religion pickup lines

I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.

mormonreligion

You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you.

christianreligion

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

christianreligion

The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

mormonreligion

If I had I a vocation to the priesthood and I met you… I'd still go to the seminary.

catholicreligion

I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.

atheistreligion

Life is kind of a challenge. Want to do it with me?

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If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!

christianreligion

If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.

mormonreligion

When you shook my hand my world was filled with peace!

catholicreligion

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

christianreligion

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

christianreligion

Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?

catholicreligion

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my dad's number, so call him maybe?

muslimreligion

You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

christianreligion

An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

mormonreligion

Not much… Wojtyla doing later?

catholicreligion

Would you like to see my collection of bukharts?

muslimreligion

You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.

mormonreligion

My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.

catholicreligion

So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?

christianreligion

Many are the women of proven worth, but you have surpassed them all…

catholicreligion

Don't I know you from the pre-existence?

mormonreligion

Are you baptismal regeneration? Because you make me feel like a new man.

catholicreligion

Wanna go up to the roof… and pray?

catholicreligion

Are you dead or alive? Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.

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When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

catholicreligion

Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

christianreligion

(for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?

catholicreligion

You can be the queen of my Hurs anyday.

muslimreligion

Nice Bible.

christianreligion

Confess here often?

catholicreligion

You like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together…

catholicreligion

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

christianreligion

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

christianreligion

I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.

christianreligion

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child.

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Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.

atheistreligion

Evolution perfected itself when it made you.

atheistreligion

Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

christianreligion

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

christianreligion

You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

catholicreligion

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

christianreligion

Guy: Shouldn't you be at confession? Girl: Why? Guy: Isn't stealing someone's heart against the 7th commandment?

catholicreligion

God told me to come talk to you.

catholicreligion

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream... the most precious of all.

mormonreligion

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

muslimreligion

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in Latin.

catholicreligion

Have I met you before? (No) Not this lifetime? It must be our previous lifetime.

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You can't spell EVOLVE without LOVE.

atheistreligion

Wanna go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

catholicreligion

I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.

mormonreligion

King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

christianreligion

Looks around girl's hijaab: Sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag.

muslimreligion

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

atheistreligion

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

christianreligion

You have great child bearing hips.

mormonreligion

I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!

mormonreligion

What!?!?, Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark!

catholicreligion

Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….

atheistreligion

I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.

christianreligion

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you.

christianreligion

Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

muslimreligion

Life is a process of constantly letting go. Let go of your new life and embrace the new one with me!

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

catholicreligion

Is that a copy of Origin of Species in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

atheistreligion

Nice genes. Want to go half on the baby?

atheistreligion

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan for us. I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

atheistreligion

Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"?

mormonreligion

Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas)

catholicreligion

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

christianreligion

Wanna go out for some Body and Blood?

catholicreligion

You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.

catholicreligion

You are like my soulmate, if I had a soul.

atheistreligion

Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

christianreligion

Simple having a conversation with you right now makes my day whether you give me or not give me your phone number.

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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

christianreligion

KnockKnockKnock Can I show you the true missionary position?

mormonreligion

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")"

mormonreligion

(like the other one) Wanna pray with me? holds hands Lets start with a rosary…

catholicreligion

If the principle of reciprocity applies, I want to go out with you, will you go out with me?

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You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

christianreligion

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.

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Do you like Revelations? I'm not wearing any underwear.

atheistreligion

If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

christianreligion

It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

christianreligion

I love you like Abelard loved Heloise… but without the fornication, lying, public disgrace or castration.

catholicreligion

Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind I do the same?

christianreligion

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

mormonreligion

Hey girl, let's combine our starstuff.

atheistreligion

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

christianreligion

I didn't know angels could fly so low!

mormonreligion

I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.

atheistreligion

I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.

muslimreligion

So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.

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Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people...

christianreligion

What's your favorite temple? (he/she answers) Baby, I'm lookin' at mine!

mormonreligion

Let's just enjoy having sex this moment and not thing about the past or the future. No attachments.

