Pickup lines
marching-band-and-color-guard pickup lines
The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedHey baby, what is your uniform number? Because I would love to get in those pants.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedDo you play the vibraphones? Because I have been getting a good vibe from you.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedThis set of drill isn't the only thing gonna leave you out of breath tonight.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedDon't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedIs that a color guard uniform you are wearing? I think its hot.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedDo you believe in love at first set or should I march by again?
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedOne day, you and I will be as close as Tom Wallace and marching band music.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedHow do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedAre you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedHey girl, are you in marching band? Because you just called me to attention.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedHey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedWhat is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedYou wanna see how far I can fit my mouth piece into my mouth?
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedMy tuba? Yeah….it takes a strong tongue and soft lips to make this kind of music.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedYour calves must ache, because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedAre you the drum major stand because I would climb you all day.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedI'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedSabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedDo you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedHey baby, if its not too much treble, I'd like to 'B' with you…naturally.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedYou must be on the color guard, because you make my flag rise.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedWhat's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedWhat's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedYou know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedYou light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedLet’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedDo you have a band-aid? I’ve seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedI wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedFalling out of love with you is as hard as backwards marching in circles.
marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themedIs that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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