shang-chi pickup lines

Katy: What happened to your shirt?

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Katy: That is exactly the kind of girl my mom wishes came out of her vagina.

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My girl, you can't run from your past.

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Jon Jon: I speak ABC!

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Shang-Chi: I’m not afraid of you.

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Katy: I’ve done dumber things with worse odds- but even if that chicken pig is right

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Xialing: If my dad won’t let me into his empire, I’ll build my own.

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Katy: We make a good team!

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If I die, it's your fault!

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If you aim at nothing, you hit nothing.

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Katy: I like your spike face!

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My father trained me to be an assassin. That’s not who I am. I am a lover.

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Xialing: Did America make you soft?

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Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it- crippling the US government along the way, but whatever.

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Welcome to the circus.

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Katy: I know this is crazy, but I’m going to text you.

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From sun up to sun down, I was taught every possible way to pleasure a girl.

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Wenwu: I’ve lived ten of your lifetimes. Let me pass.

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Babe you could change your name, start a new life. But your could never escape my shadow.

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Katy: It’s the art of confusion; works great on stupid people.

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You can't outrun who you really are. And that you are my lover.

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You are a product of all who came before you. Can I be the next to come?

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