you?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Sorry. I can't think of a good ice breaker. Can you?

weddingsituational

My feelings for you are as tall as this seven-story Macy's.

las-vegas-casinosituational

I know you've heard that worn out line about love at first sight. Well, I never knew those words were true 'til you walked in tonight. (Be My Baby Tonight)John Michael Montgomery

song-lyricsituational

My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-stringGuitar

music-instrumentsituational

Call me space. Do you need me?

spacesituational

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

concert-music-festivalsituational

If I could arrange the library stacks, I would put "U" and "I" together.

librarysituational

If I look tired, it's because I've been studying you all night long.

graduationsituational

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Wow! Did you grow those yourself?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.

collegesituational

Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Tonight, let's get some! (One Direction – Live While We Are Young)

boy-bandssituational

Pool and Line do not bother me; I can handle four at a time.

ubesituational

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

showersituational

Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

If you were an iPhone, I would fondle and tap you all day!

apple-fansituational

I hope you like LEGO ,'cos I'm a stud.

legosituational

Hey girl, can you say that one more time? I can't hear you over the Sound and the Fury of my beating heart.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Nice rockets!

las-vegas-casinosituational

Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle

laundromatsituational

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

robotsituational

I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

dog-parksituational

Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.

poolside-beachsituational

I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

cars-trusituational

Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

My Heart was a Lonely Hunter 'til I met you, girl.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I have a beard. Now where would you like my wood?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Are you a space pirate? Because your booty is out of this world.

spacesituational

I know I'm not supposed to panhandle, but I beg you to give me your number.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.

poolside-beachsituational

It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

cars-trusituational

Girl you are so hot, if you are an app, you would get banned from the store.

apple-fansituational

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Are you saying you want my log ride?

roller-coastersituational

To my little pussy-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

birthdaysituational

I am a monorail type of guy.

trainsituational

You can play in my playground anytime.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Any chance I could Dubai you dinner tonight?Countries; Dubai, U.A.E

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Hey baby girl, are you a Tiktok dance? Cause you’re annoying as hell and everyone is doing you.

tiktoksituational

What's a star when it's most important fan is missing? (Say Something)Drake

song-lyricsituational

People say I'm a barrel of fun.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

google-and-search-enginesituational

Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

robotsituational

Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.

tentinsituational

I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.

cars-trusituational

You're so sweet, you're giving me cavities.Taurus

astrology-astronomsituational

Have you seen the trailer for "We Bought A Zoo"?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Hi. Can I get you a drink?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.Countries; Canada

travel-foreign-countrysituational

My fingers are like 3D touch, I could expand your pixel size and enhance your sensations.

apple-fansituational

Your corpse jelly really butters my bread

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?

laundromatsituational

I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!

gym-fitnesssituational

Babe I can distribute my asset all over you.

cryptocurrencysituational

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate

ghettosituational

Are you as loud as your chickens?

garden-and-farmsituational

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

gym-fitnesssituational

You mocha me crazy!

coffee-shopsituational

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven University? And do you know what their minimum GPA requirement is?

high-school-satsituational

Girl, your pants are about to go bye bye bye (N'Sync)

boy-bandssituational

No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.

cryptocurrencysituational

You're wearing a bear cap, I'm wearing a bear cap - let's make cubs.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

collegesituational

I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I'm sure I can awaken your moon prism power any day.

moonsituational

And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

birthdaysituational

I read that book when I was stuck on the red line last Thursday. Good choice.Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Didn't know where I was going 'Til that day I found you. (98 Degree)

boy-bandssituational

We could make such a beautiful library together.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?

dancesituational

Time to have some fun, Your iPad or mine?

apple-fansituational

You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.

dog-parksituational

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.Countries; Israel

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Music Major: You had me at cello.

collegesituational

Baby, you're like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I know a great way to get the wrinkles out of those sheets.

laundromatsituational

Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!Countries; Norway

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I want you to rock me, mmm, rock me (Rock Me)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Feeling the warmth of your body next to mine is the way I want to sleep the rest of my life. My real birthday celebration with you will begin at night, Happy Birthday My Love!

birthdaysituational

Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

ghettosituational

Babe are you Amazon FBA fullfillment center? Because I would like to load you up with my goods.

amazonsituational

Is that a mutation or are you happy to see me?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.

fishingsituational

I think grapes are very sensual.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I’m honestly not good at math but I can always give you the value you deserve.

tiktoksituational

My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.

volunteerssituational

Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Do you think that class instructor good?

gym-fitnesssituational

Let's mix algos and create a hash of our own.

cryptocurrencysituational

When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

gym-fitnesssituational

You must be the Las Vegas Sign, because the light around you guided me here.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Girl, I want a integrate seamlessly into your workflow.

shopifysituational

If I had a Bitcoin for every time you came across my mind, I'd be a Whale.

cryptocurrencysituational

Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?

volunteerssituational

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangingAstronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Hello. I am not the girl put bologna in her pants on the bus in middle school. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.

darksituational

Let's role play. I'll be Drew Walton, and you can pull out my gun.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

My balsa wood bridge is long and hard.Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hey, Lisa's grandma. I like the way you shake that thang.

weddingsituational

Kiss me... no wait, dance with me? I'm Mormon 🙂

dancesituational

I give you A plus for the outfit

high-school-satsituational

Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.

volunteerssituational

Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Can I buy you a coffee sometime?

coffee-shopsituational

You must be on the AP-05, cause you just got the keys to my heart.

walmartsituational

Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free

ghettosituational

Girl, I know how to use my leverage to please.

cryptocurrencysituational

Would you like to redistribute resources by taking me out to dinner?

activist-protestsituational

You're so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.

birthdaysituational

Know why I wash in hot water? With you around, it's not like anything's going to be shrinking.

laundromatsituational

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

collegesituational

I love my apartment.

apartmentsituational

Does a 8x1 fit in a 2x1 gap? Let's see if that connection works.

legosituational

When you are gone, I miss you more than the ozone layer.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hello there, luscious ladies down at the end of the fence dressed in orange and green. It's me, over here, in the bright blue hat.

garden-and-farmsituational

Hey gurl... You smell like barbecue sauce... And I like barbecue sauce

barbecue-partysituational

You wanna hit this?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!

poolside-beachsituational

I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Want to come back to my place to see my book collection?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Excuse me, can you hold my rod?

fishingsituational

Let’s pick up some artisanal breads and make a baby.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can't race now. Why don't you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?

cars-trusituational

Your eggs are so big.

garden-and-farmsituational

Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Girl are you an iphone? Because I could play with you all night.

apple-fansituational

Someday I will grow a mustache.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.

high-school-satsituational

You're so hot, I'm declaring you a crisis zone!

volunteerssituational

Your SOS got my attention! (One Direction)

boy-bandssituational

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

barbecue-partysituational

Hey, if you can't take the desert heat, get out of your clothes.

desertsituational

You should totally come to my show.

concert-music-festivalsituational

How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.Piano

music-instrumentsituational

For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

How early do you rise?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I drove my Cayenne out here too . . . great minds think alike!

concert-music-festivalsituational

Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.

volunteerssituational

Want to go to Solar System space? Because I want Uranus.

spacesituational

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

collegesituational

I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

activist-protestsituational

Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

tentinsituational

To get backstage, you must go backdoor.

concert-music-festivalsituational

I got weed.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

collegesituational

Hey DJ, how about you quit playing shitty Thriller remixes and come make out with me?

