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Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

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It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

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I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?

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Are you tired? Cause you've been making tawaf in my head all day.

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I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

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Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

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Girl, I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

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Nice burqa. Can I talk you out of it?

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That hijab really compliments your eyes.

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I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

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You cant play basketball with hijab on. Marry me and we'll go one on one our entire life.

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Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

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Girl, you must be like shaytan. Because you fell out of Jannah.

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Looks around girl's hijaab: Sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag.

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What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my dad's number, so call him maybe?

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It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? 

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When I first saw you, I said mashallah and then I said inshallah.

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I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

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Hey girl, I just saw the moon in your eyes... Eid Mubarak.

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Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

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I want your feet to be my kid's Jannah.

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Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

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That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

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Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

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Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of my deen?

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Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.

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Hey girl, I think I'm sick, but Allah created a cure: YOU.

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Hey, girl. When I first saw you, I was like و.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're so halal. Can I nikkah you?

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Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

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Hey girl, we're allowed to marry four...but I don't think that's necessary because you're a 10.

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I'm not staring. I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

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Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

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Are you Muslim? Because your body islamin.

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Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

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I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

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Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?

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You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

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I'd fast for a lifetime just to have one iftar with you.

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So, read any good Surahs lately?

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Can I have your mahram's phone number?

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You can be the queen of my Hurs anyday.

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Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

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Your feet made me lower my gaze.

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Would you like to see my collection of bukharts?

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To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

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You are so Haram, we need to make it Halal right now.

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Will my platinum visa cover your dowry?

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I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.

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His Iman is like his beard. It's full and perfect.

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Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

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I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.

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Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

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