mario-kart pickup lines

Babe, I am ready to travel deep in your Sweet Sweet Canyon.

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Speed, acceleration, weight, handling, and traction, I got it all in bed. Want a test drive?

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Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.

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Hey girl, these balloons are not the only things we are popping tonight.

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I'll race around the world with you anytime.

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One race with me and you'll find out why i'm called the Piranha Prowler.

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Let's race, I promise I'll take you to the finish first.

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With you, I feel I have Star power. I am faster, stronger, and can penetrate through anything.

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Check out my golden Mario.

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Hey babe, which ever path you want to take, we are going to the end.

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I would love to make you feel blown sky high like Bob-ombs.

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Could you swallow like the Chain Chomp?

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Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.

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Boo, I want a piece of you.

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I am ready to use my Golden Mushroom, are you?

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I would like to exploit you like Grumble Volcano.

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Babe, want to see how I could turbo dash you to the finish?

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Girl, I know how to Rocket Start you by pushing at the exact time.

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Watch out babe, I am coming up behind with my Red Shells.

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Girl, am I accelerating too fast for you?

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I hope u enjoy looking at the stars at night... cause i'll send u flying up there w/my star.

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Girl, I will eat you out like Potted Piranha Plants.

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Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?

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I am Super Horny for you.

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No obstacle is going to stop me from reaching you.

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My love for you is like the Mario Circuit, it's always there.

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I am usually good at Mario Kart, but babe I am falling for you with every turn I take.

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Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.

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Let's make our bedroom game more fun with these Mystery Boxes.

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You can bounce on my pipe all you want.

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Girl I got gold.

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Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.

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Girl, your beauty had struck lightning on me.

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Let's recreate that orgasmic finishing like the Bullet Bill item.

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No lava in Bowser's Castle is going to stop me from getting to you.

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Girl I'll travel to the end of Rainbow Road with you, because you are a worthy treasure.

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I am maxed coins for you.

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Hey babe, time for some POW action.

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Time to whip out my banana.

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Girl I know how to work my kart, I can get in and out of any tight spots.

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I'm a real Shy Guy but do enjoy long walks on Peach Beach.

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