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Baby, I can’t opt you out of my mind.

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Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session?

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My reach is wide and deep, do you want a taste?

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Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone.

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Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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How would you like to make a 100% deliverability rate to my heart?

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Girl, you got a sweet reach.

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You must be an inbound marketer…cause you sure attracted me!

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My love for you is like an infinite scroll…it’s never-ending.

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Do you care about frequency or recency? Because I can do you as often as you need, and as soon as you need it.

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Do you prefer cross-selling or upselling? Because I can satisfy all of your whole body needs.

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You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.

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If you give me your email address, I’ll give you an open rate you will enjoy.

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All I think all day is how your name fits in my broad match keywords.

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You make a great first impression, but what I really want to know is your click through rate

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You are my final URL.

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You’re really into PPC? What a coincidence; I’m really into PVC

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Where is the Like button for your smile?

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I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

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What do you say we opt-out of here and opt back to my place?

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Babe, your optimization score is 10.0.

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If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you.

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When I look at you, I want to share more than revenue.

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Want to see how far my deep linking goes?

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Are you Shopify? Because I want to explore all of your plugins.

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I am in love with you at your title and description.

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Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

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Girl, are you a online shopping cart that I have abandoned? Because I am seeing you everywhere.

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Are you a micro influencer? Because you got the power to convert.

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Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.

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I don't know who you are, but I know you are hot and single. So I will find you and retarget you.

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Girl are you a smart ad campaign, because I sure think that you are worth every penny.

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You must be a paid search expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.

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Now I see why unicorns follow you everywhere…because you are a perfect quality score of 10.

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My love for you is an endless session duration.

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Me without you is like a marketer without analytics…lost, visionless, and confused.

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All my dating campaigns have been worthwhile because I have reached you.

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Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.

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Your beauty deserves Likes, shares, comments, and more.

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Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

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Optin to my bed, and I will show you a great user experience.

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You got my conversion at first sight.

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Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.

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Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.

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No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.

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So, what is the top conversion path to get you scream in bed?

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Girl are you into multichannel approach? Because I would like to enter you in as many ways as I can.

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Just give me a call to action button, and I will provide you with a customer of a lifetime value.

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You are much better than jailbait, you are my clickbait.

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I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

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Too soon? Maybe I will retarget you at another time.

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When ours eyes met, we had a 100% click rate.

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Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

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Girl, you are the only exact match that I need.

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You got the online coupon to my heart.

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Babe, you have clickbaited me at first sight.

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You’re so beautiful; you don’t even need an Instagram filter.

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If you take me out for a romantic dinner I’ll guarantee a good ROI.

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You don’t have to leave that ad blocker on for me, because babe, we are exact matches.

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Do you want a piece of this cookie? Because I would follow you everywhere.

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I’d like to see if your spam can make it through my filter

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There is no frequency cap on how often I think about you.

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I will never abandon your shopping cart.

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I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

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If you were a piece of content, I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

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Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression.

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