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Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

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I bet I can increase your dew point!

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I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

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Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

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Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?

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You can call me rain, because I'm going to be getting you wet tonight.

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Baby, make sure you've got enough sandbags, because the storm isn't the only one that's going to be flooding your basement.

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I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

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My umbrella will keep you dry but I'll keep you wet.

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The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?

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If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

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I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

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You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

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Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

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Are you a weeping angel?

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I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

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Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

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Want to see my lightning rod?

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I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

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I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

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You advect my moisture.

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She acts like summer and walks like rain.

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If you want to taste the rainbow, let's go back to my place.

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I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

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If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

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Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.

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I'd like to get on your waterspout.

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Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running

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If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

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I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

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I will make you wet, one way or the other.

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I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

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No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

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I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

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Do you want to collect my precipitation?

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Leave with me and I'll close your school tomorrow!

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Trust me, hang with me and I'll name a hurricane after you.

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The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.

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Feel the rush of my monsoon!

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I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

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There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

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There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

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Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

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Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

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Do I make you saturated?

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Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

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You can stand under my umbrella.

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I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

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Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

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Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

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Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

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Do you want to make out in the rain?

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If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

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Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your "head" any time you want.

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