object-things pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a garbage disposal? Because I wanna stick my meat in you.

trash-garbageobject-things

Babe, are you a toaster? I want to heat up my loaf inside you tonight.

toasterobject-things

Just like the boat, my heart swings back and forth to the oceans every time I see you.

boatobject-things

I’m not Fred Flintstone. But I bet I could make your bed rock.

rockobject-things

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

rosesobject-things

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.

package-deliveryobject-things

Want to play agent and fondle my package?

package-deliveryobject-things

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue. I will do anything just to have you

rosesobject-things

Roses are Red and Tulips are Tulips. I can’t get my mind off your two lips.

tulipobject-things

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

band-aidobject-things

If I were your gardener...I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together.

tulipobject-things

Are you a spooky scary skeleton? Because I wanna send a shiver down your spine.

skeletonobject-things

Roses are red, you're so great...Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date.

rosesobject-things

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree. I’d put my nuts in you.

treeobject-things

My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin' hot.

glassesobject-things

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

cell-phoneobject-things

I put the 'pump' in pumpkin pie.

pumpkinobject-things

Is that a package or are you just happy to see me?

package-deliveryobject-things

Roses are red, my face is too...That only happens when I am with you.

rosesobject-things

Hey girl, are you a snare drum because I want to carry you.

drumobject-things

You so hot you just rocked my socks off.

socksobject-things

I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.

package-deliveryobject-things

You’ve got my heart beating louder than a powwow drum right now!

drumobject-things

I feel like a tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!

treeobject-things

Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

gunsobject-things

I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.

cell-phoneobject-things

Roses aren't the only thing that will prick you tonight.

rosesobject-things

Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.

package-deliveryobject-things

I am just a small rock before I met you. Your love has made me bigger and boulder.

rockobject-things

I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?

cameraobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.

cell-phoneobject-things

What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

cell-phoneobject-things

What do we have in common as socks? We can be mated.

socksobject-things

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop? Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you.

cuddleobject-things

We break stick not hearts and we can bang all night.

drumobject-things

Roses or Daisies my love?

rosesobject-things

Do you have a camera? No? That's okay, I can still picture us together.

cameraobject-things

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow. I’m good in bed, will you be my bedfellow?

rosesobject-things

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

pencilobject-things

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

treeobject-things

Are you a mirror? Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like.

mirrorobject-things

You're gourdgeous.

pumpkinobject-things

You would make a great pair of socks, because you fit just right.

socksobject-things

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

pumpkinobject-things

Can I put my gun in your holster?

gunsobject-things

I’m going to list myself as 'hot blonde' in your phone, so you remember who I am.

cell-phoneobject-things

Do you have a band-aid? Because I hurt my leg when I fell for you.

band-aidobject-things

I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.

boatobject-things

Babe I love your guns. I want to fill you up with my projectiles.

gunsobject-things

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

rosesobject-things

When I see you my main sail rise.

boatobject-things

Are you a wifi mesh? Because I feel your love everywhere I go.

wifiobject-things

If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips next to my tulips.

tulipobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have class, therefore I want your ass.

rosesobject-things

Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.

pencilobject-things

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

cell-phoneobject-things

Remove all your worries in life, throw them in the sea and let them sink deeply at the bottom.

boatobject-things

You've got great lenses . . . I'd love to focus them sometime!

cameraobject-things

Are you a pair of socks. Wool will have a great time together.

socksobject-things

Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.

treeobject-things

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

skeletonobject-things

Let this boat be our shelter under the stars.

boatobject-things

Girl, can I put some boat fuel into your tank?

boatobject-things

I can finally cut my electric bill! Your smile will light up my every room.

lightobject-things

I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

cell-phoneobject-things

Can I borrow your cell phone. I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

cell-phoneobject-things

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

drumobject-things

Is your wifi signal strong enough? Or do I need to move my extender closer to you?

wifiobject-things

Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

gunsobject-things

Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.

pencilobject-things

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

treeobject-things

Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to hand you my bones.

skeletonobject-things

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

pumpkinobject-things

Are you band aid? Because you make my hurt feel better.

band-aidobject-things

Babe, did you throw a piece of garbage? Because I am ready to get down and dirty.

trash-garbageobject-things

You got the goods, babe I'd motor boat you any time.

boatobject-things

Are you a light? Because you brighten my day.

lightobject-things

Can I have a band aid? Because you should patch me up after you stole my heart.

band-aidobject-things

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

boatobject-things

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

package-deliveryobject-things

Roses are red violets are blue I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

rosesobject-things

Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.

rosesobject-things

Hey, I like your socks. Wanna come to my place?

socksobject-things

Help, I’m trapped in your rose bush and I’m feeling all thorny.

rosesobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue.

rosesobject-things

I wonder if your package would fit in this tight door slot.

package-deliveryobject-things

Girl are you a percussionist? Because I'll bang you like a drum.

drumobject-things

Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.

pencilobject-things

I wish half of the stars in the sky would shine as brightly as your eyes.

starobject-things

Mind pulling up your selfie camera real quick? Because I'd love to show you my world.

cameraobject-things

Babe are you a pumpkin baby? Because daddy jack is here to make you mine.

pumpkinobject-things

Without you in my life is like a boat without a crew, it is directionless meaningless.

boatobject-things

Baby, you're the light in my corona.

lightobject-things

Babe, you send me good vibes and my sticks so hard to break your drum.

drumobject-things

Girl, I want to wing you tonight.

boatobject-things

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

treeobject-things

Girl are you a band aid? Because taking you off me hurts like hell.

band-aidobject-things

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are You A Tug Boat? Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

boatobject-things

I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

boatobject-things

Call me Galena, because I'll leave residue all over your fingers

rockobject-things

Girl, you put the motorboat in your boat tank fuel.

boatobject-things

You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like a superhero.

glassesobject-things

I know we aren’t socks. But I think we make a great pair.

socksobject-things

Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.

pencilobject-things

If you were a tree, you must be an evergreen because you look good all year round.

treeobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, I bet that pussy is too.

rosesobject-things

Do you usually take out the trash? Then it shouldn't be so hard to take me out.

trash-garbageobject-things

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could suck the sap out of.

treeobject-things

Are you a toaster? Because you're turning me from soft to hard real quick.

toasterobject-things

I fall in love with you but when I come too deeply it drowns me.

boatobject-things

Are you a pair of glasses? Because you make me focus on what is important before me.

glassesobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

rosesobject-things

Do you like cuddling? Me, too. We should do it together sometime.

cuddleobject-things

Girl, you are so hot you cock and reload my gun with just a look.

gunsobject-things

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

cell-phoneobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, how much I love you is beyond your clue.

rosesobject-things

You like tulips? How about putting tulips on mine?

tulipobject-things

Babe, I need sunglasses when I see you, because our future is so bright.

glassesobject-things

Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!

starobject-things

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some pussy tonight.

boatobject-things

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening? How about you plant your tulips on mine?

tulipobject-things

Girl, nice delivery. I want to inspect your package before receiving.

package-deliveryobject-things

I saw your bf and went to shake his hand but I hit a mirror.

mirrorobject-things

Girl, you look like a safe place. I want to drop my anchor into your island.

boatobject-things

SquashGoals.

pumpkinobject-things

Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Because you can rock my boat all night long.

boatobject-things

I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

boatobject-things

If I had a dime piece every time I think of you. I'd be a millionaire.

dimeobject-things

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

skeletonobject-things

I must be a pumpkin, because you’ve carved a smile into my face.

pumpkinobject-things

Roses are red, so come to my bed.

rosesobject-things

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

socksobject-things

Girl, I want to wear you like my glasses, one leg over each ear.

glassesobject-things

I’m a drummer, and I can teach you. I could even let you use my stick.

drumobject-things

Can you give me your number so I can PHONE you?

cell-phoneobject-things

Want to come back to my mansion and check out my gun collection?

gunsobject-things

The tree of life just called, it wants your sweetness behind.

treeobject-things

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

boatobject-things

I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.

treeobject-things

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick mine down your throat.

boatobject-things

You're the most effective gun in my base of fire.

gunsobject-things

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common. -both good for cuddling, -both dress appropriately, -both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight 😉

cuddleobject-things

Out of all the stars in this club, you are the only star pointing me the way.

starobject-things

Roses are red. Tomatoes are red too, everything is red, like my love for you.

rosesobject-things

Are you a sharpener. Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you.

pencilobject-things

Are you a camera? Because we can take this to my place and see what develops.

cameraobject-things

Girl, you so hot that I want to name my boat after you.

boatobject-things

I just want to c_ddle, but I can't because I am missing U.

cuddleobject-things

Did I tell you I'm writing a book? It's a phone book and it's missing your number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Your skeleton with be better next to my bed.

skeletonobject-things

Roses are red, my lips are blue. My heart began to beat, when I see you.

rosesobject-things

Girl, I've never been lost at sea, but you making me feel lost tonight.

boatobject-things

Do I have to sign for your package?

package-deliveryobject-things

Are you into rocks? Because I have something hard for you.

rockobject-things

I will not get tired of sailing this boat until I reach you for you are my life.

boatobject-things

I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left. Will you take me out?

trash-garbageobject-things

Nice guns.

gunsobject-things

If not for the sun you would be my brightest spot on earth.

lightobject-things

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

socksobject-things

You got wifi on the go? Because I want to connect to you on the go.

wifiobject-things

I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

socksobject-things

I have to check if my camera is on auto focus because you are making everything else out-of-focus.

cameraobject-things

Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?

trash-garbageobject-things

I've got a loaded-gun that you can cock and pull.

gunsobject-things

Got a toaster? Because your beautify is shocking me.

toasterobject-things

Hey girl you look sad. Wanna cuddle?

cuddleobject-things

Babe are you wifi? Because you are the one I look forward to everywhere I go.

wifiobject-things

Roses are red, sunflowers are yellow. Both are beautiful but I prefer you.

rosesobject-things

Babe, are you ready to take my pumpkin?

pumpkinobject-things

How you bin doing?

trash-garbageobject-things

Girl, as soon as you blow, this sail boat is going to sail.

boatobject-things

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you a mud rock, because you sure look fine to me.

rockobject-things

Got pumpkin? Because I want to pump our future kin into you.

pumpkinobject-things

I always practice good seamanship.

boatobject-things

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

treeobject-things

The first time ever I saw your face I saw the stars in your eyes.

starobject-things

Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put 'mine'.

cell-phoneobject-things

If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.

rosesobject-things

My world without you is like a night sky without stars.

starobject-things

If i were a drum. I'd let you bang me all night until the neighbors complain.

drumobject-things

I want to put my boner into your pants.

skeletonobject-things

Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.

mirrorobject-things

I may just have a pistol, but I know how to use it.

gunsobject-things

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

starobject-things

Roses are okay, violets are fine. You be the 6 and I’ll be the 9.

rosesobject-things

Babe, with you, I don't need to bring my paddle to your motorboat.

boatobject-things

You remind me of the sun. Because your light shines on me.

lightobject-things

Save a drum, bang a drummer!

drumobject-things

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to shove French bread into you.

toasterobject-things

What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together.

gunsobject-things

Are you a toaster? Because you are the hottest thing that I have eaten from.

toasterobject-things

Ever partied at a skeleton show?

skeletonobject-things

You know what's faster than the speed of light? My heart when I think of you.

lightobject-things

I love pumpkin spice a latte.

pumpkinobject-things

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

mirrorobject-things

Girl I got the strong wifi router, because I will extend my signal into your device anytime.

wifiobject-things

I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

pumpkinobject-things

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

boatobject-things

Bone up.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a Sunfish? Because I’d like to find out how tight your cockpit is.

boatobject-things

Girl, you have stolen my drum stick, because you are hard to beat.

drumobject-things

I'd say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.

pumpkinobject-things

Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.

pencilobject-things

Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?

pencilobject-things

Are you my glasses? Because I always hate it when I lose you.

glassesobject-things

I could use some spare change and you're a dime that I can use.

dimeobject-things

Are you rocks? Because I am a geologist that will date you any time.

rockobject-things

My skeleton want to party with yours.

skeletonobject-things

Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.

pumpkinobject-things

Hey baby, what are your skeletons wearing?

skeletonobject-things

I'll lower my guns if you lower yours first.

gunsobject-things

Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we fuck type?

cuddleobject-things

We are not socks, but we would make a great pair.

socksobject-things

Damn girl, are you a pumpkin? Because you gourd it going on!

pumpkinobject-things

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

boatobject-things

Are you a tree? Because I would love to piss on u.

treeobject-things

You rock me to my core.

rockobject-things

You must be my missing glasses, you help me see this world in a better and beautiful way.