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Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

catholicreligion

Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

catholicreligion

To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

muslimreligion

You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

catholicreligion

Namaste

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How about you and me get some fish this Friday?

catholicreligion

I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

mormonreligion

I know a good church where we can go and talk.

catholicreligion

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.

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Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!

atheistreligion

Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

mormonreligion

Hey...let's be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion.

mormonreligion

I sometimes write for Called to Communion. Coffee?

catholicreligion

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

catholicreligion

Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar…

catholicreligion

I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

muslimreligion

Sackcloth and ashes really suits you.

catholicreligion

I like the black spot on your forehead.

catholicreligion

Is this pew taken?

christianreligion

Do you have my number because I think I am being called by you.

catholicreligion

If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.

mormonreligion

Am I dreaming... or are you a revelation?

mormonreligion

I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.

catholicreligion

I put the stud in Bible study.

christianreligion

We are all connected on a deeper level.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

So… do you come here often?” (in mass)

catholicreligion

Is the spirit telling you what it's telling me?

mormonreligion

If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

mormonreligion

I naturally select you.

atheistreligion

My Liahona pointed to you.

mormonreligion

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

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That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

muslimreligion

Hey girl, I just saw the moon in your eyes... Eid Mubarak.

muslimreligion

The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go?

catholicreligion

Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

christianreligion

Making you smile is my path of service.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

What's your theological world view?”

catholicreligion

Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

christianreligion

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

muslimreligion

I have a vocation to the married life…will you help me out?

catholicreligion

Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

catholicreligion

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

christianreligion

How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.

mormonreligion

I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy

mormonreligion

Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

muslimreligion

You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.

christianreligion

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

christianreligion

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

christianreligion

I think I'm called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

catholicreligion

You are so sweet must be the deoxyribose in your DNA.

atheistreligion

I always wanted a Josephite marriage… until I met you.

catholicreligion

What's in the box?

mormonreligion

I'm an atheist… until I orgasm.

atheistreligion

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

mormonreligion

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

christianreligion

Wanna prove our non-existence?

atheistreligion

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

muslimreligion

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

muslimreligion

You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!

catholicreligion

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

christianreligion

Can I have your mahram's phone number?

muslimreligion

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

catholicreligion

Catholics don't shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

catholicreligion

You wanna see my flaming sword?

mormonreligion

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.

christianreligion

Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

mormonreligion

Hey girl, are you familiar with Buddha's teaching?

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.

christianreligion

Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you.

mormonreligion

You must be the liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine.

mormonreligion

Your pilgrimage or mine?

catholicreligion

Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.

catholicreligion

If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.

catholicreligion

Wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you.

catholicreligion

That hijab really compliments your eyes.

muslimreligion

Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.

christianreligion

Girl, my lust for you is greater than my thirst for enlightenment has to wait...

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What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

christianreligion

Hey girl, we're allowed to marry four...but I don't think that's necessary because you're a 10.

muslimreligion

I'm not staring. I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

muslimreligion

I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

catholicreligion

My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!

mormonreligion

Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

muslimreligion

You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?

catholicreligion

Are you an angel? Because whenever I'm around you I strongly feel the spirit.

mormonreligion

Girl, you so fine, I'd give you up for Lent.

catholicreligion

Hey girl, are you familiar with Fordyce's sermons?

christianreligion

My karma ran over my dogma....

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

The guy holds out his hand to the girl and says, “Let's pray.” Then, as soon as the girl grabs his hand to pray, he says, “later.” and continues to hold the girl's hand.

catholicreligion

God has used you to teach me what true love really is

catholicreligion

What're you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

christianreligion

When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of “Rejoice and Be Glad.”

catholicreligion

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

christianreligion

You complete my life.

