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You are so adorable when you geek out.

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Pick up? Hit me up. 420!

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Meet you at four-twenty.

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As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies!

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Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?

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Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking!

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Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

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I want to T-H-See you naked

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Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!

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You're on fire! Oh, no, that's just my blunt...

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I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

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I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire!

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Let's celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.

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Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?

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I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

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I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.

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I have a huge kush on you

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Are you a chonger? You took my breath away.

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I got weed.

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I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?

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You must be as dope as weed... Because right now you are all I need.

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If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

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Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.

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I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

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Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.

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You wanna hit this?

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I can be your buzz amplifier.

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Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?

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I'm a certified drug dealer.

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I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

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Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?

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Hey ya wanna get high?

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So you're gonna have to blow me for those buds...

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Wanna help me smoke this joint?

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You have me at cannabis.

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My love 420 will not be the same without you.

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Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?

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Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

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Are you a drug? Because I marijuana take you home tonight.

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Wanna get weird after this?

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(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.

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I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

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I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let's smoke this baby.

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How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

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I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

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Want to get cough-ee with me?

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Hey baby! You're smoking!

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You know what is better than best? Me.

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Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

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My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle.

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Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.

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Wanna hit this bowl ?

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Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together.

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It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

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Hey! Let's make like a blunt and roll.

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I will let u hit this if I can tap that

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