glassesobject-things

I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized my reasons are infinite.

starobject-things

Love is hard, so is writing. And so will you when we’re cuddling.

cuddleobject-things

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

mirrorobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. I cry myself to sleep dreaming of you.

rosesobject-things

If we’d share a garden, we’d put our tulips together.

tulipobject-things

Girl, you made me into a skeleton? Because I just got a boner seeing you.

skeletonobject-things

You can climb my mast anytime!

boatobject-things

Babe I am a skeleton. I am bone to be wild.

skeletonobject-things

Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.

starobject-things

I know I'm trash. But will you be my trash bin?

trash-garbageobject-things

Everyone socks except you.

socksobject-things

Babe are you compost bin? Because I want to put my organic material inside you.

trash-garbageobject-things

We are all like a boat. We keep on sailing that waves don’t matter anymore.

boatobject-things

Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

cuddleobject-things

You must be a ship, because you have always been on my radar.

boatobject-things

You are like the stars at night. Because you make pure darkness seems alright.

starobject-things

Did you drop something? Here's my phone number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you a camera comeback: Whenever I look at you, I close my eyes.

cameraobject-things

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change? A dime like you could be the change I need.

dimeobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn't date you!

rosesobject-things

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

pencilobject-things

I'm dying for you to bone me.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a pencil sharpener? Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.

pencilobject-things

I thought I counted all the change in the register. But I seemed to have missed a dime.

dimeobject-things

Your skeleton's missing something! Mind if I give you a bone?

skeletonobject-things

Girl, asking you out is like taking off band aid. Should I peel off slowly, or rip off quickly?

band-aidobject-things

This ship could take you a thousand miles and could take you toward my heart.

boatobject-things

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you. I'd have one dime …because baby, you never left my mind.

dimeobject-things

Girl are you a light bulb? Because I am a moth.

lightobject-things

I really like your hands. They would complement my shirt when we cuddle.

cuddleobject-things

Wanna bone?

skeletonobject-things

Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.

cuddleobject-things

Are you from the sun? Because you light up my world!

lightobject-things

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

treeobject-things

I've got something you can catch.

boatobject-things

You got boat? Because I saw you in my wet dream.

boatobject-things

Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

starobject-things

Rose's are red, violets are blue. Poems are stupid, let me get inside you.

rosesobject-things

Babe, do you have a pumpkin? Because your beauty totally caught me off gourd.

pumpkinobject-things

Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my day.

lightobject-things

Do you wear glasses? Maybe you should take them off and have a blind date with me.

glassesobject-things

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about how you sail you.

boatobject-things

You got a light switch? Because you know how to turn me on.

lightobject-things

Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

trash-garbageobject-things

Hey baby, I love how you are like sedimentary rock. I just want to go deeper and deeper into your layers.

rockobject-things

If you join this drum circle you’re sure to get a good bang.

drumobject-things

You are the star in my life, to get to you I need to keep raise my bar.

starobject-things

Forget about drum rolls, how about we do bed sheets roll.

drumobject-things

Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

boatobject-things

Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

pencilobject-things

Hey baby, I'll have you cummingtonite if you stick your dickite into my borehole.

rockobject-things

Are you the Dustbin? Because I wanna put all my junk in you!

trash-garbageobject-things

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

lightobject-things

I'd let you handle my guns anytime you want

gunsobject-things

Babe, want to go for a ride on my big dinghy?

boatobject-things

You're the pumpkin spice to my latte.

pumpkinobject-things

Wanna see my 21 inch gun?

gunsobject-things

I think there's something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

cell-phoneobject-things

Can I borrow your pencil? Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

pencilobject-things

Mirror mirror on the wall. You are the finest of them all.

mirrorobject-things

Row row row you boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

boatobject-things

Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

cell-phoneobject-things

Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

pencilobject-things

You know what they say about drummers... They like to bang.

drumobject-things

Pumpkin pi.

pumpkinobject-things

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

lightobject-things

Hello there, you should use your butt, not your back.

boatobject-things

Do you need a band aid? Because it must hurt when you fell from heaven.

band-aidobject-things

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

gunsobject-things

I don’t have any pumpkins this year. Wanna be mine?

pumpkinobject-things

Let's play the smashing pumpkins.

pumpkinobject-things

I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

cuddleobject-things

Are you wifi? Because I cannot live without you.

wifiobject-things

If you gave me your number, I’d give you something even better.

cell-phoneobject-things

You must be brand new socks, because it’s a struggle to get inside you.

socksobject-things

Let’s rock n roll in the sheets.

rockobject-things

Of all the rocks in all the mountains. I'd pick you.

rockobject-things

Hey girl, are you a cell phone. Because I just want to look at you and touch you all night long.

cell-phoneobject-things

Girl you got light? Because I want to turn you on in the dark.

lightobject-things

Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

cuddleobject-things

Babe, are you a toaster? Because you are steamy and hot on the inside.

toasterobject-things

Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.

boatobject-things

I lost my Teddy, can I cuddle with you?

cuddleobject-things

Want to bounce my pole up?

boatobject-things

Don't worry. I always carry a filter with me if you are worried about protection.

cameraobject-things

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

tulipobject-things

Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket. Because I can see myself in your pants.

mirrorobject-things

Are you a captain of a ship? Because I want to become the captain of our own destiny.

boatobject-things

The manager told me to take the trash out. So are we going or what?

trash-garbageobject-things

I might not have inches. But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean.

boatobject-things

Stop lighting me up. I'm gonna explode!

lightobject-things

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch Netflix and cuddle, eh.

cuddleobject-things

Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.

rosesobject-things

Hey baby, are you a tree? Because I wanna hug you.

treeobject-things

Man we steppin' out like whoaaa, cameras point and shoot. Ask me what's my best side? I step back and point at you.

cameraobject-things

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

skeletonobject-things

Hey pumpkin sweetheart – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

pumpkinobject-things

True love can never be captured by camera.

cameraobject-things

I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

cuddleobject-things

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

mirrorobject-things

Do you boat? Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

boatobject-things

You will love my gun. Want to shoot it with your fingers?

gunsobject-things

Even though we don't see the stars out in the sky tonight, you are still shining like one.

starobject-things

You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

gunsobject-things

If every star in the night sky was to disappear. I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date

starobject-things

Be my drum and I'll bang you with my stick tonight.

drumobject-things

I think something's wrong with my targetted camera, cause I can't take my eyes of you.

