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If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.Electrician

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Plumber? I hardly even know her.Plumber

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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?Contractor

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I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.Carpenter

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Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!Carpenter

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You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.Carpenter

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I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger.Plumber

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Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.Carpenter

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I'm an electrician, let me remove your shortsElectrician

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Want to see my tool?Plumber

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Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.Electrician

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I have a job for you.... but it blowsContractor

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Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?Cable Guy

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Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?Carpenter

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I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.HVAC Installer

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Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.Contractor

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Can I tinker with your pipes?Plumber

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Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.Electrician

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You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?Electrician

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You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.Electrician

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Let’s become a potty of two tonight.Plumber

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I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.Plumber

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I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.Plumber

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Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.Plumber

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Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'Contractor

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Are you an electrician? Because you turn me on.Electrician

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I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.Plumber

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If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!Plumber

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Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.Electrician

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Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.Carpenter

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I always wear my hard hat, baby.Contractor

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I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leakingPlumber

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Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plansPlumber

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Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.Plumber

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Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.Plumber

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That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!Plumber

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I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!Electrician

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Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!Carpenter

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You are my AA battery, you charge me upElectrician

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Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor.Plumber

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I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,Electrician

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You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.Electrician

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I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?Contractor

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I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.Plumber

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Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.Electrician

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I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nutsContractor

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Guy: You are the light of my life. Girl: You turn me on.Electrician

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You’re flooding my heart with emotions.Plumber

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I wanna flush your pipes, baby.Plumber

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That is quite an elbow joint.Plumber

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