weddingsituational

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

post-officesituational

Stand too close to the fire, and you’ll smell like pork chops tomorrow.

barbecue-partysituational

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Babe, forget about TikTok, because I could last much longer than 15 seconds.

tiktoksituational

Isn’t it tuber time?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Want to come over later and help me shuck?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.

gym-fitnesssituational

Girl, I want to fit perfectly into your empty space in your heart and you know what.

spacesituational

Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.

poolside-beachsituational

Are you Amazon Fire? Because you are burning hot.

amazonsituational

If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Only kids play doctors, let's play librarians.

librarysituational

I have all sorts of protection

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I buy chicken breast but I don't stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hey ladies, which way to the beach?

poolside-beachsituational

My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.Trumpet

music-instrumentsituational

You’re more than just a neighbor. You are the reason I walk my dog every morning at 6:30.

apartmentsituational

If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?

cars-trusituational

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

graduationsituational

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?

fishingsituational

Wanna go for a spin?

laundromatsituational

Are you a birthday candle? Because I'd like to blow you until I get my wish.

birthdaysituational

What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.Countries; France

travel-foreign-countrysituational

For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

cars-trusituational

You're so stealthy in that Prius, I'll show you how to make some noise.

cars-trusituational

You can lift my sanctions any day!Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey, girl, are you a fish? Because we should hook up.

fishingsituational

Lookin' good, plenty tight. Tell me, is there any more room for me in those jeans? (In Those Jeans)Ginuwine

song-lyricsituational

I'd love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

cars-trusituational

I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

cryptocurrencysituational

Girl you are so hot, you must be burning with octane 100.

gas-stationsituational

Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

gym-fitnesssituational

I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I would lie about the number of extracurricular activities I've taken part in just to get a chance with you.

high-school-satsituational

May your finals be as easy as you are.

graduationsituational

Wow, looks like dinner's at your place tonight.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

bars-nightclubssituational

Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

medieval-middle-agesituational

I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Would thoust be interested in viewing mine buttshaft?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I hope you like immutable ledgers, cuz you’ll never get rid of me.

cryptocurrencysituational

Girl, you look so amazing in that dress, beats the retina display sharp and vibrant any day.

apple-fansituational

Is your hair frizzy because of the humidity or because you're shocked to see someone this good-looking?

concert-music-festivalsituational

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

collegesituational

Babe I don't want no Amazon Kindle, the only one that I want to Kindle is you.

amazonsituational

You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

trainsituational

Hey, good lookin'. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? (Hey Good Lookin)Hank Williams

song-lyricsituational

We play celebrity dogs, Papillon Justin Bieber, you can be Kardashian Boxer and I will bury my bone in your backyard !

justin-biebersituational

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

medieval-middle-agesituational

You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I want you lying naked on my baseplate.

legosituational

Twinkle twinkle little star, Let’s have s*x inside my car.

tiktoksituational

We could make BEAUTIFUL fish together

fishingsituational

I'd love to strum your G-stringGuitar

music-instrumentsituational

You look so exotic, you must be part Cherokee.

ghettosituational

I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

apartmentsituational

Don't sweat the petty things in the desert. Pet the sweaty things in my pants.

desertsituational

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

ubesituational

I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hi, 'Hanoi'ce to meet you. 'Ha long' you been coming here?Countries; Vietnam

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Just because I haven't seen you in 10 years doesn't mean I haven't thought of you every day. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Do you have overdue books? Because you have fine written all over you.

librarysituational

Just call me the guy working at one of those mall kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.

shopping-mallsituational

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

laundromatsituational

Trust me, you will NOT regret it in the morning.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey girl, you would beat the moon in a beauty contest.

moonsituational

We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight/ I wanna show you all the finer things in life/ So just forget about the world, be young tonight/ I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya.

justin-biebersituational

Girl are you a gas station? Because you keep me going on my journey.

gas-stationsituational

I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Got milk? You look like you would.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion? Smooth as a devil.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

They call me a mother plucker in bed.

garden-and-farmsituational

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Are you darkness? Because I totally want to enter you.

darksituational

You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)Blink 182

song-lyricsituational

I'd never be Misérables waking up to your face.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

collegesituational

Did you shower yet? Because I am about to shower you with love and gifts.

showersituational

I am a train and I love you so. True true!

trainsituational

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Too bad we didn't build a bomb shelter inside this bomb shelter, because I'm about to explode.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Let's jump up on the pool table and show your boobs.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions?Bus

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Girl, you are the limited edition box that I have been searching for all my life.

legosituational

What’s your ideal harvest season?

garden-and-farmsituational

Babe, it's time to ride my rocket all the way to the moon tonight.

moonsituational

You are more beautiful than the full moon.

moonsituational

Step over here, please. You've set off my babe detector and I'm afraid I'm going to have to scan you with my wand.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

fishingsituational

Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.

coffee-shopsituational

You can pin me any day.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

tiktoksituational

Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

amazonsituational

I'm available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

post-officesituational

Your name must be Jelly... because jam don't shake like that.

barbecue-partysituational

You don't have to be nice to those who believe you don't have rights. And baby, you have every right to be in my bed tonight.

activist-protestsituational

We might as well get to know one another. We'll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.

weddingsituational

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police, it’s cold out here.

knock-knocsituational

You're a prime example of why I appreciate the beauty in life.Leo

astrology-astronomsituational

Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is not of this world.

spacesituational

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!Gemini

astrology-astronomsituational

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

desertsituational

You must work in the Deli, because you're Deli-cious!

walmartsituational

Here, let me help you put your clothes in the dryer.

laundromatsituational

Are you religious because I think dancing with me could be the answer to your prayers.

dancesituational

I like your braces. They shine against the waves.

poolside-beachsituational

Happy birthday sexy! Can I blow your candle?

birthdaysituational

I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy

las-vegas-casinosituational

When you sleep, you look like an angel.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You would be the perfect fruit of my labor.

garden-and-farmsituational

Coffee, tea, or me?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Watching you walk into the room has put me in a state of ferment.

high-school-satsituational

Knock Knock! Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

knock-knocsituational

Can I help you fold those sheets?

laundromatsituational

If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I want to actively listen to your life story.

activist-protestsituational

Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?

robotsituational

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.

graduationsituational

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

barbecue-partysituational

Babe, let's start our own Amazon original series.

amazonsituational

Just like the Summer, I bring the heat!

poolside-beachsituational

I want to have your puppies.

dog-parksituational

Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

fishingsituational

I’d like to make you my backyard bounty.

garden-and-farmsituational

Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.

las-vegas-casinosituational

No matter where you want to go, my day belongs to you.

ubesituational

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Are you a mail man? Because I want to chase you around a bite you like my dog.

post-officesituational

Just imagine you and I Lego together.

legosituational

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

fishingsituational

Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!

librarysituational

My liahona's pointing toward you and I believe it wants me to ask you to dance. Will you?

dancesituational

Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

collegesituational

If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.

volunteerssituational

Are you my package from Amazon? I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

amazonsituational

Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.

coffee-shopsituational

Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You sure do know how to handle your chicken coop wire.

garden-and-farmsituational

Physics Major: Can I have your significant digits?

collegesituational

How long is your lifecycle emission?

cars-trusituational

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

collegesituational

Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Is it 451 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just you?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

collegesituational

Hey you…I swipe you right.