cameraobject-things

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert some fresh toast into you and eat you for breakfast.

toasterobject-things

Can I borrow your glasses? Because I want to share my life's vision with you.

glassesobject-things

Are you able to hold my dragon bone?

skeletonobject-things

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

pumpkinobject-things

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

socksobject-things

Girl, you are so hot, I need to inspect your package for any explosives or hazardous materials inside.

package-deliveryobject-things

Quads. We can bang in four different tones.

drumobject-things

Are you getting shipped? Because you’re the whole package.

package-deliveryobject-things

Girl, I want to bury my skeleton into your graveyard any night.

skeletonobject-things

I had to make my aperture smaller because you are gorgeously bright.

cameraobject-things

Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.

cameraobject-things

Hey baby, we don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.

rockobject-things

Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.

toasterobject-things

Roses are red, violets are violet. Here is my number why don’t you dial it?

rosesobject-things

Cuddling creates the strongest emotional connection with those you like.

cuddleobject-things

I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?

cell-phoneobject-things

I'll let you raise my spin pole.

boatobject-things

Are you a pumpkin? Because I am going to jack you up tonight.

pumpkinobject-things

Babe are you Christmas socks? Because I want to stuff my candy cane into your stockings.

socksobject-things

I left my Wi-Fi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot.

wifiobject-things

Once you get on my boat, you will never need another vessel.

boatobject-things

Are you a package? Because I want your tracking number tonight.

package-deliveryobject-things

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you a pumpkin? Because I wanna stick a candle in your hole to brighten up your smile!

pumpkinobject-things

Girl, did you steal my drum stick? Because my heart missed a beat when I saw you.

drumobject-things

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you glasses, cuz I'd love if you would sit on my face all day.

glassesobject-things

Do you have a wifi repeater? Or do I need to stay closer to you?

wifiobject-things

I have a phone, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

cell-phoneobject-things

Girl, I'm hollow inside until I met you.

pumpkinobject-things

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

skeletonobject-things

If Beauty Were Sunlight, You’d Shine From A Million Light-Years Away.

lightobject-things

Babe I am wifi, because I will make your wishes come true and entertain you all night long.

wifiobject-things

I’ve loved you ever since our tulips first met.

tulipobject-things

Are you a gun? Because I wanna put you in my mouth.

gunsobject-things

Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.

treeobject-things

Are you a boat? Because you need some captain to enter your pit.

boatobject-things

Hey girl, I can cuddle you like I cuddle dogs

cuddleobject-things

You so gneiss, I will never take you for granite.

rockobject-things

Babe, you make me into a skeleton. Because you see right through me for loving you.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a mechanical pencil? Because I’ll never have a dull moment with you

pencilobject-things

Let the gourd times roll!

pumpkinobject-things

Girl I want to be your glasses, so I could be on top of your face 24/7.

glassesobject-things

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

skeletonobject-things

You are the light that I have been searching for.

lightobject-things

Are you a skeleton for Halloween? Because I sure want to bone you.

skeletonobject-things

Would you like a drink before receiving my package?

package-deliveryobject-things

I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

cuddleobject-things

I wanna live in your socks. So i can be with you every step of .the way

socksobject-things

Pumpkin spice and chill?

pumpkinobject-things

I'm not much for boats. But I can see myself in a ship with you.

boatobject-things

Do you like it when It gets rough and high? Babe you know how to use the head.

boatobject-things

Girl, I don't have a boat. But I got better ride to get you to paradise.

boatobject-things

You're the only thing about this ride worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

cell-phoneobject-things

I’m a piece of trash. If you care about the environment you should pick me up.

trash-garbageobject-things

Would you want to try an Australian cuddle? It is like a French kiss.

cuddleobject-things

If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you I would only have ten cents. Because no one is as pretty as you.

dimeobject-things

Babe, I am a band-aid, and I am about to fix your pain.

band-aidobject-things

Hug and cuddle won't be the same, without U.

cuddleobject-things

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

rosesobject-things

Here's a picture of my girlfriend. *holds up a mirror*.

mirrorobject-things

Hey girl, are you a wither skeleton? Because I want your head.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a palm tree? Because I really want those dates

treeobject-things

I've never used a cum sock before. Would you be my first

socksobject-things

You look good with skeletons.

skeletonobject-things

You are the catchlight of my eyes.

cameraobject-things

Hey girl, are you a neutron star? Because time slows down when I'm near you, and you're hot.

starobject-things

Girl are you my eye glasses? Because I can't see my future without you

glassesobject-things

If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.

rosesobject-things

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

package-deliveryobject-things

We have a connection stronger than our wifi.

wifiobject-things

If ya wanna ride, I have plenty of rope to tie you up with later.

boatobject-things

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

pumpkinobject-things

Your tulips bloom for me.

tulipobject-things

Are u a pencil? Because you should definitely let me sharpen ya.

pencilobject-things

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

rockobject-things

I must get a new pair of glasses, because I cannot believe how beautiful you are.

glassesobject-things

You’re cute. Can I have your number?

cell-phoneobject-things

These dark clouds and strong wind could not hinder my boat in coming to you my love.

boatobject-things

Babe, you are a skeleton to me. Because I love every bone in your body.

skeletonobject-things

This skeleton wants some flesh on my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Do you like the fantastic 4? Because I have something that's rock hard going down.

rockobject-things

Who wants to see my stimulus package!

package-deliveryobject-things

Continue to row your boat until you come to the destination you desire.

boatobject-things

Girl, you want to see how I can harden up on demand?

boatobject-things

If you had the same amount of money of your cellphone number.. How much would that be?

cell-phoneobject-things

Girl you so sexy, I can feel you in my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Rub me until my light comes out.

lightobject-things

You packin' something bigger than this lens?

cameraobject-things

How can I plan our wedding without your number?

cell-phoneobject-things

I Am the Pumpkin King.

pumpkinobject-things

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all my light is shining on you.

lightobject-things

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

gunsobject-things

Take care of this boat for it will surely take care of you during the stormy nights.

boatobject-things

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

treeobject-things

Girl, I am a drummer, and I about to beat your bush with my drumsticks.

drumobject-things

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

drumobject-things

I'd sit in a pumpkin patch with you any night.

pumpkinobject-things

Girl, I want to go cuddling but I’m drowned in your eyes.

cuddleobject-things

I don’t care if you make six digits. I just want your seven digits.