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Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.

christianreligion

Is it hot in here or that just your Holy Fire?

christianreligion

My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."

christianreligion

Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry. I can provide tons of proof.

atheistreligion

You are so Haram, we need to make it Halal right now.

muslimreligion

Others may try to surpass your physical beauty, but your spiritual beauty is beyond the constraints of this world.

catholicreligion

(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

catholicreligion

Are you tired? Cause you've been making tawaf in my head all day.

muslimreligion

Are you Muslim? Because your body islamin.

muslimreligion

Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of my deen?

muslimreligion

You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.

mormonreligion

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

christianreligion

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

christianreligion

We're starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number?

catholicreligion

When I first saw you, I said mashallah and then I said inshallah.

muslimreligion

Did I see you in line for the Passion?

catholicreligion

It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.

christianreligion

(to a guy) Wow, big strong man like you… you must be one of God's soldiers…

catholicreligion

I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How about we read it together and discuss?

christianreligion

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

catholicreligion

You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

muslimreligion

Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?

atheistreligion

Do you want to be accountability partners?

christianreligion

Would you like to feel my noodly appendages?

atheistreligion

Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

catholicreligion

I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."

christianreligion

I'd fast for a lifetime just to have one iftar with you.

muslimreligion

Girl, I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

muslimreligion

The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...

christianreligion

Hey girl, do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Because I want to celebrate triumph your fine ass.

atheistreligion

Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?

christianreligion

You might not be a nun, but you will be missionary tonight.

atheistreligion

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

christianreligion

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a ring, let's get married maybe?

mormonreligion

Girl, you must be like shaytan. Because you fell out of Jannah.

muslimreligion

You're my eucatastrophe.

catholicreligion

Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

muslimreligion

Don't worry. Nobody's watching.

atheistreligion

Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won't be able to walk after I've finished with you.

atheistreligion

I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.

christianreligion

You buddhi me.

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I'm sorry, but you don't just have a sweet spirit... If you know what I mean.

mormonreligion

I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.

muslimreligion

The Crystalina to my Jason?

catholicreligion

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

So, read any good Surahs lately?

muslimreligion

Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

mormonreligion

Guy: Can I see your shirt tag? Girl: Why? Guy: I want to see if you are from Heaven.

mormonreligion

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

catholicreligion

I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.

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Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.

mormonreligion

Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.

mormonreligion

If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.

catholicreligion

What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!

mormonreligion

They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

catholicreligion

I love my life. Would you share it with me?

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The Buddha said, "Men who are addicted to the passions are like the torch-carrier running against the wind; his hands are sure to be burned." I lust for you and love to play with fire.

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You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It's quite an honor.

atheistreligion

Would you like to come over and meditate with me?

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Nice bible

catholicreligion

Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

mormonreligion

It is a man's own mind that lures him to evil ways. My mind is full of you.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

christianreligion

Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Theresa the Little Flower

catholicreligion

So, what would you say to some paschal breakfast tomorrow? (daily mass)

catholicreligion

Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)

mormonreligion

I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

muslimreligion

Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

mormonreligion

Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

catholicreligion

I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you.

christianreligion

I lost my misslette, can I borrow yours?

catholicreligion

Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.

atheistreligion

Pray here often?

christianreligion

You're a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

catholicreligion

Hey girl. Don't worry. I'll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

christianreligion

Is your name Charity? Because if I don't have you, I'll be nothing.

catholicreligion

I think I just met the 13th gift of the Holy Spirit.

catholicreligion

Hmm, you smell as good as St Padre Pio's stigmata.

catholicreligion

How about a hug, sister?

catholicreligion

That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

catholicreligion

May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

catholicreligion

Nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?

muslimreligion

You know, God is pure beauty…I see a lot of God in you.

catholicreligion

The sight of you leaves me apophatic.

catholicreligion

Christ may be the bread of life, but you're the butter.

catholicreligion

It goes against my belief to be judgmental, but your beauty outshines everyone in the room.

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It's Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

catholicreligion

I believe you have one of my ribs…

catholicreligion

Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!

mormonreligion

I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

christianreligion

Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging. Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

mormonreligion

Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?

atheistreligion

Did it hurt when you turned to logic and reasoning?

atheistreligion

Hey, is it just me or are we destined to be married?

mormonreligion

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.

mormonreligion

How about you be the salt, and I'll be the light.

christianreligion

Hey girl, I think I'm sick, but Allah created a cure: YOU.

muslimreligion

I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.

mormonreligion

I know I'm a Buddhist, but GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

christianreligion

You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

christianreligion

I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.

christianreligion

Do you believe in Divine Appointment?

catholicreligion

I want your feet to be my kid's Jannah.

muslimreligion

Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.

atheistreligion

Hey wanna see my seer stones?

mormonreligion

Looking for Nirvana? after a few drinks , I will take you there!

