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Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.

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I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

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I want you Anderneath me.

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I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.

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Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.

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Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.

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Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.

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When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.

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Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?

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My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.

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People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.

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I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.

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I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.

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I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.

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Can I touch your Belstaff?

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I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.

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I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.

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I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.

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Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.

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You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.

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It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.

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You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.

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I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.

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Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.

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You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.

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Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.

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When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.

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I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.

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Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.

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I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.

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Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?

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If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?

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I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.

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Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

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If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.

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Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.

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My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.

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May the problems of your future be my privilege?

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My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.

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We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.

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I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

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Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?

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You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.

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You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.

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If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.

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Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.

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You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.

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You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.

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I want to Lestraddle you.

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If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.

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You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.

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If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.

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Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.

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I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.

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Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.

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Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?

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The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.

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You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.

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I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.

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Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.

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I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.

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I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.

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Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?

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I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.

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I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.

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Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.

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I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.

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John Watson? More like John Hot-son.

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I'd smile and wink at you even if it didn't humanize me. (Sherlock)

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Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?

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I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.

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I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

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If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing— I’d be looking for you.

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Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.

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I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.

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My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.

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I think you’re 221-beautiful.

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You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.

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I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.

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I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.

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Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.

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If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.

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You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.

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My love for you is #NotDead.

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I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.

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Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?

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You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.

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I would never tell you to f-cough.

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If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.

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I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.

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I’m a fan of yours— type B, that is.

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If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.

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Whip me like one of your dead girls.

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My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.

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If I'm your Sherlock, will you be my john?John

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Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.

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You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.

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Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.

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I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.

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My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb— it doesn’t have an off switch.

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I only have earbuds for you.

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I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.

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I’d watch Glee for you.

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I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.

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Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?

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I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.

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When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?

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You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.

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You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.

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I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.

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I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.

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Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.

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I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.

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You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.

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Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.

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I would kick my parents out if you came over.

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I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.

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I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.

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I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.

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Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.

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I would let you call me Myc.

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Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.

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Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.

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You’re the West to my Wood.

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I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.

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I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

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theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.

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You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.

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Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.

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My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.

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Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.

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The game is on… Will you play with me?

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Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.

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Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.

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Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.

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I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.

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I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.

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Wanna see my secret tattoo?

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Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. Swagger?

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I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.

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