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I can see us together in the next generation image.

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Girl, you just made the perfect link buliding campaign in my pants.

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Do you believe in link love at first site, or should I refresh my browser?

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Do you prefer to fetch or render?

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Let’s move this conversation out of beta.

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Do you like your keywords broad or long tail? Because I got the best of both worlds.

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What is your average position?

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My title tag is available.

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Girl you got great coverage, I would love to submit and index you.

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I have finally found my link to you, and that anchor text is 'Soul Mate'

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I am a mobile-friendly website, you can use me anywhere any time.

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Once you get a taste of my link juice, you will never want another link.

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You've got my favorite body type, heavy above the fold.

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My last love 404'd me, so I want to 301 to you.

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Babe, I can canonicalize every part of you all night long.

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If you let me be your googlebot, I'll crawl you all night long.

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You know what makes me better than everyone else? People say I provide great user experience.

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If you like it, then you should’ve put a link on it.

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So, what is your alrogorithm and factors to rank the number 1 lover.

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I can do more than just trimming your content. Let's merge the best part of us together.

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You have given me the semRush.

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Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.

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You can manage my tags any day.

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Would you like to subscribe to my feed?

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People just notice your title and descriptions, but I check out your entire body content.

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Ready for a deepcrawl?

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You rank first on my personalized search results.

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Leave with me right now, and I will audit your site and give you a private consultation.

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You know what is longer than this long URL? Mine…

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My domain will never expire for you.

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Baby got back link.

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Girl, you just uncompressed my Gzip resource.

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Is that a SERP in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Can we do some link building campaign exchange in private?

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Girl did you hack my search results? Because all the SERP redirects to you.

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Are you a featured snippet? Because I have stopped searching for the answer.

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You are so beautiful just gave my mind a 5xx error.

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You must be banned from Google because it’s blackhat to look that good.

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Babe, your juice is much better than any link juice.

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Girl, you are the only parameter that get indexed in my heart.

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All the redirect chains in life lead back straight to you.

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I think I’d be a good return on your investment.

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Girl you so hot, you just gave me a FID (First Input Delay) under 100ms.

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Is that a bump in your traffic? Or are you just happy to see me?

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Let me structure your data.

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So you use Screaming frog? Invite me to your room, I will show you the real screaming frog.

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When I searched your name, I found that people also ask why is your name so beautiful.

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For you, I would scroll to the end of the SERPs.

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I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

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Are you the next Google Update? Because I hear you will be coming soon.

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Search here often?

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Girl you so sexy, I got a huge CLS (Cumulative Layoutshift) below the fold.

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You are the world to me, you are the LCP (Largest Contentful Paint) of the club.

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You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list.

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Do you have a sitemap? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Do you prefer the mobile experience in the car or the desktop experience in my bed?

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Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

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My heart had been a 404 all my life. Until I 301 to you, and I become a 200.

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If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for 'beautiful.'

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I can do more than simple SEO. I prefer the omnichannel approach to enter you in different ways.

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Girl, no matter how the algorithm changes, you will always be my number 1.

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