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Didn't I see your face on a holy card somewhere?

catholicreligion

I would part the Red Sea for you.

christianreligion

I can be your scripture hero.

mormonreligion

Are you a secular humanist? Because I want to engage in a rational conversation.

atheistreligion

Your feet made me lower my gaze.

muslimreligion

You. Me. Song of Songs: The Remix.

christianreligion

Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.

mormonreligion

Is your name Grace? Because you're amazing.

catholicreligion

The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

mormonreligion

I know I'm an atheist but, GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!

atheistreligion

This atheist would love to be in YOUR foxhole…

atheistreligion

Can you say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life.

catholicreligion

I'd love to show you 50 shades of grace...

christianreligion

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

christianreligion

Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?

catholicreligion

WOW, nice mass

catholicreligion

His Iman is like his beard. It's full and perfect.

muslimreligion

Wanna see my Chastity Card?

catholicreligion

Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!

catholicreligion

Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!

mormonreligion

Guy - You look like my first wife. Girl - Really? How many wives have you had? Guy - None

mormonreligion

Are you the angel I have been praying for?

catholicreligion

We are all dancing in this divine play called life.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?

catholicreligion

Will you be my Vocation?

catholicreligion

Let me show you there is a God.

atheistreligion

A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

mormonreligion

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.

christianreligion

Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.

muslimreligion

My Guardian Angel thinks your cute

catholicreligion

Wanna re-create the Big Bang?

atheistreligion

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

mormonreligion

I'm into Tantra which views the woman as an aspect of your own infinite self.

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I thought perfect matches were only made in heaven, but I am glad I found mine right here in front of me.

catholicreligion

Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

muslimreligion

If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.

mormonreligion

You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a Catholic.

catholicreligion

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!

mormonreligion

Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don't believe in STDs.

atheistreligion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're so halal. Can I nikkah you?

muslimreligion

Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let's do that again!

christianreligion

Will my platinum visa cover your dowry?

muslimreligion

You know, they say Latin lovers are the most passionate…

catholicreligion

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

mormonreligion

When I'm not there when you wake up, that's just me playing god.

atheistreligion

You must be my angel cause you're the Answers to all my prayers.

catholicreligion

What are you Tolkien about?

catholicreligion

What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

mormonreligion

Are you lost ma'am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here!

mormonreligion

Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!

atheistreligion

I have been practicing my Sufjan songs. Wanna harmonize with me while we gaze at each other?

christianreligion

I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

muslimreligion

The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..”yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven”

catholicreligion

Well I was planning on knock you over and carry you home. But that's so prehistoric. So maybe you want to just get a drink?

atheistreligion

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

christianreligion

I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

muslimreligion

I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

christianreligion

In what kingdom shall we come?

atheistreligion

Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?

atheistreligion

You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

catholicreligion

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

christianreligion

I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.

mormonreligion

I totally predicted David over Goliath.

christianreligion

It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

muslimreligion

Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here

mormonreligion

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

christianreligion

Guy: there's no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I'm not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are!

catholicreligion

I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?

muslimreligion

Relax and awaken to your own divine being!

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Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

christianreligion

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.

christianreligion

So do you wanna like go to mass sometime?

catholicreligion

God must have spent a little more time on you!(from a song)

catholicreligion

Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there.

catholicreligion

Guy: I love this song. Girl: there is no music playing. Guy: Your voice is like music to my soul.

catholicreligion

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

catholicreligion

Your heart for worship is extremely attractive. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air... Gracious.

christianreligion

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

christianreligion

You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

christianreligion

Aye girl. Gimme Psalm of that.

christianreligion

What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

muslimreligion

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.

christianreligion

They say to love another person is to see the face of God. Well let me tell you, I think I am seeing His face

catholicreligion

The Gianna to my Pietro?

catholicreligion

Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?

muslimreligion

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

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Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?

atheistreligion

God was just showing off when he made you.

christianreligion

7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.

christianreligion

It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

muslimreligion

You must have fallen from heaven, because it doesn't exist.

atheistreligion

Are you a penitential season? Because I'd give up anything for you.

catholicreligion

Reincarnation is so great because here we are meeting again.

