pencil pickup lines

Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.

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Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

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Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.

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Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.

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Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

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Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

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This iPencil is not the only thing that I know how to use.

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Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

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Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

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Are u a pencil? Because you should definitely let me sharpen ya.

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Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.

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Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

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Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

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Life without you is like a broken pencil...... pointless.

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Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!

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Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.

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I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.

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Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.

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Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Because you got a NiCE AsS.

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Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.

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You a pencil? Because you were made to be mine.

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Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.

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Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

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Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.

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If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

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Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?

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Can I borrow your pencil? Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

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Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

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Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

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Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.

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If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

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Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

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Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener. Because my pencil really needs sharpening.

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Girl, you must be a pencil, because you really lead me on.

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Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.

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You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

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Are you a sharpener. Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you.

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Girl, are you a pencil? Because I would pen-itrate you any time.

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Are you a pencil sharpener? Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.

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Are you a Crayon? Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it.

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Are you a mechanical pencil? Because I’ll never have a dull moment with you

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