cell-phoneobject-things

I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

starobject-things

You absolutely rock my world. You must be a perfect 10 on the Richter Scale.

rockobject-things

You got the harbor. I got the boat. What say we tie up for the night?

boatobject-things

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

rosesobject-things

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

package-deliveryobject-things

Want to play a game? Winner gets the loser’s phone number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Oops, I lost my number, may I have yours instead?

cell-phoneobject-things

Would you like to sip on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night?

boatobject-things

Stand in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

mirrorobject-things

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

cell-phoneobject-things

Would you do it for a rare dime?

dimeobject-things

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

package-deliveryobject-things

You up for some boning later?

skeletonobject-things

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

package-deliveryobject-things

Damn baby, Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

cell-phoneobject-things

You look like you can make my pistol into a shot gun.

gunsobject-things

Give me your phone number, I bet it would look better on my phone than in your head.

cell-phoneobject-things

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

treeobject-things

Girl I am a band aid, I will cover you tonight.

band-aidobject-things

Come to my place on October 31st. Pumpkins aren’t the only ones getting their insides rearranged this Halloween 😉

pumpkinobject-things

Are you a drummer? Because you know the beat of my heart.

drumobject-things

Trust me if I say you are my rock, I really dig you out of the ground.

rockobject-things

Hey girl, are a sock? Because I want to wear you and we can go places.

socksobject-things

Girl, you could ride my boat of love any time.

boatobject-things

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

gunsobject-things

Are you a bowman? Because I’d love to see you blow the guy.

boatobject-things

Are you into geology? Because your body rocks.

rockobject-things

Do you know how to clean a gun?

gunsobject-things

You so hot I feel that I am gourd out of my mind

pumpkinobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

rosesobject-things

Babe you got any change? Because you are a fine dime piece.

dimeobject-things

Is your wifi down? It's OK because my signal goes up for you.

wifiobject-things

Girl, are you a drum? Because I got a stick in my hand to make love music with you.

drumobject-things

If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as your eyes, then they'd be really pretty.

starobject-things

Are you a skeleton? Because I want to put some flesh into you.

skeletonobject-things

You a pencil? Because you were made to be mine.

pencilobject-things

Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced? Because I only date dimes.

dimeobject-things

Girl, check out my gun and I will show you some pump action.

gunsobject-things

Babe, I got the perfect camera, now I just need all night long to get you perfects shots.

cameraobject-things

Babe, forget about pick up lines. You could accept my package tonight.

package-deliveryobject-things

Are you a thief? Because you stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

starobject-things

Girl. You condition my guns.

gunsobject-things

You Really Struck a Gourd With Me.

pumpkinobject-things

Hey, so I play drums for a living if you want a good pound.

drumobject-things

You'll be receiving a package soon.

package-deliveryobject-things

Are you a bonehead? Because I want to put my boner into your head.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

pencilobject-things

Are you a pumpkin ? Because I'm looking to smash.

pumpkinobject-things

Hey babe, are you a camera with broken lens? Because damn, I can’t focus.

cameraobject-things

I like my women like my socks. Wet.

socksobject-things

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

cuddleobject-things

There are many ways to light up a room and you are one of them.

lightobject-things

Do not be on the rocks, be on my bed instead.

rockobject-things

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

treeobject-things

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.

pumpkinobject-things

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

cell-phoneobject-things

You have an amazing smile! Probably because of your tulips.

tulipobject-things

Are you a garbage truck? Because I am trash looking for some fun.

trash-garbageobject-things

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

tulipobject-things

Are you the Goddess of Life? Because you just made my tree grow.

treeobject-things

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

treeobject-things

Are you a skeleton? Because I wanna bone you.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, I got the package. It's bigger on the inside.

package-deliveryobject-things

Girl, do you have a big trash bin? Because you will need that to fit all my junk.

trash-garbageobject-things

Your boat must be leaking. Need any holes bunged up?

boatobject-things

I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and sturdy.

glassesobject-things

Babe, are you a garbage dump? Because I want to dump my junk inside you.

trash-garbageobject-things

We're out of dimes in the register, can you get some more? We got a beautiful one right here.

dimeobject-things

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the 'best ever cuddle' title?

cuddleobject-things

Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

cell-phoneobject-things

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

wifiobject-things

Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

cuddleobject-things

This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

glassesobject-things

I was a lonely sock until I met you. Now the pair is complete.

socksobject-things

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

gunsobject-things

I want to be your socks, so you can count on me to keep you warm.

socksobject-things

With you, I could travel the whole world with just a boat for our love will make it possible.

boatobject-things

Girl, you've got the whole package.

package-deliveryobject-things

I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.

pencilobject-things

I've got a tree you could trim.

treeobject-things

Nice boat, wanna come aboard?

boatobject-things

Hey girl, are you a garbage disposal? Because I wanna grind inside you.

trash-garbageobject-things

I wanna bang your bass drum.

drumobject-things

I have your gun right here baby.

gunsobject-things

Hey, are you my missing sock? Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you.

socksobject-things

Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

gunsobject-things

Baby, I'm harder than anything on the Moh's Scale.

rockobject-things

Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

drumobject-things

I am a skeleton. Bone me.

skeletonobject-things

Aye girl, are you a trash can? Because I want to take you out every week for the rest of my life.

trash-garbageobject-things

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

skeletonobject-things

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

lightobject-things

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

lightobject-things

Wanna see how handle my tripod?

cameraobject-things

You must play drums, because you know how to make my heart go boom.

drumobject-things

Roses are red violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?.

rosesobject-things

Are you my camera? Because you made me smile everytime i look at you.

cameraobject-things

I don't ask for change anymore. Because you are the only dime I need.

dimeobject-things

Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.

rosesobject-things

When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.

pumpkinobject-things

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

cell-phoneobject-things

I can't stop sinking a boat into your waters.

boatobject-things

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

cameraobject-things

If you want to please me, just get on a boat.

boatobject-things

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

mirrorobject-things

Girl are you trash? Because I need to take you out.

trash-garbageobject-things

Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.

treeobject-things

Babe do you have a forest? Because my tree wants to settle its roots somewhere.

treeobject-things

Girl, you must be a pencil, because you really lead me on.

pencilobject-things

Babe, you are so hot you make me feel like I have 1 extra bone.

skeletonobject-things

You are so photogenic, i just want to be the camera to capture your every moment in my life.