bars-nightclubssituational

In my head, we're already together. (Catching Feelings)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car

ghettosituational

You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn

las-vegas-casinosituational

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

showersituational

The sign says if you see something, say something, so here goes: baby, I'm seeing stars.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Nice rebuttal.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey baby are you a boxer? You should because your one hell of a knock out!

gym-fitnesssituational

All these kids, right? I could never.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Have you heard about the secret garden in the library where people go make out?

librarysituational

Flute players provide some cheap trills.Flute

music-instrumentsituational

You're giving me a heart attack, looking like you do (Heart Attack)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

fishingsituational

This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.

vending-machinsituational

You know the birthday hat is not the only thing that is pointy.

birthdaysituational

I've got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.

gym-fitnesssituational

Care to experience some thrust?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Let me help you with your grocery.

apartmentsituational

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey I just realized this but you look a lot like my next dance partner.

dancesituational

Want a drink at the Genius Bar?

apple-fansituational

Hi! I'm from out of town and lost...could you show me the way to your house?

cars-trusituational

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen this dance.

dancesituational

Are you space? Because I want to beam my particles through you.

spacesituational

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

vending-machinsituational

Want to show me how to make steamy greens?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I know a great recovery for jet lag.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole the Eurostars from the sky and put them in your eyes.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Composers always score.Music

music-instrumentsituational

I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Only if you give, give your first dance to me/ Girl, I promise I'll be gentle/ I know we gotta do it slowly/ If you give (give it), give the first dance to me (give it)/ I'm going cherish every moment/ because it only happens once, once in a lifetime

justin-biebersituational

I'm a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton

robotsituational

I'm Havana dream about you.Countries; Havana; Cuba

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You look even cooler than the Apple Store, and with less overt effort.

shopping-mallsituational

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I didn't know if I should have come over, but I saw you smile and thought Phuket, why not?Countries; Thailand

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Tonight we have moonlight dinner.

moonsituational

How about we earn you a cleaning fee.

ubesituational

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

volunteerssituational

Don't fight it, girl. It's gonna be May

boy-bandssituational

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Why do you need a birthday dinner when you can just devour me?

birthdaysituational

I'm too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…

gym-fitnesssituational

Babe it's time to get some action in your alley.

walmartsituational

Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.

cars-trusituational

You must be a new scoring judge, because I want you to screw meMock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I like things with more miles per gallon.

cars-trusituational

My heart is like a lump of charcoal for you

barbecue-partysituational

What do you say we get out of here? I bet you're way better to wake up next to than a hangover.

bars-nightclubssituational

Hello, I'm Justin Bieber, come home with me, we can do what we want, until we wake up @ Studiomama

justin-biebersituational

You better stop that watch because this objection is going to last all night long.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows

gym-fitnesssituational

Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.

fishingsituational

You should get some Vitamine Me tonight.

tiktoksituational

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I'd have a Secret Garden.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

You have a butt that looks like a buffer gut.

fishingsituational

Wow, even with the Liahona I still get lost in your eyes. Can you please help me to the dance floor?

dancesituational

I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.

tindersituational

I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.Music

music-instrumentsituational

I am sorry I am stuck in work all day, but I will make it up to you tonight. I think you know what I mean. Rest up; you are going to need all your energy for later.

birthdaysituational

You have the propensity for taking my breath away.

high-school-satsituational

Babe, you could grab my pump any time.

gas-stationsituational

Are you free tonight? I am down to forking.

cryptocurrencysituational

Do you want to come over and watch porn on my mirror?

apartmentsituational

Want to stamp my passport?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You’re spicier than a grill jalapeno.

barbecue-partysituational

We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

las-vegas-casinosituational

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

amazonsituational

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

fishingsituational

Have you heard of DJ Hanzel? Well, I got two deeper

concert-music-festivalsituational

I bet we would brew good beer together.

garden-and-farmsituational

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I’m wrinkle-free, pre-shrunk and low-sudsing.

laundromatsituational

Can I borrow the chalk/triangle ball rack?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.

high-school-satsituational

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

showersituational

If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before. (Boyfriend)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

roller-coastersituational

Hey, why don't you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

cars-trusituational

Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Ugh, shoes. So time consuming. I'm wearing boots today, too. That one guy ruined it for all of us, right?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

So how would you like to become a stock *man*?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you

gym-fitnesssituational

I don't know if you’'ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.

fishingsituational

Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

robotsituational

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

gym-fitnesssituational

Don't wear any clothes today—I'll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.

birthdaysituational

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower. Next time you go you should bring me to be safe.

showersituational

Hey baby, I'm gonna leave you like the population of earth after the meteor hits, screaming, bleeding, and on fire.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

tindersituational

Girl, you're testi-fine.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Babe, you are deep space fine.

spacesituational

I'm a frog but if you dance with me I may just turn into a prince

dancesituational

I am your power driver bonus.

ubesituational

Hey Boo, I'd be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat.

ghettosituational

Don't worry about spare-ing my feelings, but how would you feel about a date?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

garden-and-farmsituational

Put on an orange vest, because I want to pick you up today.

walmartsituational

I really want to get to know you, but first let me reorganize these party napkins by size and color.Virgo

astrology-astronomsituational

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

gym-fitnesssituational

You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside you.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.

knock-knocsituational

If you jingle my bells, I’ll give you a white TikTok Christmas.

tiktoksituational

Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?

tindersituational

As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Wanna see my big lure?

fishingsituational

Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

gym-fitnesssituational

Got eight seconds?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Hey sweetie, I have a rocket that will take you to the moon.

moonsituational

I'm a disaster and need UN assistance right now. I need U. Now.

volunteerssituational

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

laundromatsituational

Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.

dog-parksituational

I've got the right stuff... in my pants

boy-bandssituational

I love your nail color. It compliments your eyes/hairs/dress.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

I am here for you like a night needs the moon.

moonsituational

You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Is your name Tiesto? Cuz I'd pay $50K just to see you for 2 hours.

concert-music-festivalsituational

When I’m canning with you, this urban blight just fades away.

garden-and-farmsituational

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

If I had a penny for every time dancing with you crossed my mind I would only have 1 cent because it crossed my mind and stayed there.

dancesituational

My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

spacesituational

Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

robotsituational

Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.

apple-fansituational

Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it's pull.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Save water and shower with an airman.

showersituational

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

justin-biebersituational

Can you take a look at my sink?

apartmentsituational

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

graduationsituational

i got an idea would you be my girlfriend i'll treat you good (N'Sync)

boy-bandssituational

Back at my room. The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Wench: What's that sound? Knight: That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding.

medieval-middle-agesituational

In my world, before you

boy-bandssituational

I would have my wealthy great-grandfather build a wing of a library in your name if it would do anything for my chances.

high-school-satsituational

If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside?

ghettosituational

Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Girl, if I can add you tonight, I will never abandon the cart.

shopifysituational

Holiday crowds, right?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Get ready to be wild with me later. Happy Bday sweety!.

birthdaysituational

Use these beach pick up lines with proper timing and confidence and no doubt they will work.

poolside-beachsituational

I have a beard. And I am good at sex.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

If you was a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.

poolside-beachsituational

Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!

birthdaysituational

You've got the fanciest fantail I've ebber seen.

poolside-beachsituational

I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?

weddingsituational

You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.

garden-and-farmsituational

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Can I get some sweet loving?

knock-knocsituational

Yes, I know you're metric- but I'm willing to convert.

