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I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.

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Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?

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I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!

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What do you say we get out of here and do some rhythmic gymnastics?

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Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.

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If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.

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If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set something up in the near future.

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I can be your coxswain

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You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart

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Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.

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You have a really nice backside.... 360

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I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.

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It doesn't matter how you do in your competition, you'll finish first after a night with me.

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Girl... tonight you can be like Canada's medal count... On the top

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I've got the biggest torch in sochi and I'm looking for someone to blow it out

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Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!

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Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water

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I always go for the goal in the sack!

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Hey, wanna be part of my qualifying heat?

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I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.

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Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?

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They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.

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Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.

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I may be Russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?

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If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back

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How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.

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Want to become my new personal best?

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Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.

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Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather dance with you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

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Hey girl are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!

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There's a place where I don't get any deductions, come home with me and find out.

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Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that...

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The slopes aren't the only thing I'm going down on tonight

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No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.

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You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

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I see London, I see France, I want to see you without pants!

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Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.

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You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for

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Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

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Wow boy, you kill it!

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I'm Hungary for your kisses!

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I'm American, think I can win you over

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Your legs must be tired because you've been speed skating through my mind all night.

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Why don't you give me a poke with your saber?

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I can show you how to row the boat

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Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.

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Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold Medal

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Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.

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I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.

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Let's have a drink for America and see what happens next

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I'll take good care of your baton

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I know how to work the bar, I think I can take you.

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I like the benchwarmers, sure they could keep me warm at night too

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People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.

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Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.

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You'll be falling on something harder than the ice tonight.

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Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile

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Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.

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You're totes an ace

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Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you

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Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

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Boy, I'm an Olympian. Why? Because I always go for gold in the bedroom!

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You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!

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Don't worry ladies. I only come first once every 4 years.

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I know how to get a leg up on the competition

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I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!

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I never have a false start.

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When I'm done with you, you'll finish like the fireworks at the opening ceremony!

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The snow report says there is 6" out there, But come with me and I'll show you 12"!

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