shower pickup lines

Take a shower. And I will put soap all over you.

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Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!

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Your voice is angelic. I can hear you singing in the shower.

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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

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Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

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Are you a towel? Because I’d like to wrap you around me after I shower.

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Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

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You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside you.

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Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on.

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The shower isn't the only thing you turn on.

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Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

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Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.

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Hey girl are you a towel? Because i want to take you to my shower.

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Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.

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Save water and shower with an airman.

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Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

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Save Water. Shower together with me.

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Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside.

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Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

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Girl, are you a sugar baby? Because I want to shower you with my sweet love.

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You smell… We should go take a shower together.

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Are you a shower? Because I want 30 minutes inside you every morning and night.

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You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

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Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

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Hit the showers, it's time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

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Roses are red, violets are a flower. I think about you, when I’m taking a shower.

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Save water. Shower in my cum...

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Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower. Next time you go you should bring me to be safe.

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I want to conserve water by taking a shower with you.

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Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?

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Save water, shower with me at night.

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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster? Warm on the inside. Makes soft things hard. And a shower with you would probably kill me

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Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.Robert Brault

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We can cut down our water use if we shower together.

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Did you shower yet? Because I am about to shower you with love and gifts.

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Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

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Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

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Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again.

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Camping this weekend? There's a shower back at my place that you don't have to share . . unless you want to share.

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Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you.

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Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

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Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

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Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

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Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

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Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.

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You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.

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Have you showered? Because you will need to after my love shower.

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Are you down for my golden shower? Because girl I want to put my life in you.

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I've got a handrail on me in my shower, babe!

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You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.

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Do you know that I got a shower handle, because I will get you naked and wet on request.

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Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.

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I whale shower you with love.

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We might as well get to know one another. We'll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.

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