robotsituational

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

cars-trusituational

That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today

poolside-beachsituational

And especially for the m/m lovers:

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

birthdaysituational

High school was hell… and you were the hottest thing there. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

poolside-beachsituational

Hi girls, I need an opinion. I was at Saks today, and there were $600 shirts. If guys wear 6bill shirts like that, do you think it’s classy or try-hard?

shopping-mallsituational

Could I buy you a drink?

bars-nightclubssituational

I’d better put on my conservation gloves, because you’re too beautiful to handle.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You know, I could very well be the last dude on earth. Just sayin’.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Like your picture.

tindersituational

Your smile eclipses the moon.

moonsituational

That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?

ghettosituational

There is 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.Spelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I saw you from across the room, and I got to admit it that you got my attention. You making me want to say yo. (Yo)Chris Brown

song-lyricsituational

Good boys deserve more than just fudge.General

music-instrumentsituational

If you ever need a compliment or a kidney call me.

graduationsituational

If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!Drum

music-instrumentsituational

I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

post-officesituational

Babe, is your middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.Piano

music-instrumentsituational

Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to suck on one tasty snack.

vending-machinsituational

Love cheeseburgers? Because I'm a Kraft Single.

barbecue-partysituational

Look like we've got a long wait here in the check out line, so why don't we get acquainted.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Do you collect minifigures? Want to trade heads and bodies?

legosituational

If you were a vending machine, what buttons do I need to get your numbers?

vending-machinsituational

Babe, want some bricks?

legosituational

Christmas wasn't merry, 14th of February not one of them spent with you.

justin-biebersituational

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

graduationsituational

One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.

graduationsituational

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

fishingsituational

Feeling sad and lonely? Come here, I Vatican make you feel better.Countries; Vatican

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you a math olympiad problem? Because you got me harder than calculus.Math Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Would you prefer something to suck on?

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I just want you to know: if we hit it off tonight, I still have plenty of time to cancel my mail-order bride.

post-officesituational

I see you already have the buns.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better. (Never Let You Go)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.

fishingsituational

If I was a pioneer, the only thing I would need to bring to keep me warm at night is the memory of dancing with you tonight.

dancesituational

Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

collegesituational

I'm Lil Wayne bitch

ghettosituational

Hey girl, are you a tik tok dance? Because I would like to do you and share with the world.

tiktoksituational

Lets role play. I'll be Drew Walton, You be Leslie Richards, and I'll tell you how to trigger a big reaction with just a little well placed stimulation.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.

tentinsituational

See me? I poked my head through the fence to check out the street scene, then I spotted you dancing in the breeze. I can't take my eyes off of you.

garden-and-farmsituational

I know your birthday is only once a year but you're so special it should be everyday.

birthdaysituational

No one installs a fence post quite like you.

garden-and-farmsituational

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I only pack the essentials.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

collegesituational

Are you a bullseye? Because you are perfect.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

You had me at the museum entrance.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Save Water. Shower together with me.

showersituational

Let's play pretend!

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.

graduationsituational

Wanna go find us A Room of One's Own?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you. 

knock-knocsituational

I couldn't help but notice that you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life.Leo

astrology-astronomsituational

No more adobe flash me, just iMessage me the nudes.

apple-fansituational

Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them

gym-fitnesssituational

I can be your buzz amplifier.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Do you like things battery operated?

cars-trusituational

Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla let her go.

justin-biebersituational

Why can't I find you love of mine when you're standing in front of my face? Oh I, I must be blind. How did I let you get away?

justin-biebersituational

You're on fire! Oh, no, that's just my blunt...

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You're the Lord of my Flies, and you can unzip them anytime.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I hope you have a big box, because I'm stuffing this oversized package in it.

post-officesituational

Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend, No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend (Girlfriend)Avril Lavigne

song-lyricsituational

Girl I am like a water roller coaster. 5 minutes with me will surely get you wet.

roller-coastersituational

I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Come up and see my scrolls.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Girl, are you the moon? Do you want some rockets to go into your craters?

moonsituational

Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You make me want to be a better parent.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?

volunteerssituational

Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I wanna hook you on my worm.

fishingsituational

Great festival, but you know what's missing? Ins and Outs

concert-music-festivalsituational

Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

fishingsituational

I got my Library card out and I'm checkin you out (One Direction)

boy-bandssituational

Hey, wait, give me another shot!

coffee-shopsituational

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

What is a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Nice bobbers!

fishingsituational

Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe give some loving?

knock-knocsituational

I went commando to my graduation.

graduationsituational

Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

showersituational

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

graduationsituational

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

moonsituational

Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.

garden-and-farmsituational

I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I just moved here from ___. Do you know any other good nightclubs around the area?

bars-nightclubssituational

Save a drum, bang a drummer.Drum

music-instrumentsituational

There is no way you have experienced a power outage. Your beauty illuminates everything.

volunteerssituational

Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?

poolside-beachsituational

What a fine set of chalices you have.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Did you know this casino hotel has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!

las-vegas-casinosituational

The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

gym-fitnesssituational

To be honest, I kind of wanted to nail that other bridesmaid, but you seem to have much lower standards.

weddingsituational

I want you to rock me, mmm, rock me (One Direction – Rock Me)

boy-bandssituational

Hey girl are you a fish? Because we should hook up.

fishingsituational

What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12? Do you get a refund?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I heard you were in [so and so's] class. My class sucks, so I'm thinking about transferring in there if I can. How is it?

high-school-satsituational

This may not be India, but since I saw you I've felt like I'm in Lucknow.Countries; India

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.

fishingsituational

Hey there Tiktoker, here’s the gate key, to my Heart!

tiktoksituational

Is your name Strike? 'Cause you're a perfect 10.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I love to be pawed.

dog-parksituational

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

ghettosituational

Girl, do you have roller coaster? Because you could make me scream with pleasure.

roller-coastersituational

I think we need a brick separator, because I cannot Lego.

legosituational

Are you Harvard? Because I know I've got no chance with you.

high-school-satsituational

Want to come play on my fault line? (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know. (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.

fishingsituational

Do you Magna Cum Laude here often?

graduationsituational

I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady.

dog-parksituational

Babe I work on database in Amazon, let me turn your Oh's into Aw's.

amazonsituational

It’s funny how slippery this jam is!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

poolside-beachsituational

Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

graduationsituational

You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hello, this is your Uber driver.

ubesituational

Deep inside of me, there’s a fire that burns for you, in a small National Parks barbecue pit.

barbecue-partysituational

You are the special lady that I have been saving this seat for.

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey, girl, what's your name? It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style. (Sideways)Dierks Bentley

song-lyricsituational

My clothes are off.. and I want it that way.

boy-bandssituational

Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.

graduationsituational

I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

ghettosituational

Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

medieval-middle-agesituational

This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

volunteerssituational

If u can't enjoy this without drugs, then EDM clearly isn't for u.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants

coffee-shopsituational

Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.

tentinsituational

Here's 50 euro's. Drink until I'm good looking and then come talk to me.

