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Yo ho! Bottle of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!

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Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!

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Just because one eye is patched doesn't mean I don't see how beautiful you are.

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Let's weigh anchor.

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Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

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Arg baby, Arg.

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RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

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Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'? 

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Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

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Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

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I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure

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Polly wants a crack-whore.

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It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

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See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby. 

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We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.

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I'll beat your armada any day.

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I'll be the captain if you be my first mate.

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Do ya' mind if the parrot watches? 

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You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for! 

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Not only do I have a ship, but it's a long one.

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Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

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Come dock in my port.

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You're guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank

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Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

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Well blow me down?

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At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

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Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

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You raise my Jolly Roger.

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It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.

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I'll bet you can't find my buried treasure. 

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Wanna see my Davie Jones?

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Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?

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You don't have to pay to get on board my ship.

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Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

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You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?

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Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

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That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

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To a pirate: That’s quite a booty you’ve got there.

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Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.

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I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.

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I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.

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So you're the new cabin boy, eh? 

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Come on up and see me urchins.

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I sure would like to pillage yer booty.

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WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest! 

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Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

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C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

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Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

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That is quite a booty you’ve got there. (Pirate)

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You blow my cannons.

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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!

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Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight. 

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Anchor's away.

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Baby, you unfurl my sails.

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You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)

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At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!

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Yo, ho! Bottle of rum? 

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Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

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So, tell me, why do they call ye, ""Cap'n Feathersword?"" (Female Pirate)

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Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrrrrrr you just happy to see me treasure chest?

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Call me a pirate and give me that booty

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Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

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Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!

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They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

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Let's get together and haul some keel.

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I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

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Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

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Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

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Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!

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I'd swab your deck any day.

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Let's walk the plank to an out of this world experience.

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I like me some pirate booty.

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

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I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

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If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.Pirate of Caribbean

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Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.

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Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

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How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

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Let's have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.

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Want to see my 9mm?

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You want to adjust my rigging?

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Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate)

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Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering? 

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One look at you and a shiver went up me timber

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That's some treasure chest you've got there.

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If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there) Now that we're like this, may i escort you to the dance floor?

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Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!

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That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

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That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)

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Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

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Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

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I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!

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You can sail my seven seas. 

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Wanna shiver me timbers?

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I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!General

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Are you a space pirate? Because your booty is out of this world.

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I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

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You can lock my in your brig, baby.

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I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

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Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

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What are YOU doing here? (Female Pirate)

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Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?

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Can I wear your patch ?

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I'll pillage your ship!

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All hands on deck!

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I'll let you in on a big secret... that's no peg leg!

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Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

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I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

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Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?

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That's not an echo, my parrot thinks you're sexy too.

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Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?

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