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We can finger, tongue and blow at the same time.

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The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"

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Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me?

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Hey baby, what is your uniform number? Because I would love to get in those pants.

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Do you play the vibraphones? Because I have been getting a good vibe from you.

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Rifles have nice butts

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Hey baby! I'm a percussionist. I bang hard.

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I wanna make you go up an octave.

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Looking good in those tight spandex.

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My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

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How long is your baton?

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This set of drill isn't the only thing gonna leave you out of breath tonight.

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Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.

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Is that a color guard uniform you are wearing? I think its hot.

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Do you believe in love at first set or should I march by again?

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That's a nice grand staff you have.

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I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.

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One day, you and I will be as close as Tom Wallace and marching band music.

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Show me your tan lines, I will show you mine.

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How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

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Long, loud and lubricated.

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Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.

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Hey girl, are you in marching band? Because you just called me to attention.

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Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.

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I'm too sexy for my sabre

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What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

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I like a man in uniform... a band uniform.

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I’ll guard you with all my heart.

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You wanna see how far I can fit my mouth piece into my mouth?

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My tuba? Yeah….it takes a strong tongue and soft lips to make this kind of music.

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The theme of this movement is love. Let’s develop it.

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Your calves must ache, because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.

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Hey girl, you make my heart drop spin.

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Are you the drum major stand because I would climb you all day.

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Trombones can do it in 7 positions

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I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.

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Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.

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You've got all parts of me standing at attention.

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Do you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.

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Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

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My instructor says I have a great blow technique.

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Hey baby, if its not too much treble, I'd like to 'B' with you…naturally.

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I love how you glitter in the spot light!

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It's saxy time.

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Pull out or push it in more.

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You make my heart drop spin

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When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

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You must be on the color guard, because you make my flag rise.

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Do you want to see me dance with my pole?

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You're like a drum. I want to bang you all night.

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Are you a fermata? because I'd like to hold you.

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Maybe we can have a sectional time. Just the two of us.

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Work that pole.

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I just jazzed everywhere.

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Your kisses hit me harder than a solid 7 catch.

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I wanna bang that bass drum.

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What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.

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What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.

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I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

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I'll strip for you

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You know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.

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You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

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Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.

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Do you have a band-aid? I’ve seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you.

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Band, horns up!

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Girl, you give me a tromboner.

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I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

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I'll guard you with all my heart

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Falling out of love with you is as hard as backwards marching in circles.

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If you don't know it, don't blow it.

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I'll let you in my toaster

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Wanna swap mouth pieces.

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I wanna tap that snare drum.

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Is that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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You're cuter than a French composition.

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