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Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down.

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Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

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Babe, I see our point of connection.

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Can I tinker with your pipes?

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Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.

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Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.Plumber

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Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plansPlumber

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Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor.Plumber

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That is quite an elbow joint.Plumber

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Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

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I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

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I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

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I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.

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I suck at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

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Ready? The water is cumming.

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If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.

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Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

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Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.

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Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

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How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

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Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.

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Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.

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I hope you’re a plumber. Because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

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Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

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You have just the joint I need.

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Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.Plumber

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Let’s become a potty of two tonight.Plumber

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Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.

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Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.

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I wanna flush your pipes, baby.

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I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.Plumber

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I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.Plumber

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I want my pipes through your O-ring.

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How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

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You’re flooding my heart with emotions.Plumber

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Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.

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Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

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Want to see my tool?Plumber

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Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.

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Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.

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I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.

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I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

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Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

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You make me flushed.

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Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

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Plumber? I hardly even know her.Plumber

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I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.Plumber

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Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

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That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!Plumber

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You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.

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Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.Plumber

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I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.

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Wanna see my plunger?

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I hope your a plumber, because you got my pipe leaking.

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Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak.

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I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leakingPlumber

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Babe, don't leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

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Can I tinker with your pipes?Plumber

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I lay pipes the right way.

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I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.Plumber

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Forget about your ex, it's time for some serious repiping.

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You don't need to hire a plumber to take care of your plumbing. I got this.

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Nice fixtures.

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I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

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If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!Plumber

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Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.

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I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

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I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.

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I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

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I wanna flush your pipes, baby.Plumber

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I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger.Plumber

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I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

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Your nipples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

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Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.

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Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

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