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I wish I were an octopus, so I would have eight hands to touch your butt with.

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You know what happen to be from the future and I sea you lion in my bed.

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What a beautiful specimen, so exotic…

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I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock

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You know what else is slippery when wet? (Sea Lion)

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Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're looking at a sexy land beast.

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Your Thermador cracks my shell.

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You had me at lobster.

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Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.

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If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.

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Stroke my dolphin.

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I love your dress. It's soFISHticated.

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I speak whale.

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Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

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Do you masturbate to Shark Week too?!

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Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe. (Octopus)

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Do you like seafood? Because I've got crabs.

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You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.

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Loving you is a no-brainer. (Jellyfish)

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Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

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I love your rainbow trout, o my kiss!

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name).

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Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.

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How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.

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Do you work here, because you smell of tuna?

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I wish we can be the type of jellyfish that lives forever, so I can love you forever.

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What kind of fish is funny? A clownfish.

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Hey girl, where you fin all my life?

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Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.

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I wanna eat you if that's okay? (Shark)

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Wanna help me clean my pump?

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Tonight I would be a hermit no more.

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You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

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I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.

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Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?

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Are you a shark? Because I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

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I'll give you a ride that you won't have to wait in line for.

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Aeooiieaeeooooou!!

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My shell or yours?

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So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

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Wanna hold my eel? He is a slippery fella.

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You’re so cute I could turn myself inside out and digest you.

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Let's goby somewhere alone

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I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

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Call me Ishmael......... (Octopus)

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Girl, you look ancient—considering we're one of the oldest species on earth, that's a compliment. (Turtle)

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If I told you, you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me? (Octopus)

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Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)

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What if I say, I'm not like the otters.

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We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)

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There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

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wanna try guppy style?

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Can i put a little more sauce into your life?

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Wanna snorkel with my dorkel?

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How you chewing? (Shark)

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I bet you love blowholes.

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Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me

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Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

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Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!

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Whale Whale Whale. What do we have here?

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Tonight I can make you ink.

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Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.

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Polar Bear... I just wanted to break the ice.

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Hey baby, are you a marine biologist? Because I'd like to hist the club and seal the deal with you.

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Does your pussy smell like fish? Because I like sushi.

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Hey baby, are you a calorimeter? Because you're hot and I'd like to stick my probe into you.

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Dang girl are you Dory from finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me.

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I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

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Once you've had me, baby, you'll never go back; mostly because you'll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)

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Wanna cuttle? (Cuttlefish)

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Would you like to go home and see my catfish?

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Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle? (Octopus)

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Are you coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty.

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I'm a shark.

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I saw you and I was hooked.

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I want to be the clown fish to your sea anemone.

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Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.

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If your butt was a seafood restaurant I'd pick the pupu platter.

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If you were a fish, you’d be a Clownfish.

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I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

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You must be Nemo, because I have been looking for you.

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I might be left shark, but I'm the right shark for you.

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Hey babe, mind if I crab your ass?

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Do your dolphins do any tricks?

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I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

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I'm hot, but you are otter.

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Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.

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The "Angry Walrus" is my favourite sexual trick.

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Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.

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You make me feel like a sea cucumber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my ass.

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Are you a whale? Because I like your blow hole.

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Your coral lips were made to kiss.

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Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?

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We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

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Whale be mine?

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I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?

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Gimme some fin. Noggin'. Dude!

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Pssh... I'm not the only one who smells like fish.

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Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)

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You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

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If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.

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I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

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Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.

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Will you be mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?

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They call me, "Portuguese Man-of-War," but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.

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You otter come over here cutie!

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Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

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Something smells fishy about this place... Let's get outta here.

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Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

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I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

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Hey baby, let's play meiosis. Why don't you go first and split your legs.

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Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly? (Octopus)

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What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?

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How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again

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Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.

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I used to hate algae, but it's starting to grow on me.

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hey baby, show me your feeders and I'll show you mine

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Hey baby, wanna free my Willy?

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I whale shower you with love.

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If you sit up front, I'll make you wet.

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You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!

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Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

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Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers? (Octopus)

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?

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Wanna have my tadpoles swim to your pond?

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I whaley love you

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Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

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What's a gal like you in an ocean like this?

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You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

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I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

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Can I put my tank into your mall?

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They don't call me a sperm-whale for nothing.

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I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

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If I were a dolphin, I'd rape you first.

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That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard.

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