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I can be your scripture hero.

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You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.

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Is the spirit telling you what it's telling me?

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The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

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What's your favorite temple? (he/she answers) Baby, I'm lookin' at mine!

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*Knock*Knock*Knock* Can I show you the true missionary position?

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Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh? Girl responds: What? Weird question. Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

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Are you an angel? Because whenever I'm around you I strongly feel the spirit.

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I didn't know angels could fly so low!

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I'm sorry, but you don't just have a sweet spirit... If you know what I mean.

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I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!

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I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous.

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Don't I know you from the pre-existence?

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Are you lost ma'am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here!

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My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!

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Hey...let's be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion.

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What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!

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Guy: Can I see your shirt tag? Girl: Why? Guy: I want to see if you are from Heaven.

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If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.

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We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

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Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

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Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

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Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

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I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

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Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!

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Wanna be a sister wife?

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I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!

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What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

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What's in the box?

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I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.

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The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

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If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.

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I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you.

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Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

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Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging. Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

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Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"?

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I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont.

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Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

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The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")"

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I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy

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Am I dreaming... or are you a revelation?

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Hey, is it just me or are we destined to be married?

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You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.

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Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.

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I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.

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Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast. Girl asks: Why? Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.

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I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

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A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

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Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)

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You wanna see my flaming sword?

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Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.

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You have great child bearing hips.

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If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.

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Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?

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I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a ring, let's get married maybe?

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You must be the liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine.

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You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

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Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

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Hey wanna see my seer stones?

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Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!

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Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you.

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Is your name virtue? Because you garnish MY thoughts unceasingly!

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Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here

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Kiss me... no wait, dance with me? I'm Mormon 🙂

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I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.

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I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.

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Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

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Guy - You look like my first wife. Girl - Really? How many wives have you had? Guy - None

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Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

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An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

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How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.

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You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream... the most precious of all.

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My Liahona pointed to you.

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If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

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