cameraobject-things

Is there something wrong with your wifi? Because I know a few hot spots.

wifiobject-things

Would you do me the honor of inputting your digits in my phone book? I’d like to continue this conversation later.

cell-phoneobject-things

Do you know that cuddling with me would be the best thing in your life?

cuddleobject-things

Babe I am a skeleton without you. You are the one that gave me heart.

skeletonobject-things

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

drumobject-things

Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

wifiobject-things

Hey girl, are you a sock? Because I want you for Christmas.

socksobject-things

Hey girl, that smile comes with a cuddle.

cuddleobject-things

I lost my cell phone, would you mind calling it real quick?

cell-phoneobject-things

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...Spread your legs and give me an hour.

rosesobject-things

You’re like pumpkin pie: Perfectly sweet, and exactly what I want on my lips at the end of the night.

pumpkinobject-things

You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

dimeobject-things

You know, the US has a coin shortage. But it seems that I’ve found a dime.

dimeobject-things

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

cameraobject-things

Are you FDR? Because your a dime.

dimeobject-things

If you think I’m good at flirting now, wait until you flirt with me over the phone.

cell-phoneobject-things

I can show you how to row the boat.

boatobject-things

You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.

starobject-things

Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Because you got a NiCE AsS.

pencilobject-things

If you were a boat I would keep you in my garage.

boatobject-things

Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

boatobject-things

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

boatobject-things

I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?

pumpkinobject-things

I got the blocks and leverage to move you tonight.

boatobject-things

Hey, wanna watch p*rn in my mirror?

mirrorobject-things

I had a bad day, it won't be anymore if I got to cuddle you.

cuddleobject-things

Babe, you could pick on my bone any time.

skeletonobject-things

What's cookin' gourd lookin'?

pumpkinobject-things

Permission to board?

boatobject-things

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

treeobject-things

Hey girl are you a trash can? Because I want to put my junk in you.

trash-garbageobject-things

Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.

treeobject-things

Roses are red, you are a cutie, you know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty.

rosesobject-things

My magic watch says you want to cuddle in five minutes. Do you?

cuddleobject-things

I’m not a numismatic. But you’re looking like a dime.

dimeobject-things

The number one thing holding back my smile is your phone number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Girl, you are the missing sock that I have been looking for. I am not leaving without taking you home.

socksobject-things

I was going to send you nudes last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Can you call you the garbage man? Because I want you to handle my junk.

trash-garbageobject-things

Girl, the love in my pants will surely rose to your challenge.

rosesobject-things

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 30%?

cuddleobject-things

Hey baby, want to pegmatite hole?

rockobject-things

Like all great projects, our relationship is off to a rocky start. You made me hard.

rockobject-things

Twinkle twinkle little star, is that you? Because I thought I just saw you winking at me.

starobject-things

It's always morning when I see you. Because you just light up my world.

lightobject-things

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

socksobject-things

I think I may need glasses because all I can see is you.

glassesobject-things

What's the difference between you and a Toaster? I wouldn't put my D in a toaster.

toasterobject-things

Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.

rockobject-things

Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.

package-deliveryobject-things

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

rockobject-things

Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.

treeobject-things

You're sweet, sexy and powerful. Just like my Colt.

gunsobject-things

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

treeobject-things

Continue to rock my boat and don’t be afraid for if you fall. You will just get more wet.

boatobject-things

Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iphone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.

cell-phoneobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

rosesobject-things

Life without you is like a broken pencil...... pointless.

pencilobject-things

Girl, you are so hot you make my lazy bone work.

skeletonobject-things

Do you have a skeleton in your closet? Maybe you should.

skeletonobject-things

I left most of my gear at home but I did bring my 200mm.

cameraobject-things

Do you know what's the differences between you and glasses? My glasses sit higher on my face.

glassesobject-things

Roses are red. Violets are fun. The minute Tinder matched us up; I knew you were the one.

rosesobject-things

Babe, did you lose your stuffed animal? You can always cuddle with me.

cuddleobject-things

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

lightobject-things

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

rockobject-things

Babe, I'll never get tired of taking your photos. You never need to take another mirror selfie.

mirrorobject-things

When I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

starobject-things

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

treeobject-things

I am dying, I have only 2 minutes left so be quick and cuddle with me now.

cuddleobject-things

Are you a firework?! Because you light up my eyes.

lightobject-things

Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.

starobject-things

Don't go(urd) breakin' my heart.

pumpkinobject-things

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

cell-phoneobject-things

Soon enough babe I will put a rock on your finger.

rockobject-things

Girl, are you my glasses? Cause I want you on my face 24/7.

glassesobject-things

You look so familiar! I swear I've seen you before in my piggy bank because you are a pretty dime.

dimeobject-things

Girl, your bass is perfect for my drum stick.

drumobject-things

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

pencilobject-things

Girl, are you trash? Because I am into some dirty talk tonight.

trash-garbageobject-things

Go big or gourd home. How about do both with me in bed.

pumpkinobject-things

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

toasterobject-things

Hold my stick and we will bang in all different ways and tones.

drumobject-things

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you.

glassesobject-things

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

lightobject-things

Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

gunsobject-things

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I’m missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

rosesobject-things

I want to be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

mirrorobject-things

Give it to me RAW.

cameraobject-things

It's all love and roses until someone gets hurt, and babe I will never hurt you.

rosesobject-things

Girl, you like toasters? Let's get in bread together.

toasterobject-things

Want to practice some REAL gun control?

gunsobject-things

Girl, I am a drifting boat until I met you. You give me meaning.

boatobject-things

Do me like your hand drum and bang me.

drumobject-things

How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?

starobject-things

Can I also deposit my number into your mobile phone?

cell-phoneobject-things

The password is Baby. That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight.

wifiobject-things

If you're trash...Is that why I want to take you out so often?

trash-garbageobject-things

If a star fell each time I've thought of you, the sky would be empty.

starobject-things

Do you know that I am a toaster? Because you will like the hard and hot stuff I am about to serve you.

toasterobject-things

If you get with me you will never have to reload again.

gunsobject-things

Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.

pencilobject-things

Baby, you're a drummer? I can make your heart go offbeat.

drumobject-things

Babe, do you have any rocks. Because you rock my world.

rockobject-things

If I had a star for every time you made my darkness go away, I would have a whole galaxy in my hand.

