rock-climbing pickup lines

They don't call me a hard man for nothing.

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I literally trust you with my life.

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Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.

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Can I put my nuts on your rack?

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You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

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Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.

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I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

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Let’s take our belayationship to the next level.

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Check out my nuts.

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Wanna heel hook my shoulders?

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The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.

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I won’t take your love for granite.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.

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Don’t ration your passion.

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Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

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You had me at rock climbing.

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Soo...I have a 6 foot wingspan.

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Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

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Are you a hard climb? Because I love the challenge.

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Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

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Babe you ever fell? Well you will soon be a true screamer tonight.

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Belay before belaid.

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Can you hold these nuts for a sec?

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If you show my your rack, I’ll show you my nuts.

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Belays before baes.

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Do you climb? Because I would want you to get on me.

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Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?

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If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

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You had me at On Belay.

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Do you think that jug is too high to reach? Well I think yours is just the right height.

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Your harness isn’t the only one who can hug you tight.

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Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next belay partner.

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If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

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I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like you to grab.

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We’re a perfect match.

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Babe, it's time to caving inside you.

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Wanna get tied up and high?

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Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

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Let me heel hook your shoulder.

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I got the dyno move babe.

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Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

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You belayed me off my feet.

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I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.

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You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

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If you play hard to get, I’ll have to make you my project.

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Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.

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Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

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My portaledge sleeps two, you know.

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Are you ready for your first ascent?

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Baby you got the perfect route for me.

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I like the way you finger that crack.

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Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.

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I play dangerously, I can do edging without protection all night long.

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Every time you fall, I'll catch you.

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Ever do it on a portoledge?

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Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

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Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?

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With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long.

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I hope you have your chalk bag on, you’re making my palms sweaty.

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Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

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Her favorite technique is stemming.

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Looking to get belaid?

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Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

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Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.

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Just a climber looking to get belayed.

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Belaytionships before relationships.

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I have a tuber you can use anytime you want.

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Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

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Belay and chill?

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Wanna see my hanging belay?

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If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?

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Is your favorite technique stemming?

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Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?

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I’m falling for you.

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Want to get high, get hot, and get sweaty?... I need a climbing partner.

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Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.

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Here, let me chalk up those jugs for you.

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I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.

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You’ve heel hooked my heart.

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Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.

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Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

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Hey, climb here often?

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Hey baby, you workin' that crack!

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Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

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Need a belay?

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Why don’t you let me rock your world?

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You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.

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Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

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Hey babe, give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack!

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I’m hanging onto you.

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I know if I want to impress you I’ll have to be a little boulder.

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My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

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Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?

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You have really nice forearms.

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Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

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I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?

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Keep me tight, I’m going to layback and work the crack

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Rock under the fingers beats a rock on a finger.

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Could you give me a catch? Because I like to be on top.

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Climb On.

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I could rest on those jugs all day.

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I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

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Babe, you need no protection when you got my bolts.

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I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?

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Hey girl, wanna belay me?

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Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

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Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.

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So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

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Babe I climb a lot, because I know how to handle them jugs.

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I'd love to jam that crack

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I'm willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.

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I'll belay you all night long.

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Spread your legs, and trust the rubber.

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I'm going to be topping out on you all night.

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I'm really good at hand-jams.

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Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

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Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.

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Don't worry I got top-rope certified.

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I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.

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