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Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel's I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd sure shootin' put U and me together.

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Get in the truck, bitch!

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Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.

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Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.

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If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.

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Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.

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Hey baby, nice tooth.

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Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

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You sure have white teeth, you must brush them! (Redneck)

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You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

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Hey there, do you know I am named confederate Civil War general?

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If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

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Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing because I got a wrench and some screws just for you.

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God wants us to be together. That is why he gave us the same parents!

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I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flintstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

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I just sharted my pants. Can I get into yours?

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I bet your father was a good farmer, because you're one fine hoe

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Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.

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Let play taxidermy, I'll mount your rack and stuff your beaver.

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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

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Can I bum a chew?

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Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

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Oh, you live in the country......... I'd like to check you for ticks!

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Pull my finger.

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You go curves like a racetrack, and tonight, I'm gonna be your Ricky Bobby.

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Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

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Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?

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You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.

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I like my girls like my koolaid sweet and go down easy..

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My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.

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Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.

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Hey babe, nice legs. What time do they open?

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Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.

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I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

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Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!

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Nice tooth!

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My friend said you were great in bed.

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Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

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I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.

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I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Because I got the STD all I need is U

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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

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Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!

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I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

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I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.

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Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.

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You can't handle the tooth!

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You are like a large mouth bass...I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

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I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall.

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Like my belt buckle? (Why?) It would look better on your forehead!

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If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

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Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?

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Rednecks don't need pickup lines, because they got pick up trucks

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You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

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Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in them.

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