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You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleepday!

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I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.

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Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

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Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you.

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It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

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It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

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Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

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Happy Titty Tuesdays! Flash me now!

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Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.

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Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

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Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

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Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

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Who cares about class on Friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.

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Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.

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Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

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Babe, in case you miss me last night, it's me seductive Sunday!

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Didn't you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW!

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Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

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You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

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Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

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Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday!

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It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!

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Do you know it is Titty Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and suck on your sexy boobs.

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Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?

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Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

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Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!

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Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!

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If ya got them, Flaunt them! It's Flash Friday!

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Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

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Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy Wetnesday

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Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

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Wanna get a taste of free tap Friday?

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Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.

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Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!

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Freaky Friday! Hell I'm just glad it's Friday.

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Without you everyday is Monday.

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Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday!

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I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!

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