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey girl, don't be The Stranger.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I can give you the wildest rodeo ride... in bed.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I love making pickles, do you?

garden-and-farmsituational

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!

knock-knocsituational

Oh, I can't help it, I'm just selfish/ There's no way that I could share you/ That would break my heart to pieces/ Honestly the truth is…/ If I could just die in your arms/ I wouldn't mind.

justin-biebersituational

You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

showersituational

Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.

post-officesituational

Nice beach balls, can I play?

poolside-beachsituational

If you would say yes to my next question, you'd make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Would you dance with me?

dancesituational

I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.

volunteerssituational

My birthday gift you will get at night, in your bed, which only you can see and feel and others can only imagine! Happy Bday sweety!

birthdaysituational

This night will be the naughtiest night we'll ever have. Let's enjoy, shall we? Happy Birthday sexy.

birthdaysituational

I still love you in the year 3000 (Jonas Brothers)

boy-bandssituational

You're the egg to my tempera.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Is your father the dean of a major school? Because if so, please put in a good word for me.

high-school-satsituational

Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

coffee-shopsituational

If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Objection. Long, and growing.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

volunteerssituational

You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like bbq sauce.

barbecue-partysituational

I've got a bottle of champagne and the keys to an empty limo with an incredibly spacious backseat.

weddingsituational

I don't fall for pick up lines, but I fall for pick up trucks.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Babe, do you have dry desert? Because I would plant my cactus bloom in your private garden.

desertsituational

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.

trainsituational

Speaking of raised beds…

garden-and-farmsituational

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

collegesituational

I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

graduationsituational

I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you, and when you're mine, in the world there's gonna be one less lonely girl.

justin-biebersituational

Crypto for your thoughts?

cryptocurrencysituational

I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

I'm not the wedding photographer, but I can picture us together.

weddingsituational

You're rosebush or mine?

garden-and-farmsituational

Girl, you could ride me through any space and time.

spacesituational

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

I've got a fire in my pants and you're the only one who can put it out.

barbecue-partysituational

You should be warned, I have the propensity for getting girls to come home with me!

high-school-satsituational

Ricky Martin: hey man I like your pecks, I mean hey lady I want to eat some bon bons.

boy-bandssituational

Your text vibration pattern is 'heartbeat' because every time you text me, mine skips a beat.

apple-fansituational

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

showersituational

Babe, that's not Lego bricks you are touching.

legosituational

How about you move on over to my lane?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

dog-parksituational

I bet I can find a place to fit you in my private library collection.

librarysituational

I got my favorite girl. Not feeling, no pain, no fear, don't have a care in the world. Why would I when you are here?

justin-biebersituational

Can you close the bracelet for me?

gym-fitnesssituational

I've got a 9' rod.

fishingsituational

Is there a rainbow? Cause the opportunity to dance with you is the treasure I've been searching for.

dancesituational

Is this farm table sturdy enough for me to throw you down on?

garden-and-farmsituational

You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.

volunteerssituational

I've got all 5 elements of libel. In my pants.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Girl, my book worm game is strong for you.

librarysituational

Wanna initiate a docking maneuver?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

What do you say to a little foraging in the woods?

garden-and-farmsituational

Girl I work at the gas station, and I am ready to pump some fuel into you.

gas-stationsituational

I'd love to unload my truck in your back-room.

walmartsituational

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.Taurus

astrology-astronomsituational

Do you ever wish every airport were Heathrow but like the Heathrow in “Love Actually” and you're Liam Neeson?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!

ghettosituational

I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Babe, let's see what magic happens when I integrate my Shopify Shopping Feed into your system.

shopifysituational

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

high-school-satsituational

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

gym-fitnesssituational

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Want to check out my space? Because I want to cream you with my Milky Way.

spacesituational

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

poolside-beachsituational

You’re like this year’s Darjeeling. Had me at first flush.

coffee-shopsituational

Wizard: You know, my hat isn't the only thing that's pointed.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

You look a lot like my next volunteer.

volunteerssituational

I love – Squirrel.

dog-parksituational

I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.Flute

music-instrumentsituational

Maybe you have to know the darkness before you can appreciate the light. And I am your light.

darksituational

You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.

showersituational

Can you help me? I'm in Search of all the Lost Time I spent checkin' you out.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.Aquarius

astrology-astronomsituational

If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.

coffee-shopsituational

Are you deep space? Because you are vacuuming my breath away.

spacesituational

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I wanna be your monero.

cryptocurrencysituational

Can I buy you a drink?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

You can down-stock me any day honey.

walmartsituational

What say we take this discussion off-leash.

dog-parksituational

Girl are you a train? Because my tracks want to lay under you.

trainsituational

Wanna see my birthday suit?

birthdaysituational

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.

poolside-beachsituational

That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.

poolside-beachsituational

Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Wanna a ride my Heartlake express?

legosituational

I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

poolside-beachsituational

Girl, I am Rx rated.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Of course there's lots of single mom/dad in the playground, but you're the only one I'd love to meet.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

bars-nightclubssituational

Did you hear that? The DJ is playing our future song!

las-vegas-casinosituational

Do you have a band-aid? Because I'm cut!

gym-fitnesssituational

Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.

post-officesituational

Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.

garden-and-farmsituational

I don’t know how to French kiss, but I do have Dijon. (point to barbecue apron)

barbecue-partysituational

Everything has been so wonderful since you Cayman to my lifeCountries; Cayman

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Is that a rocket ship in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

spacesituational

Baby I don't know how it is possible, my made my bricks harder than before.

legosituational

Even at endless space, I'd still find you baby in the ocean of void.

spacesituational

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition.

darksituational

I C Major potential in us getting together.Music

music-instrumentsituational

You just reeled me in with your beauty.

fishingsituational

I want the kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married.

weddingsituational

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

tindersituational

Hey baby! Every heard of dancing car? Get in and i will show you.

cars-trusituational

How about we go out and just look at the moon?

moonsituational

It's all FOMO with you.

cryptocurrencysituational

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..

graduationsituational

So, you like vending machine? How much money do I need to spend before I get some?

vending-machinsituational

Can I claim your baggage?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you the final frontier in space? Because I want to explore every part of you with my rocket.

spacesituational

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning. 

knock-knocsituational

I am an app developer, care to show me your code.

apple-fansituational

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.

bars-nightclubssituational

You know, if we tell them we met here maybe they'll let us get married on a metro car some day.Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Send Nodes.

cryptocurrencysituational

Are you shelf Sexy? Because I've been searching for you everywhere.

librarysituational

Does my stud fit in your tube? The only way to tell is test it out.

legosituational

Excuse me, ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you're blinding the other drivers.

cars-trusituational

Can you help me find someplace to pee?

dog-parksituational

You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Did you check-in here? It's swarming.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

gym-fitnesssituational

Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Bricks, not dicks.

legosituational

Are you the moon? Because my rocket is about to launch for your base.

moonsituational

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so caramel me maybe?

coffee-shopsituational

Looking for an attractive man? The SKY's the limit!

collegesituational

I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.

volunteerssituational

You look beautiful on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

You got the best smile on tinder. You must use crest.

tindersituational

Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.Music

music-instrumentsituational

Hey babe, iphone you now?

apple-fansituational

Damn baby, are you a nurse doing TikToks on the job? Because I’m dying for you.

tiktoksituational

Been there, slain that.

medieval-middle-agesituational

That's a nice shirt. can I talk you out of it?

laundromatsituational

Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.

las-vegas-casinosituational

My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

high-school-satsituational

Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me hornyCountries; Jamaica

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

collegesituational

Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.

poolside-beachsituational

Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana?' I mean, you know the joke 'orange you glad...?' What I'm saying is, I'd like to make out with you.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

