If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.
When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you. When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you. When I caught this salmon, we ate it together. And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have sex tonight.
It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!