naruto pickup lines

It’s time for you to see my mokuton.

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You are so hot, I want to start a Great Shinobi War for you.

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I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata. (Naruto)

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Are you Gaara? Because love is written all over your face.

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Will you be my red thread of destiny?

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Baby they call me Diedara because I’m going to explode all over your face (Naruto)

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Check out my Sharindong.

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Sharingan is red, rasengan is blue. Give me your number.

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Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you. (Naruto)

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Babe, help me rebuild my clan.

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Do you know why people call me the Gentle Fist?

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Did you know Chidori? Because you just got through to my heart.

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Damn girl, I’m wanna give you that shinra tensei. (Naruto)

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Babe, drink from my fountain of youth.

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Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you.

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Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.

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Be with me and I’ll show you all the 6 paths!

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You must be Ino because I can't take you off my mind.

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Kisame: My Samehada has never been this excited. (Naruto)

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They say Uzumaki have the strongest bodies. Believe it. (Naruto)

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That’s not a kunai in my pocket, y’know. (Naruto)

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You and I can make our own clan.

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I will take your heart - to replace the one you took from me!

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I’ll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes. (Naruto)

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Are you an Uchiha? Because you are the last of your kind.

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Damn girl, I want to give you that Shinra Tensei - Almighty Push!

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Are you using sexy no jutsu? Because I just love all of your looks.

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Hashirama: I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like. (Naruto)

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Girl, you just blew me away.

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Are you Ten Ten? Because you are definitely a 10 in my clan.

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Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy. (Naruto)

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Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken? (Naruto)

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Want to have some ramen at my place?

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Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto)

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Zabuza: I’m one of the seven swordsmen, wanna be my sheath? (Naruto)

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Let's reignite our power of youth!

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Just call me Shikamaru, because I want to stick to you like a shadow.

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Bet you cannot handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

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Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine.

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I give better tongue than Deidera. But you’ll have to see for yourself. (Naruto)

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I must be caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but everywhere I go I see you.

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Infinite Tsukuyomi must have activated because you are everything I’ve dreamed of. (Naruto)

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Girl I am the Hashirama. And a piece of my cell will make you stronger.

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Do you know I can do the Sharingan in bed?

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Kakashi: I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain. (Naruto)

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Hey baby! I m like rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get. (Naruto)

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Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason. (Naruto)

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Are you Kankuro? Because make me your love puppet.

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I must have Sharingan, because I see all of our futures.

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Are you ready to get all your eight gates open tonight?

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How’d you like to see my kunai? (Naruto)

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Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style Penetration jutsu.

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Your eyes have totally entranced me. Can I have them?

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I don't need my Byakugan to see your inner beauty.

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Babe, once you release my gate, I cannot go back but give my life for you.

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Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom.

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Make me the Shuriken for your Kunai.

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Deidara: I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know (Naruto)

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You are the Sasuke to my Sakura.

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Would you like me to show you my mokuton?

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Were you always this hot? Or did you activate sexy no jutsu?

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My water jutsu will make you real wet.

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Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.

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Baby ill show you ALL 6 paths! (Naruto)

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My love for you is hot like the Amaterasu.

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Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart.

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Naruto: I’ve got nine tails, can you handle them all at once? (Naruto)

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Did you just use tsukiyomi on me? Because I just lost 3 days of my life into your eyes.

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I may not be a nine-tail, but just 1 will make you come.

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My Chidori technique will send electricity through your body tonight.

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Jutsu's ain't the only thing these hands are good for. (Naruto Uzumaki)

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Are you Fire Hokage? Because you are hot!

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I may not have byakugan, but I can look right through you.

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Are you Sasuke? Because you’re coming home with me tonight.

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Want to taste my Totska Blade?

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Trap me in the infinite Tsukuyomi. Because you are everything I dream about.

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Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.

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Are you a master of the Shinra Tensei? Because you shattered my gate.

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Want to experience my Expansion Jutsu?

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Beauty is Art. Art is bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you tonight.

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Seal me inside your heart and I will take care of you for the rest of your life.

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I don’t need to use byakugan to see into your heart. (Naruto)

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Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some? (Naruto)

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My name is Naruto, would you like some Uzumaki inside you?

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I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot? (Naruto)

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Are you temari? Because I am your biggest fan.

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Im not Hashirama, but dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style. (Naruto)

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Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.

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Girl, I will Golden Flash my way into your gates.

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Are you Origami? Because I want to fold you good.

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Babe, want to check out my Wood jutsu?

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Is your name Danzo? Because you caught my eye.

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Call me Diedara, because I am about to explode all over your face.

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