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Take it easy on me -- I'm a virga.

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I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

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You know that during a tornado warning that the safest place to be is in my bed.

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What's your "do" point?

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It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

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I have an overshooting top.

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Wanna sling my psychrometer?

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You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!

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My! Your parcels are buoyant.

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Can I make your jet stream?

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I've got mad Skillings.

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What’s today’s high? 69 ALL NIGHT LONG!

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After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart.

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Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

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You've heard of high pressure..how about thigh pressure?

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I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

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Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

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Is your tornado big enough to chase?

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Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

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One look at you and my barometric pressure rises.

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So, how many inches will I get?

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Can I TK your WXP?

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Do you want to suction my vortex?

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That wasn't my hand..it was my El Nino.

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I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.

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I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

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I'd like to punch your core.

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Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

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Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

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Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

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ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

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Nice pair of 88D's.

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Do you want to absorb my emittance.

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My! Your tornado is long.

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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

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Would you like to blow my weather vane?

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Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

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Let me analyze your contours.

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Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

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Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

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Are you a meteorologist? I bet you got experience in everything from the ground up.

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I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

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(Men in Black II)

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Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.

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Can I see your weather balloons?

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You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

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Break out the AWIPS and chains.

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You give me a high pressure system…in my pants.

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I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

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What’s your “do” point?

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Can I advect your vortex?

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Wanna see my weather weenie?

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Can I calibrate your instrument?

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You're the cause of my perturbation.

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I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.

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Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

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I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

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I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

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Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

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Can I lift your index?

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