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Thankfully, there is no heaven or hell, because I have some deadly sins in mind.

atheistreligion

Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

muslimreligion

I would like to study the theology of your body.

catholicreligion

I am here for you.

catholicreligion

Wanna be a sister wife?

mormonreligion

May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?

catholicreligion

Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.

christianreligion

Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.

christianreligion

I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous.

mormonreligion

Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?

mormonreligion

I may not be Jesus, but you can still nail me.

atheistreligion

Are you a pastafarian? Because you have just been touched with noodly appendage.

atheistreligion

Baby are your legs a religion? Cause entire civilizations would worship them if you spread em.

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My vocations director said i should talk to you . . . .

catholicreligion

You cant play basketball with hijab on. Marry me and we'll go one on one our entire life.

muslimreligion

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

christianreligion

You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

mormonreligion

You used to pray on your knee all day? Let's try something new.

atheistreligion

Wanna come back to my place and try to evolve the species?

atheistreligion

You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray.

catholicreligion

Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

muslimreligion

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

christianreligion

You are a moment in my life story.

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Are you religious? Wanna drink with me and sleep in together Sunday morning.

atheistreligion

Have you ever prayed at a Drive-in Movie?

catholicreligion

I believe we are a perfect match, but will you come home with me so I can test my hypothesis.

atheistreligion

Hey, girl. When I first saw you, I was like و.

muslimreligion

We can be one with everything starting with you and me becoming one.

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I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

christianreligion

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

christianreligion

I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you.

mormonreligion

I have to wear sunglasses when I'm around you because your halo shines so bright.

christianreligion

Wanna join me for Evening Prayer?

catholicreligion

Excuse me, is this pew taken?

catholicreligion

Let go of your material possession and come to bed with me.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh? Girl responds: What? Weird question. Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

mormonreligion

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish MY thoughts unceasingly!

mormonreligion

There is no god, so no going to hell if we fuck.

atheistreligion

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

muslimreligion

Buddha said every relationship in your life is a reflection of you. I can see myself in your beautiful eyes.

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Pickup lines

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Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.

Can I covet your ass?

We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth!

How's your walk with the Lord? Let's share our hearts.

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.

You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

If I had I a vocation to the priesthood and I met you… I'd still go to the seminary.

I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.

Life is kind of a challenge. Want to do it with me?

If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!

If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.

When you shook my hand my world was filled with peace!

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my dad's number, so call him maybe?

You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

Not much… Wojtyla doing later?

Would you like to see my collection of bukharts?

You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.

My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.

So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?

Many are the women of proven worth, but you have surpassed them all…

Don't I know you from the pre-existence?

Are you baptismal regeneration? Because you make me feel like a new man.

Wanna go up to the roof… and pray?

Are you dead or alive? Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

(for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?

You can be the queen of my Hurs anyday.

Nice Bible.

Confess here often?

You like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together…

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child.

Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.

Evolution perfected itself when it made you.

Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

Guy: Shouldn't you be at confession? Girl: Why? Guy: Isn't stealing someone's heart against the 7th commandment?

God told me to come talk to you.

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream... the most precious of all.

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in Latin.

Have I met you before? (No) Not this lifetime? It must be our previous lifetime.

You can't spell EVOLVE without LOVE.

Wanna go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.

King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

Looks around girl's hijaab: Sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag.

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

You have great child bearing hips.

I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!

What!?!?, Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark!

Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….

I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you.

Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

Life is a process of constantly letting go. Let go of your new life and embrace the new one with me!

What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

Is that a copy of Origin of Species in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Nice genes. Want to go half on the baby?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan for us. I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"?

Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas)

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

Wanna go out for some Body and Blood?

KnockKnockKnock Can I show you the true missionary position?

(like the other one) Wanna pray with me? holds hands Lets start with a rosary…