Hey baby, wanna be my Uber backseat driver?

ubesituational

If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Baby, my life is an open book for you in this library.

librarysituational

How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Apart from being sexy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?

las-vegas-casinosituational

I think dancing with you would be like a dictionary, it would add meaning to my life

dancesituational

The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven't.

coffee-shopsituational

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

garden-and-farmsituational

Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!

roller-coastersituational

Do you like trains? Because I am aTrackted to you.

trainsituational

This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

bars-nightclubssituational

Wanna get weird after this?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

F* Honey. Live Better.

walmartsituational

I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

weddingsituational

Excuse me ! do you know where’s Victoria's Secret outlet/shop in mall .. You look like one of their model!

shopping-mallsituational

Orange you glad citrus is finally in season?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

If you were a fly baby you'd be 'irresistible'.

fishingsituational

i want to flip your Ipswich, over Andover, Andover again.Countries; England

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Would you please pull this handle for me?

las-vegas-casinosituational

Hey baby. Would you like to peek at my hardcover?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Are you a single rider, because we can ride together.

roller-coastersituational

I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

How about I wear these Carhartt's and we plant seeds together?

garden-and-farmsituational

Mind if I reel you in?

fishingsituational

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

showersituational

If I told you I work for the post office, would you let me handle your package?

post-officesituational

You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it’s easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?Saxophone

music-instrumentsituational

You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Are you a lightbulb? Because I wanna turn you on in the dark.

darksituational

My reference desk or yours?

librarysituational

They call me 'The Dean.' And I just put you on my list.

graduationsituational

The earthquake was in Virginia today, but it could be in your bedroom tonight. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

cars-trusituational

Have you been to Legoland?

legosituational

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!

medieval-middle-agesituational

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again.

showersituational

Birthday party might ended, but real party just begin.

birthdaysituational

Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you.

trainsituational

Hey Girl! Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.

cars-trusituational

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist...

graduationsituational

I came here looking for a little tail.

dog-parksituational

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

graduationsituational

This time next year let's be laughing together.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.

bars-nightclubssituational

What do you do in your off season?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You can place your greeves under my pallet anytime.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Girl, you are the cleverest bee I ever met.Spelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Sorry, but you owe me a quarter. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped clean laundry.

laundromatsituational

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I dream about meeting you at the national.Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Vincent Van Gogh: Ear's lookin' at you!

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

high-school-satsituational

No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

amazonsituational

These plums are so soft.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Where is the rent?

apartmentsituational

If I bet, will you call me?

las-vegas-casinosituational

I'd be your Prince Charming if you be my Tinderella

tindersituational

I claim you in the name of JESUS!

ghettosituational

Hey, the world ends tonight, you don't have to worry about my herpes!

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

tindersituational

Happy trails to you, till we meet again.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You must be a missing tote because im searching everywhere for you.

walmartsituational

You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

volunteerssituational

I'll show you my black iron pipe

barbecue-partysituational

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

graduationsituational

You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

cars-trusituational

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

dog-parksituational

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

gym-fitnesssituational

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

If I was your girlfriend/ would you let me dress you?/ I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we got out?/ Not that you're helpless but sometime/ sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about. (If I Was Your Girlfriend)Prince

song-lyricsituational

I lost my phone number, could I have yours on this volunteer registration card?

volunteerssituational

Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?

vending-machinsituational

You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.

fishingsituational

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I give a killer massage.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Your bark is contagious.

dog-parksituational

If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.

poolside-beachsituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew know who fine you're looking?

knock-knocsituational

I'll let you override my register any day.

walmartsituational

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

fishingsituational

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I have a feeling that I have destined to meet you, Apple map GPS rerouted me today for no reason.

apple-fansituational

I've opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Knock knock! Who's there? When where. When where who? Tonight, my place, me and you.

knock-knocsituational

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

ghettosituational

Girl: No

cars-trusituational

My love for you is irrevocable.

high-school-satsituational

You remind me of a roller coaster. You look fun to ride and I’ll be getting off in 30 seconds.

roller-coastersituational

You’re a real strike?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Sure, it’s bad for the environment, but what’s the point of saving the planet if we’re apart? (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!

tentinsituational

Guys are like MacBooks, but this guy's a Pro who can really satisfy your needs.

apple-fansituational

My strong hands will carry you through any correction.

cryptocurrencysituational

Please tell me more about the math olympiad award.Math Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.

high-school-satsituational

I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?

poolside-beachsituational

Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?

las-vegas-casinosituational

Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.

apple-fansituational

Who needs oil when you're naturally charged?

cars-trusituational

I'm just trying to be cool, cool, cool. What you expect me to do? I'm just trying to find, find, find- the sweet love of mine.

justin-biebersituational

If you would dance with me, I would slay two goliaths.

dancesituational

Oops I dropped my Express mid-tunnel, can you forgo your safety and pick it up for me?Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

This place sucks.

bars-nightclubssituational

I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir.

dancesituational

I'd be great in a hostage situation. There's a lot I can do with my hands tied behind my back.

volunteerssituational

I might not be an elevator, but you can still go down my shaft.

apartmentsituational

I wonder if you'd survive my bump test.

walmartsituational

Babe, my hard covers is going to make you last.

librarysituational

Can I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?

bars-nightclubssituational

If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.

high-school-satsituational

Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Wanna see my scars?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?

las-vegas-casinosituational

Don't you just hate it when guys try to use pick-up lines on you?

bars-nightclubssituational

Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.

gym-fitnesssituational

I got the card to check you out, people call this credit card.

librarysituational

You don't need a reason to help people.

volunteerssituational

You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.

tentinsituational

Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?

bars-nightclubssituational

Can I get you a tennis ball?

dog-parksituational

Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

amazonsituational

Due to a signal malfunction, I'm not sure if you're interested?Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?Cancer

astrology-astronomsituational

I only know one phrase in Spanish: Una noche. And I mean it. (98 Degree)

boy-bandssituational

You're the cutest boy/girl in I've seen in a bra top made out of reclaimed wood all day and I've seen about 33.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Hey, milady, if you think that horse is gifted.

medieval-middle-agesituational

If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Guess) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

laundromatsituational

I want to T-H-See you naked

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

If you're asking for action, my answer is affirmative.

activist-protestsituational

Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?

ghettosituational

I'd like to end your Age of Innocence.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

collegesituational

Belize let me hold you.Countries; Belize

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?Mumford and Sons

song-lyricsituational

You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.

fishingsituational

You know, I have the longest rod on this river.

fishingsituational

I like your hair, can I pull it from behind?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

My batteries are designed for extended life.

cars-trusituational

I can make it 8x surge.

ubesituational

You should see MY Stop/Start capability.

cars-trusituational

I'd like to put you in my Shopify cart and check you out!

shopifysituational

If you got a big dick, let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)Missy Elliot

song-lyricsituational

These two quail eggs just fit in my hand perfectly.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Great great looking hands and finger nails! They will look good on my body.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Hollister? I barely know her!

shopping-mallsituational

I’d like to see you s’more.

barbecue-partysituational

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted to dance with you for Christmas.

dancesituational

Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy Birthday, love.

birthdaysituational

I'm lovestruck like a dyslexic girl in a spelling beeSpelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

What else can you pickle?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

garden-and-farmsituational

Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

You had me at merlot.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Would you like to be served warm home baked bread with hand churned butter in the morning?

garden-and-farmsituational

I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.

