mcdonalds pickup lines

mcdonalds pickup lines

I threw my fries on the ground because I saw a hot mom spank her kid who did so.

Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it.

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You’re lucky I haven’t eaten yet, because you can be my Happy Meal.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.

I think dancing with you would be like McDonalds... I would have to say, nah, nah, nah, na- nah, I'm lovin' it

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I want a taste of that delicious butter milk of yours.

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.Yoga

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If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

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You are spicy as chilli sauce at McDonalds. Love at first bite.

Want a bite of this McChicken?

If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

The way chicken nuggets enter my taste buds is the same way you captivate my heart.

I always long for a chance to lick the honey off those buns.

You must be the hamburglar who stole my heart.

If you were a chicken to be served at McDonalds, you would be McChicken.

Wanna taste my Spicy Buffalo Sauce?

Both you and McDonalds make my heard stop.

Your body must be from McDonalds, coz I love it.

Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY

You captivate my heart like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds.

McDonalds made their M for men’s day.

Would you like a happy ending with your happy meal?

I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds.

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

I wish you could rub my salty French fries with some sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.

You should rub some Sweet ‘N’ Sour Sauce on my salty French fry.

Babe, you are perfectly made for me.

If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed.

I’ll have my way and you’ll be loving it; so I’ll be burger king and you’ll be McDonalds.

Dating you would make you be the curry to my French fries. So yummy.

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of McDonalds!

Baby you are the jam in my hot cakes.

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Do you work at McDonalds? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.

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Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.

You are Ronald McDonald, right? Know what? I’m loving you.

I love your spicy buffalo sauce.

Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).

If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast.

Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.Fast Food Restaurant

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Babe, I want to dip my sausage in your buns.

Girl when I am done with you, you won't be looking for no toys in this happy meal.

Do you work here? Because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.

I just wanted to know if you work here because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.

I love your body. Is it from McDonald?

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottieFast Food Restaurant

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Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.

Could you double stuff my Oreo?

Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!

This could be love at first bite.

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie

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Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.Fast Food Restaurant

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At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!

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Like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds, you captivate my heart.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"Fast Food Restaurant

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You should let me lick the honey off those buns.

Girl, you are my Sweet Tea.

I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.

If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful.

If you were on the menu, you’d be a McBeautiful.

Hey, baby, wanna taste my Special Sauce?

I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal.

Wanna see the secret prize in my Happy Meal?

Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.

If you were a McCafe drink, you would be a mchottie.

This Egg White Delight isn’t nearly as delightful as you are.

This is love at first site, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce.

I thought you wanted to see how my cookie crumbles.

You’re like McDonald's baby, I’m lovin it!

I love you. I think your name is Ronald McDonalds.

Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes.

I’m in love with your body. Did you get it from McDonalds?

If you let me, I’ll not only butter your toast but also eat your breakfast.

Come on over and I’ll give ya a Happy Meal.

You wanna dip my fry in your milkshake?

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it!

I would like you to see how my cookies crumble.

Would you like to go mac with me? You could be my happy meal.

You would be the McGorgeous if you were a burger at McDonalds.

Forget about Big Mac, try this Big Dick.

If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal.

You must be craving to taste my spicy buffalo sauce.

Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

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Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.Fast Food Restaurant

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You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight.

Can I have a junior chicken with a side of your number.

Hey, baby, wanna dip my nuggets in your sauce?

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

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You could be the curry sauce to my French fries. Yum girl.

Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.

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Why don’t you try my quarter-pounder?

Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!

Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.

You stole my heart. You must be the Hamburglar.

Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald, because I’m loving you.

Is your face from McDonalds, Because I’m lovin’ it.

The way you are going straight to my thighs you must be McDonalds.

Girl, this quarter pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience.

You are as spicy as chili sauce at McDonalds.

My combo meal is not complete without you.

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