starobject-things

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

mirrorobject-things

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

starobject-things

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

starobject-things

Girl, are you trash? Because we are about to get wasted tonight.

trash-garbageobject-things

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

drumobject-things

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

cell-phoneobject-things

We are not socks, but I can still cum in you and rub all over your feet.

socksobject-things

Are you my package from Amazon? Because I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

package-deliveryobject-things

Hey, do you have a band aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

band-aidobject-things

Orange you pumped for Halloween?

pumpkinobject-things

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

tulipobject-things

For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

rockobject-things

Hey girl, are you a mirror? Because I get the feeling that smashing you is bad luck.

mirrorobject-things

I am a package delivery man, give me your number so I could schedule you for a pick up.

package-deliveryobject-things

If you have tulips and i have tulips, want to put them together and make a Kiss?

tulipobject-things

Hey are you a toaster? Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.

toasterobject-things

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

mirrorobject-things

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars.

starobject-things

Babe, I think I need sunglasses around you, because you are so hot and bright.

glassesobject-things

Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.

treeobject-things

Are you a toaster? Because you warm my stick in 30 seconds.

toasterobject-things

Roses are red, and very famous. Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Netflix and Chill.

rosesobject-things

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

boatobject-things

What's better than having roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.

tulipobject-things

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

package-deliveryobject-things

Let's Pumpkin Spice Things Up.

pumpkinobject-things

I've got you in my viewfinder.

cameraobject-things

You're nothing like a Glock. You look like good for my cock.

gunsobject-things

You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

pencilobject-things

Say hollow to my little friend!

pumpkinobject-things

Rub my magic lamp and I'll bring light into your world.

lightobject-things

We belong together like a pair of glasses, I want to insert my lens into your frame.

glassesobject-things

Girl, I got the skeleton key into your heart.

skeletonobject-things

No strong wave nor angry sea could ever break a sturdy and firm ship.

boatobject-things

You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.

starobject-things

Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.

tulipobject-things

We don’t know when the boat will flip and toss us apart, but we should keep on sailing.

boatobject-things

Skeletons are naked, and you should be too.

skeletonobject-things

Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

cell-phoneobject-things

You can call me FedEx. Because I’m gonna violently thrust my package at you.

package-deliveryobject-things

Do you want to cuddle, with me in my bed?

cuddleobject-things

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

glassesobject-things

Here’s my number. Text me when you’re ready to date.

cell-phoneobject-things

Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.

rosesobject-things

Call me pop rocks, because i’m going to be busting flavors in your mouth.

rockobject-things

Girl, I got a huge pumpkin in my pants. I'll make you go 'oh my gourd' all night long.

pumpkinobject-things

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

package-deliveryobject-things

I lost my cell phone number, can I have yours?

cell-phoneobject-things

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

cell-phoneobject-things

Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.

treeobject-things

I have a case of heartbreak and only your phone number can fix it

cell-phoneobject-things

I'm Ahead of the Carve.

pumpkinobject-things

Forget about pumpkin, let's get straight to hump king.

pumpkinobject-things

Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.

pumpkinobject-things

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

cell-phoneobject-things

Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.

package-deliveryobject-things

Girl you need a toaster? Because things will definitely get real toasty with me tonight.

toasterobject-things

We have so much chemistree.

treeobject-things

Girl, you are pumpkin spice and everything nice.

pumpkinobject-things

There's nothing more I love than stacked dimes.

dimeobject-things

Are you a toaster? Because my mind's toasted about you.

toasterobject-things

Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

cell-phoneobject-things

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

rosesobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have no clue how much I love you.

rosesobject-things

If you were a tree, you would be an evergreen. From the first time I saw you; you have been looking this good.

treeobject-things

Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?

pumpkinobject-things

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.

cuddleobject-things

I got a nice ship, and I am not afraid to get down and wet tonight.

boatobject-things

Girl, are you a pair of glasses? Because you make the world clear to me.

glassesobject-things

Life is gourd with you.

pumpkinobject-things

Babe, time to sheet in and bare away.

boatobject-things

Girl, by the time I am done, your pussy will never want to get off of my tree trunk.

treeobject-things

Do you like magic tricks? Give me your phone to see my number appear on it!

cell-phoneobject-things

Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat

cuddleobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. Like the Titanic, I’m going down on you.

rosesobject-things

Would you rub my magical lamp, because I am about to explode some light into you.

lightobject-things

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster? Warm on the inside. Makes soft things hard. And a shower with you would probably kill me

toasterobject-things

You got any wind? Because we are going places if you could blow my sails.

boatobject-things

Are you a present? Because I see you under my tree.

treeobject-things

Girl, do you have a toaster? Because you make me hard.

toasterobject-things

How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you a wifi signal? Because you're not mine, but I'll try to use you anyways.

wifiobject-things

Girl, you so hot you extended by Wifi Booster.

wifiobject-things

I've got a very large bone for you to examine.

skeletonobject-things

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle.

cuddleobject-things

Girl are you a pumpkin? Because you vine as hell.

pumpkinobject-things

I like the size of your benefits package.

package-deliveryobject-things

Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to feed you my bone meal.

skeletonobject-things

My life had been incomplete all this time. You are the missing sock that I have been looking for.

socksobject-things

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

boatobject-things

Can I borrow a cuddle? I promise to give it back.

cuddleobject-things

Girl, you are not just a dime a dozen. You are my full dozen.

dimeobject-things

You got dimes? Because I would like to wrap you in my sheets.

dimeobject-things

Are you Arsenal? Because you make me anna shoot my gun.

gunsobject-things

Hey babe, I can make you scream louder than my drum set.

drumobject-things

Are you an ingenious rock, because I want to date you.

rockobject-things

There must be something wrong with my phone, I need your number – again.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you the boat from finding nemo? Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.

boatobject-things

Are you wifi? Because I love to have you around.

wifiobject-things

Hey girl are you a bass drum? Because I’m tryna kick it.

drumobject-things

Are you a garbage bin? Because I wanna put my sack inside you.

trash-garbageobject-things

Are you a mirror? Because I would cherish you. Breaking you means back luck.

mirrorobject-things

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

boatobject-things

I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.

cell-phoneobject-things

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

tulipobject-things

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick you up.

trash-garbageobject-things

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

mirrorobject-things

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

treeobject-things

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

mirrorobject-things

Let's do pumpkin tonight, you are my smash goals.

pumpkinobject-things

Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.

pencilobject-things

Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.