tentinsituational

Want to ride on my Monster truck?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!Trumpet

music-instrumentsituational

Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

shopping-mallsituational

I want to take you over the counter.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I promise it won't hurt if you sleep on me in the middle of the night.

legosituational

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

That’s a nice chandelier, you should attach a rope to it and swing.

tiktoksituational

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

collegesituational

If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.

librarysituational

I'd love to buy you a drink from the open bar.

weddingsituational

Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

It's always a first class trip with me.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Girl, I'd like to make some GraphQL requests with you. {orders {name,phone}}

shopifysituational

I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Girl, you inflate me good and get me pumped up.

gas-stationsituational

Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

robotsituational

These groceries aren't for me. They're for my grandma.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You're beautiful, you know it, I think it's time you show it.

justin-biebersituational

I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

dog-parksituational

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

activist-protestsituational

Are you Swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

fishingsituational

You’ve got me hook, line, and sinker.

fishingsituational

How does a guy implements Localization in your heart?

shopifysituational

That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

dog-parksituational

Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men upAstronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I was going through your mails and thought maybe we could be together!

post-officesituational

You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.Countries; Portugal

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

concert-music-festivalsituational

I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

volunteerssituational

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I am crazy about you.

knock-knocsituational

For a quick and relaxing study break, I suggest screwing me in the stacks.

graduationsituational

If i could only bring 3 things with me to a deserted Island. I wouldn’t care about the other 2 as long as i had you with me.

desertsituational

Dulce et Decorum Est pro Acadeca MoriAcademic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You're a perfect ten(t).

tentinsituational

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

bars-nightclubssituational

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

las-vegas-casinosituational

You know you love me, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there. You are my love, you are my heart. And we will never, ever, ever be apart.

justin-biebersituational

Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Do you want to come over and share a pizza?

apartmentsituational

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. (Black Dog)Led Zeppelin

song-lyricsituational

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Wanna come by to check out my Bottle Rocket?Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Are you Five People? 'Cause I just met you, and I'm in Heaven.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Where's the tag that says "made in heaven"? (Check back of her shirt)

laundromatsituational

Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

apple-fansituational

How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!

medieval-middle-agesituational

Sorry, but you owe me a water. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

gym-fitnesssituational

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

robotsituational

So you want a ride? Let's take it nice and slow.

ubesituational

No one ever looked so good in a dress' (Nobody Compares)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Damn girl! Was your dad a grill master? Because you are sizzling!

barbecue-partysituational

Convert this.

cars-trusituational

I have everything apple, iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But missing you, iSad.

apple-fansituational

You are the only product I want in my collection.

shopifysituational

Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only 10 I see.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

coffee-shopsituational

Would you like to spin now, or spin later?

las-vegas-casinosituational

Honey, this is a Bodacious Ta-Ta-sniffing dog, and two barks means you're guilty.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.Music Instruments

music-instrumentsituational

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Petroleum is so 2000.

cars-trusituational

Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (Then ask her to join you.)

poolside-beachsituational

Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Is there a code red, because girl you are hot.

walmartsituational

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Baby, you're so hot, you're like oil at the end of a tournament – burning up.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

gym-fitnesssituational

Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.

las-vegas-casinosituational

If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

graduationsituational

Babe, if you bring the honey, I will bring the moon to you.

moonsituational

Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.

high-school-satsituational

I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say "I love you forever, let’s get married."

coffee-shopsituational

Are you ACDEC? Because I will dedicate all my after school hours on you.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Are you friends of the library? Great, because my name is The Library.

librarysituational

Watch your step girl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

ghettosituational

Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

dancesituational

Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you.

apple-fansituational

I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.

tentinsituational

Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Your name must be Mona... 'Cause it's Louvre at first sight.Countries; France

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I'm letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro's. How many can I count you in for?

bars-nightclubssituational

Does it frighten you that I control the winds, like a god? (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

Ride on this car of this train at this time often?

trainsituational

You have me at cannabis.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Do you work at Amazon? Cause I've got a feeling me and you need to be shipped

amazonsituational

I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

fishingsituational

Hey girl, your eyes are more bright than moonlight.

moonsituational

Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course.

bars-nightclubssituational

Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?

coffee-shopsituational

Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Nice asteroids.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

A body like yours oughta be in jail 'cause it's on the verge of being obscene. (Little Red Corvette)Prince

song-lyricsituational

Do you prefer Merlot or Cabernet? Because I think we should start making our own wine.

garden-and-farmsituational

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?Capricorn

astrology-astronomsituational

You're like an SAT practice test, because I keep wanting to start over.

high-school-satsituational

Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?

poolside-beachsituational

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I'm feeling a little woozy.

gym-fitnesssituational

I'm going to have to inspect your package for spores.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You make me overheat because my app is poorly optimized for your beauty.

apple-fansituational

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?

gym-fitnesssituational

You’re a prize winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

fishingsituational

My other leaf blower is a hovercraft. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

I love your door mat.

apartmentsituational

Need rescuing?

dog-parksituational

Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

cryptocurrencysituational

You can scale my battlements any day, madam.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I would give anything to be your personal item.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

The UN must be missing an M&E Officer, because you've been monitoring me all night.

volunteerssituational

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

coffee-shopsituational

Do you squat here often?

gym-fitnesssituational

No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!

medieval-middle-agesituational

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.Aquarius

astrology-astronomsituational

Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.

poolside-beachsituational

Are you a TikTok? Because I’d hit and never miss

tiktoksituational

You make me feel even safer than my machete.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Lookin' good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?

dog-parksituational

I dont care that you you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

ghettosituational

Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.

tentinsituational

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.

cars-trusituational

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

cars-trusituational

You make me want to get a financial consultant in Alaska. "Why?" Well, Juneau you have a Kenai for Fairbanks.Countries; USA; Alaska

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you a barber? Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Is that a hard cover, or are you just happy to see me?

librarysituational

Hey beautiful, would do with me if I told you that I stole Justin Bieber chapstick in there

justin-biebersituational

Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

activist-protestsituational

You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You're more fetching than my favorite ball.

dog-parksituational

What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Knock knock Who's there? Needle! Needle who? Needle a little love right now. 

knock-knocsituational

I want to be inside your lady garden gnomesaying?

garden-and-farmsituational

Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Hey cutie, are you the moon? Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

moonsituational

If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I filled out the admission form except for the phone number part. Can I have yours?

high-school-satsituational

Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!Choir

music-instrumentsituational

The surprise doesn't end after the party. When your friends have left, and the house has become silent, we'd go on with the wildest part of your birthday party — with just the two of us.

birthdaysituational

Girl do you work at the gas station, because you have ignited the engine inside me.

gas-stationsituational

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

dog-parksituational

If the world ends tonight, can I be in your end?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I know exactly where you live.

post-officesituational

Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

These peppers are, like, so yellow. Which reminds me—what are you doing Saturday?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Come on, don't make me beg!

dog-parksituational

There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

bars-nightclubssituational

Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

gym-fitnesssituational

What's your catalogue number baby?

librarysituational

I lived outside my emotions

boy-bandssituational

What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you! 

knock-knocsituational

Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

This selection is nuts.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Now that you are a new member I would like to give you the opportunity to get involved.

volunteerssituational

I think it's time we ditched these gutter balls and got out of here, what do you say?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

You are my desert treasure.

desertsituational

Some experts only look for a specific type of girl: lovely, brunette, and amazing. I used that strict standard to find you.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I'd like to Catch 22 of you.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.

cars-trusituational

If it is the end of the world, I'm glad I met you first.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Iams so in love with you.

dog-parksituational

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Don’t be such a turkey.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I can't wait to hook your apple products to my MacBook.

apple-fansituational

Are you an MC40? because I am checking you out!

walmartsituational

Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

collegesituational

Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

I'm sorry, but thinking of you and me together makes me contemplate having a second scotch.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I won this belt buckle.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Girl can I have your address to airdrop my tokens?

cryptocurrencysituational

Hi There, I know I'm going your way

cars-trusituational

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

cryptocurrencysituational

Meet you at four-twenty.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I'll burn your rug

boy-bandssituational

Want to have sex during the graduation ceremony?

graduationsituational

What are you watching?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I will fork you hard and soft till you split in two.

cryptocurrencysituational

The flute isn't the only thing I know how to blow.Flute

music-instrumentsituational

Hey, girl. I'm Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

volunteerssituational

Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

What would it take to get invited into your inner iris?

garden-and-farmsituational

When I look into your eyes, I know that it's true. God must have spent...A little more time On you.

boy-bandssituational

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? ME!

knock-knocsituational

Race you to the next light!

cars-trusituational

You have put a hold in my heart.

librarysituational

I see you're down with the Revolution, Liberation, and struggle. Here's my number for when you wanna cuddle.

activist-protestsituational

Nice carry-on.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. That's where I get the most resistance

gym-fitnesssituational

Baby, you are like the song Somebody To Love … Because I just can not get you out of my head.

justin-biebersituational

Your opinions are so brilliant and original–tell me more!Sagittarius

astrology-astronomsituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us open it up

knock-knocsituational

I can last longer than a jet engine.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you busy tonight at last call?

bars-nightclubssituational

Let's do lunge.

gym-fitnesssituational

Your voice is angelic. I can hear you singing in the shower.

apartmentsituational

Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.

birthdaysituational

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

cars-trusituational

I would apply for an early decision from you, because if you say yes, I don't care what anyone else says.

high-school-satsituational

Let's bang the gavel all night long. :gavel:Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Is that a tracking number? How about a phone number?

post-officesituational

Even if there were no gravity on earth, i'd still fall for you

high-school-satsituational

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Come to me baby, don't be a snack stuck in a vending machine.

vending-machinsituational

Are you space? Because I want to share my personal space with you.

spacesituational

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

medieval-middle-agesituational

I love the way you handle that big stick.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

You know, Math is so useless. The only math i need is you + me = us on the dance floor

dancesituational

I hope you know CPR cause dancing with you might take my breathe away!

dancesituational

My minifigure is missing a head, would you give me one?

legosituational

I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Babe, you erect my tent without effort.

tentinsituational

Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here?

garden-and-farmsituational

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

poolside-beachsituational

When I'm with you, I feel like we're the only two people in the world, and not just because we pretty much are.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Lance Bass: your looks are so beautiful my face is white with envy

boy-bandssituational

Guy: How about coffee instead?

cars-trusituational

I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

poolside-beachsituational

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

cars-trusituational

I don't want nobody when I got your body

justin-biebersituational

Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?

cars-trusituational

I'll show you a ride with no wait time.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You are gorgeous! I bet you look even better in your birthday suit.

birthdaysituational

Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as home of the second largest organ this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know its currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT'S RIGHT HERE.

collegesituational

If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'you are here.'

las-vegas-casinosituational

Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.

volunteerssituational

Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.

dog-parksituational

Shall I make a deposit?

las-vegas-casinosituational

You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.

fishingsituational

Can I just run my fingers through your hair?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Don't let the compact size fool you.

cars-trusituational

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

showersituational

It's my last night.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang. How about a mustache ride instead?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

You had me at "Hand Up Don't Shoot"

activist-protestsituational

You're imperfectly perfect.

justin-biebersituational

Please? If you turn your back for 30 seconds, you wont even know if its me.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love, gonna give you my love. (Whole Lotta Love)Led Zeppelin

song-lyricsituational

I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how dancing with you lights up my world.

dancesituational

Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Let me be your logframe of love.

volunteerssituational

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?

poolside-beachsituational

I think I have a pickle slicer in my bedroom.

barbecue-partysituational

Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

amazonsituational

Your organic garden or mine?

garden-and-farmsituational

What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.

garden-and-farmsituational

The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you’re a keeper.

fishingsituational

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-dick-tionMock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

EVERYTHING you do is with honors.

graduationsituational

How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

volunteerssituational

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird. Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You are so sweet, can I taste your honey?Spelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Do you rent or own your flute?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

See that table over there? I've been waiting for you to come over and talk to me. Can you join me for a drink and some friendly conversation?

bars-nightclubssituational

Are you a chonger? You took my breath away.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Wanna play forest, I’ll be Logan Paul, I think you know your part.

tiktoksituational

Babe, let's sync and see the magic happens.

apple-fansituational

I know we just met, but will you marinade me?

barbecue-partysituational

My your armpits have a nice aromaMetro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Vincent Van Gogh out with me

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?

volunteerssituational

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

activist-protestsituational

You're such a TEAse.

coffee-shopsituational

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Your wanderlust is overpowering.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

The world is corrupt, it needs a cure, being with you, keeps my soul pure.

activist-protestsituational

Sword fighting is like _everything_ else : it's all in your thrust.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married. (John Connor)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

gym-fitnesssituational

Its the end of the world, will you be Mayan?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of y'all!

ghettosituational

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Oman. Oman who? Oman, you are cute!

knock-knocsituational

*ding* doors are closing, legs are opening.Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Before you move down the hall, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

apartmentsituational

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

medieval-middle-agesituational

That's right, Girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

That Stairmaster isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…

gym-fitnesssituational

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

knock-knocsituational

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Baker! I got some nice buns for you.

knock-knocsituational

Lets be Lego Friends with benefits.

legosituational

Let magic happen when my technic pin connect with your technic brick.

legosituational

Want to make pies together?

garden-and-farmsituational

Know you got a roommate. Call me when there's no one there. (Best I ever Had)Drake

song-lyricsituational

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you

ghettosituational

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

tentinsituational

Girl, are you looking for a Shopify theme? I am always responsive and mobile friendly. You can do me and access me anytime.

shopifysituational

My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I love anatomy...especially yours.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I actually fell for you before I even realized I did.

weddingsituational

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.

coffee-shopsituational

I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

vending-machinsituational

I see girl, you’ve got a nice tiktoks. But can you send me it without ‘k’ and ‘o’?

tiktoksituational

It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Girl, I understand if you want to take things slow – we can change to the local.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I'm your point of personal privilege.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Don't flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

When I think of you, I become fully vested.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

dog-parksituational

Nice boots, wanna fuck?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat

ghettosituational

Hey, what's your name beautiful ? Kim and yours? Justin Bieber, now forgotten, because you'll be screaming later

justin-biebersituational

Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

trainsituational

Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?

tentinsituational

Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.

collegesituational

C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. (Save a Prayer)Duran Duran

song-lyricsituational

Snuggle?

laundromatsituational

Are those space pants? Because you're outta this world.

laundromatsituational

You had me at ruff.

dog-parksituational

How about we put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?

birthdaysituational

Are you a drug? Because I marijuana take you home tonight.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You look sexy in that a ripper slipper.

ghettosituational