pencilobject-things

In every turn of the boat, it felt as if I’ve found you somewhere on the pages of my book.

boatobject-things

I know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.

boatobject-things

Do you have band aid? Because you will need it when I done with you.

band-aidobject-things

Babe, you make my hallow pumpkin full again.

pumpkinobject-things

Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.

toasterobject-things

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

boatobject-things

Let's just say I like to package your goods.

package-deliveryobject-things

How much do those pants cost? You could get them off 100% off when we cuddle at my place.

cuddleobject-things

Are you looking for a gourd time?

pumpkinobject-things

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

rosesobject-things

Hey baby you’re like the North Star. The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

starobject-things

Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

cuddleobject-things

Hey baby you are so bright that you are making me blind.

lightobject-things

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

skeletonobject-things

Is your name 'wifi'? Because I'm feeling a connection.

wifiobject-things

Hey girl are you a pumpkin? Because oh my gourd your so cute.

pumpkinobject-things

What say we go into a dark room and see what develops after our date?

cameraobject-things

Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener. Because my pencil really needs sharpening.

pencilobject-things

As I looked down at the dark ocean from the boat, I feel I was staring into your eyes.

boatobject-things

Do you know what's a skeleton's favorite instrument? Sex-a-bone.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a rock? Because I want to climb you like one.

rockobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, but tonight you'll get two.

rosesobject-things

If your lips are your great weapon, would you care to test it against my guns?

gunsobject-things

If you are looking for a tree topper then you have me because people say I am a star on top.

treeobject-things

The top of my tree is missing a angel like you.

treeobject-things

In this entire universe, the only star I want is you.

starobject-things

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall - is in love with me.

treeobject-things

You rock my boat.

boatobject-things

Girl, I want to drop my package into your warehouse.

package-deliveryobject-things

Babe I got no pumpkin pie for you, but I sure got some cream pie.

pumpkinobject-things

People say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

mirrorobject-things

Ready to have a gourd time with me tonight?

pumpkinobject-things

You look like trash. Can I take you out?

trash-garbageobject-things

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

lightobject-things

Girl, I don't need no wifi? Because I already got a hotspot like you.

wifiobject-things

Babe you socks? Because I want to stick my toe in that hole.

socksobject-things

You got socks? Because you are my sole mate.

socksobject-things

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

gunsobject-things

Babe, my boat is going to show you the world.

boatobject-things

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

pencilobject-things

I don't think you wollastonite when we fukalite.

rockobject-things

Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

boatobject-things

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

cell-phoneobject-things

Babe, I know how to leverage my paddle right into your waters.

boatobject-things

Girl, are you a pencil? Because I would pen-itrate you any time.

pencilobject-things

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

gunsobject-things

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so I can call you when I miss you.

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you trash? Because I just wanna take you out.

trash-garbageobject-things

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that pussy.

treeobject-things

Do you like gardening? Because I'd love to put our tulips together.

tulipobject-things

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

rosesobject-things

Hey baby, I've got my sights on you.

gunsobject-things

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna go take a bath with you.

toasterobject-things

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

treeobject-things

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

boatobject-things

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

package-deliveryobject-things

Like a good banging? Because I’m the best drummer around.

drumobject-things

Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.

pencilobject-things

Girl, I got a magic band-aid to heal your heart.

band-aidobject-things

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

cell-phoneobject-things

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me with your stick all night long.

drumobject-things

Do you have a cell phone? Because the cell tower in my pants would like to connect with you.

cell-phoneobject-things

You must be the North Star, because the light around you led me to your heart.

starobject-things

Is that a cell phone in your pocket? Because dat ass is callin’ me!

cell-phoneobject-things

Lets get our macro on and get in there nice and close.

cameraobject-things

Come back to my place and I’ll shoot you with my camera.

cameraobject-things

They say cuddling is the most romantic thing in life. Do you wanna try with me?

cuddleobject-things

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.

treeobject-things

If looks could kill you carry a concealed weapon under that mask.

gunsobject-things

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

treeobject-things

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

rockobject-things

I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.

drumobject-things

We are drums. We're too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.

drumobject-things

You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.

boatobject-things

I only focus on you with my camera.

cameraobject-things

Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!

pencilobject-things

Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.

boatobject-things

My score may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

cell-phoneobject-things

Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

gunsobject-things

Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.

pencilobject-things

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

drumobject-things

Hey, I may be a piece of garbage, but you can still take me out.

trash-garbageobject-things

You can dig up my bone any day.

skeletonobject-things

You must have strong signals, because the cell phone in my pants just got full bars.

cell-phoneobject-things

This boat is like me, I could save you in your stormy days and darkest nights.

boatobject-things

Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.

rosesobject-things

You know what they say, geologists know how to make the bed rock!

rockobject-things

I wish I was your phone. So you'd be on me all day.

cell-phoneobject-things

Babe, I am ready to carve out some fun out of you tonight.

pumpkinobject-things

Are you a cuddle? Because you are already making me feel good and loved.

cuddleobject-things

Are you calcium? Because you're certainly making a bone grow.

skeletonobject-things

Got a boat? The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

boatobject-things

Are you a pair of glasses? You don’t appear to be one of my contacts.

glassesobject-things

Are you public wifi? Because I am connecting to you automatically.

wifiobject-things

Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles.

rockobject-things

I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

glassesobject-things

Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?

treeobject-things

Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.

pencilobject-things

Is that a boat paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

boatobject-things

If you flash me with your camera then I’ll flash you.

cameraobject-things

If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?

cell-phoneobject-things

Are you my glasses? Because I have been looking for you.

glassesobject-things

I bet trees stop and look at you in awe.

treeobject-things

Your beautiful face looks like a field of tulips.

tulipobject-things

You are the highlight of my day.

lightobject-things

Are you a Crayon? Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it.

pencilobject-things

You got a band aid? Because girl, love hurts.

band-aidobject-things

Are you band aid? Because seeing you patches my broken heart.

band-aidobject-things

My love for you is like the stars during the day. You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

starobject-things

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

treeobject-things

I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.

gunsobject-things

Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

pumpkinobject-things

Error 404: Your phone number seems to be missing from my phone.

cell-phoneobject-things

I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.

treeobject-things

Blue sky above my head, calm sea beneath my boat, wind blows upon me saying your name.

boatobject-things

I’d show you my world. But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror.

mirrorobject-things

Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated. I guess you’re just too hot for tinder.

cell-phoneobject-things